Chapter Twenty-Eight Security Network Cables

"Done, since you are not short of money, if you want to build a greenhouse, build it!" The second master's statement has always been the final decision of the family. The uncle was originally supportive of this matter, and the opinions of the second mother and the big mother were ignored. At that moment, Wang Yong contacted Manager Li, who had built a greenhouse for himself last time, and told him that he still had to build twenty sheds, and was ready to hand over this work to their company. Manager Li agreed and asked him to choose the place, and three days later he brought someone to see the venue.

After hanging up the phone, the family ate a meal happily. Wang Yong, who was idle in the afternoon, thought that he should prepare a computer, and what information to check in the province in the future also had to make the mobile phone Internet access, not to mention the cost, the key is that the speed is too slow. The network cable has long been connected to the village, and at four o'clock in the afternoon Wang Yong made a phone call to the township telecom customer service. As soon as he heard that the village chief of Mid-Levels Village had installed a network cable at home, the manager of the township telecommunications immediately agreed to send someone over, and sure enough, within twenty minutes, a Jinbei van drove into the courtyard of Wang Yong's family.

The first person to get down from the co-pilot, about one meter seventy-five. Thick eyebrows, big eyes, bald head, and a big belly. The more Wang Yong looked, the more familiar his eyes felt, and he was busy sending a command to Xiao Guang to inquire. Soon information about this person appeared in Wang Yong's mind.

"It was you!" Oh boy, your body is still so thick! Not at all. Are you still going up the mountain to hunt pheasants? Wang Yong laughed and said teasingly.

"I said Wang Yong, when we first met, I laughed at my old classmates. I heard that your boy has not been less tossed since he came back. Elected village chief, he fights with people in the market, grows greenhouse vegetables at sky-high prices, and jujube trees that produce eggs. By the way, get me some dates to taste, but don't be reluctant to do it! "As soon as the fat man said that the jujube saliva was left behind. No way, this man has grown so big, one thing has not changed, that is, delicious. For food, you can go up the mountain to fight pheasants, and go to the sea to catch dragons. There is a story to this.

The fat man's name is Liu Xiaolong, and he is from the village next door, and he is the same age as Wang Yong' elementary school classmate. His father was a butcher, and the family often slaughtered pigs and sheep to sell meat. When Wang Yong was a child, they would be considered the children of a rich family in the village. Probably because of eating meat and bone broth every day, this kid has been fat since he was a child. In the third grade of primary school, he grew to more than ninety pounds. Get rid of a little fat man and be ridiculed for it. So I vowed to lose weight, but this kid was very hungry, and he couldn't stand it without eating meat for a day. Wang Yong told him at that time that pheasant meat is fragrant but does not grow meat, which is the most suitable for you to eat. After the boy listened, he ran up the mountain every day after school. The pheasant didn't catch a few, but the weight really lost. But this lazy guy caught a pheasant for a while and felt that he was too tired to go up the mountain, so he asked Wang Yong if there was any other meat to eat and not grow fat. Wang Yong told him that yes, fish and meat will not grow fat when eaten. So the boy stared at the fish in the river again. Especially in the summer, there is a pond and a small river in their village that are connected, and there are many fish and shrimp in it. In order to eat the fish, this boy was guilty of old age, and almost drowned. Later, in order to show that he had the ability, this boy often shouted that he could fight tigers on the mountain and catch dragons when he went down to the sea.

"Eat, as far as your physique is concerned, there are two hundred and five, right?" Wang Yong looked at the boy's round body and asked.

"Don't tear up what you don't need, what about dates?" The fat man didn't know anything and asked politely.

"On the mountain, I want to eat it and pick it myself." Wang Yong glanced at him angrily.

The fat man ignored him, talked to the three workers who came with him, let them work immediately, and said to Wang Yong without turning back: "Lao Tzu has not gone up to the mountain to hunt pheasants for a long time, how, do you want to go up with your brother, and then you have one." ”

"As far as you are concerned, you still want to catch pheasants." Your old hens can peck you all over the yard! Wang Yong said haha sized up. The three workers didn't understand what was so funny about this, how this one had laughed like this! Xiao Zi gave Wang Yong a middle finger, turned around and hummed up the mountain and ran away to the "Love of the Tracker" who ran to his grandmother's house to pick dates. Wang Yong laughed for a while, and then slowed down to tell the three workers about the fat man being chased by the chicken.

It was the day after Wang Yong told him that eating pheasants would not gain weight on the same day, and this guy also knew that it was a little difficult for him to catch pheasants. I couldn't think of any good way to think about it, so I ran to Ask Wang Yong again at the end of the class. When Wang Yong was a child, the ghost ideas were one after another, and he immediately thought of a way for him. Wang Yong told the fat man, why are the martial arts masters you watch on TV so powerful? In addition to having a good master and martial arts cheats, it is necessary to study and practice diligently. You said that you have no master and no secret books, and you can only rely on diligent study and hard work. In this way, you go home every day and release your old hen, and then go and catch it, and the chickens raised at home are better to catch than pheasants. Let's start with simple practice, step by step, one day you will also become a generation of chicken catchers.

The fat man who was fooled by Wang Yong was immersed in the reverie after he became a chicken catcher. Thinking that he has become a famous chicken catcher in the jianghu, no matter what kind of chicken he can easily catch as soon as he reaches out. Spend a lot of money, eat a lot of meat, drink a lot of wine... When I got to the house, I threw down my bag and ran to the yard, ready to catch the old hen in the chicken coop. The boy was unlucky enough to catch his hen incubating the chicks in the nest. The boy's hand hadn't touched the old hen yet. The old hen thought that this guy was going to steal her own child, so she could still be polite with him, and as soon as she reached out, she pecked at the back of the fat man's hand. The fat man hurriedly shrunk his hand back with a snort, and when he saw it, he pecked blue, and his tears of pain swirled in his eyes. But when you think of becoming a generation of chicken catchers in the future, this pain is nothing, wipe away your tears and don't be afraid. Well, at that time, Zheng Zhihua's song had not yet been passed on! Anyway, the fat man is carrying forward the fine tradition of our army not being afraid of suffering and not being afraid of death, and gritting his teeth once again really went out to catch chickens. This time, he learned his lesson and reached for the old hen with a lightning bolt of his hand. The fat man succeeded, the great fat man, he inherited the glory and tradition of the family, the little devil, the Zhou peel, the puppet army at this moment soul possessed! It represents the long history and tradition of the chicken catcher, at this moment he is not alone in the battle, he is not alone!

The fat man triumphantly tugged at one of the chicken's wings and pulled the chicken out of the cage. The old hen was completely angered by the fat man, and your boy did not finish, not only stealing my child, but also attacking me. So the old hen flapped its wings on the fat man's hand. The fat man loosened his hand, only to see the old hen a harrier turn over and stand firmly on the ground. The angry hen braced her whole body and screamed, Dead Fat, Old Lady and you fought. Then pick up a meter high in the face of the fat man and go. The fat man, who was immersed in the joy of the first success of catching the chicken, was slammed on the nose by the old hen before he could react, and the pain was so painful that his tears could not be stopped immediately, crying while dodging the hens who constantly attacked, while running into the house. And the hen is advisable to chase the remaining brave to the poor, not to give the fat man a chance, not to fly up and peck.

The fat man's cry alarmed the sister who was cooking in the house, and his sister came out to see the fat man's stomach hurt as she drove the hen away with the hen. The fat man finally escaped from the hen's hands, and returned to the house with a swollen nose and a swollen face, wiping tears. After being rescued from the hen by his sister, the fat man developed a problem of eating chickens, and especially liked to nibble on chicken heads. However, this matter has also become a topic that people often use to joke about fat people.

After listening to Wang Yong talk about the troubles of the fat man's childhood, the three workers who came with The Fat Man laughed.

By the time the fat man returned from the mountain, Wang Yong had finished their work and drunk a pot of tea. This dead fat man, in order to pick more dates, took off his T-shirt and wrapped a large bag.

Wang Yong looked at the sweaty fat man who was eating jujube with relish: "I said can you be a little out of the way?" Why didn't I use my pants too! ”

The fat man gave Wang Yong a blank look and said to the three workers, "Go back, I will leave my old classmates here for a meal." Oh yes, go out on the street and talk to my dad. And this big jujube, one person takes three, not many. ay! I said little two, I said I can't take more, just your hand is fast! ”

Wang Yong was really obedient to this dead fat man. However, it is also appropriate for the old classmates to come over and ask for a meal. Sending away the three workers, the fat man sat on the couch, and the big old man ordered Wang Yong: "Hurry up and cook, I will be hungry in the mountains." ”

"Hungry, don't kill you." I'll give you a bowl of noodles, and I'll make sure you eat it in ten minutes. Wang Yong stared at the fat man and said. The fat man didn't look at him and waved his hand directly. That means don't talk nonsense, hurry up and cook.

Wang Yong helplessly looked at the fat man lying on the sofa watching TV, got up and went to the kitchen to get a few dishes. Of course, all vegetables are made from Small World. As a result, the fat man who was originally lying lazily on the sofa had been counting down Wang Yong so much that he was vegetarian, shouting for meat to eat. But after tasting the vinegared kohlrabi, the fat man immediately transformed into an animal with his body shape and similarity. When Wang Yong came in with the last plate of crucian carp tofu soup, there were only a few dry and quiet plates left on the table, and there was not even a little soup left!

There was no way, Wang Yong had to use his lazy tricks and make a dish that is very famous abroad. However, it is called vegetable salad abroad, and it is called cold mixed vegetables in china. Mixed with shredded cucumber, shredded kohlrabi, shallots, shredded tofu, and shredded kelp into a pot of cold vegetables. Then put the big basin in front of the fat man and eat!

The trick worked, and the last pot of cold mixed vegetables was left with less than a small bowl. After cleaning up the table, Wang Yong chatted with the fat man on the sofa.

"Fat man, how did you get into telecommunications?" When you graduated from high school, didn't you go to computer school?

The fat man touched his stomach with one hand, took a cigarette in the other, took a sip of his cigarette, and said, "Do you remember little Joe behind you?" ”

"Remember, when we were in high school, many people's dream goddess Qiao Fei and our previous Qiao Ying were collectively called big and small Joe. ay! At that time, when you slept at night, you didn't shout people's names in your dreams. ”

"Now it's my daughter-in-law!" The fat man proudly patted his chest and said loudly. Looking at that proud fat face, a look like a villain can win.

Wang Yong was so shocked that his body was crooked, and the cigarette butt in his hand flew out with the arm of the scepter. This news, it is estimated that just like little Japan said that the Diaoyu Islands were theirs, no one would believe it.

Wang Yong looked at the fat man with his high toes, sighed, and said, "Hey! Good cabbage all let the pigs arch. A real flower was planted on cow dung. Thinking of the cute little Joe, walking with this big fat man of more than two hundred pounds, Wang Yong was dizzy.

The fat man listened to it and stood up and wanted to do it for Wang Yong. I didn't expect to stand up for two times or didn't get up, and finally simply gave up the plan to settle accounts with Wang Yong.

"What's going on with you?" Tell me, how to catch up with little Joe? Wang Yong asked very gossipily.

"What's that?" Dude looks like a jade tree, handsome and handsome..."

"Snap—" Wang Yong rushed at the fat man's head, "Seriously, our policy is frank and lenient, resisting strictness, and playing poor people want to cut JJ." ”

The fat man muttered and explained the reason for the matter, and Wang Yong had to admire the fat man's luck after listening to it. It turned out that after the fat man graduated, his father found someone for him to enter the county telecommunications bureau. As he grew older, his family began to arrange for him to go on blind dates, which made him miserable (of course, Wang Yong thought that it would be okay to listen to it, but it could not be true. This dead fat man would like to have more than a few, and he has the opportunity to look at the beautiful woman in the right light, so that he will not miss it.). His uncle, who was the principal of the junior high school in the township, introduced him to a female teacher at a school, and waited for the fat man to meet with people happily. It was you! In this way, the two people who have a good feeling for each other are treated as objects. After getting married, the fat man directly applied to be transferred to the countryside and flew with his daughter-in-law.

Wang Yong stammered and said, "Don't blow it up." A good girl has been ruined by you, heavens, earth! But fortunately, I have another gift money left. When did you get married? ”

"We got married on May Day last year, and now my family Fifi is pregnant with a baby. When the baby is born, you even give the wedding gift money. Looking at Wang Yong's stunned look, the fat man comfortably lay down on the sofa and said, "This money cannot be saved." ”

"Daughter-in-law, I won't go back today." Well, old schoolmates! Okay, I get it. I'm not a kid. The fat man who had finished asking his daughter-in-law for instructions had a cup of tea in his left hand and a cigarette in his right hand, lying on the sofa watching TV. This is beautiful! It is said that since the daughter-in-law is pregnant, she has completely cupped herself. First of all, almost all the housework was taken care of by himself, but fortunately, he was clever and took over his mother, nominally taking care of his daughter-in-law, in fact? All understood. Secondly, tobacco and alcohol can not be stained, especially tobacco, which is absolutely prohibited at home. But it spoiled the fat man. Finally, the fox friends are not allowed to bring it home, which is the order of the mother and the mother-in-law, in order to supervise the fat man, the two old mothers take turns to live in the fat man's house. The fat man's family status has declined dramatically, to the point of being almost dispensable. Like today, in the name of getting together with old classmates, there are not many opportunities to eat and drink, and open up the opportunity to smoke and drink!

"Happiness!" The fat man sighed.