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Liu Xun, the king of the Southern Han Dynasty: Pretending to be crazy and selling stupid, I am better than Ah Dou

author:History says so

After the fall of the Tang Dynasty, it entered the chaotic Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, and it was not until the Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin represented Zhou Jiansong that the effort to unify the world began.

In the fourth year of the Northern Song Dynasty (971), the Song army's war against the Southern Han showed an overwhelming advantage, and Liu Xun, the lord of the Southern Han Dynasty, knew that he had no hope, and quickly ordered people to find more than a dozen large ships, and then loaded the gold and silver treasures and beautiful concubines that had been looted for many years into the ship, ready to drift in and continue to live a leisurely life.

Liu Xun, the king of the Southern Han Dynasty: Pretending to be crazy and selling stupid, I am better than Ah Dou

But before Liu Xun could get on the ship, the great eunuch who saw the signs took more than 1,000 guards and secretly controlled these treasure ships and disappeared into the vast sea, Liu Xun had no choice but to look at the sky and sigh.

The Song army soon approached the city of Guangzhou, but Liu Xun and his favored eunuch Gong Chengshu and others were helpless, and after holding back for half a day, they came up with an idea, thinking that the Song army attacking the Southern Han was greedy for wealth, and now they were hurrying to burn everything of value, and the wall was clear, and the Song army could only occupy an empty city, and maybe retreat in a few days.

When all was said and done, Gong Chengshu and others immediately commanded a group of non-commissioned officers to "set fire to the treasury and palace, and it was done overnight."

However, just when they were busy setting fires to extinguish the fire, the Song army had already invaded the city of Guangzhou, Liu Xun had no time to escape or hide, so he had to surrender with his relatives and ministers, and the Song Dynasty general Pan Mei did not embarrass them, but "undertook to release them", closely guarded the 100 or so people, and at the same time ordered that all the more than 100 eunuchs who had committed evil deeds and were already hated by the common people were killed, and the Southern Han Dynasty was destroyed.

After Liu Xun was escorted to Kaifeng City, Song Taizu was captured at Mingde Gate and sent people to count Liu Xun's guilt for not voluntarily surrendering and burning the wealth of the government treasury for many years.

Although Liu Xun was a typical emperor, but his eloquence was very good, he immediately began to dump his baggage, saying that although he was a puppet emperor of the Southern Han Dynasty, He Chengshu and others bullied himself for his young age, controlled the government and covered the sky with one hand, and he was just a puppet, and he could not make any decisions at all.

Song Taizu did not want to be too embarrassed about Liu Xun, and Gong Chengshu and others were indeed deeply involved in the politics of the dynasty and did a lot of bad things, so they were pushed out and beheaded, and Liu Xun was released, made the Marquis of En, and served as the Grand General of the Right Qianniu Wei and the Grand Master of Jin Ziguanglu.

Song Taizu did this, first, because Liu Xun had no power to fight back, but was only a prisoner; second, there were still several separatist regimes that had not been annexed, and showed them a look.

Liu Xun, the king of the Southern Han Dynasty: Pretending to be crazy and selling stupid, I am better than Ah Dou

In order to thank Song Taizu for his grace of not killing, Liu Xun once used a lot of pearls to make a super luxurious saddle, Song Taizu showed it to the craftsmen in the palace, everyone admired it, Song Taizu also felt that this saddle was worth one and a half million dollars, and said to the people around him, if Liu Xun used this kung fu to govern the country, it might be a different scene.

The opportunity to take the initiative to offer treasures was limited, so Liu Xun actively participated in the banquet organized by Song Taizu, and was the first to participate in each time, and did his best to do things that he could do.

Once, Song Taizu was talking about Wuchi feasting on the courtiers, Liu Xun was the first to attend the meeting, and he was active, talking and doing things just right, Song Taizu was very happy, so he ordered someone to give him a glass of wine.

When Liu Xun saw it, not only was he not happy, but his face was like the color of earth, and he fell to his knees at once, and burst into tears: "The subject ascended to the throne as a successor to his father's ancestral inheritance, and later disobeyed the orders of the dynasty and caused the laborers to move the masses, which was indeed a deep sin, but this was not the intention of the minister, and the group of small provocations and deceptions." His Majesty pardoned me before, and also gave me a knighthood and official position, and now that the world is at peace, I am also willing to be an ordinary citizen of the Great Song Dynasty, hoping to continue to live and repay His Majesty's grace of regeneration. ”

It turned out that when Liu Xun was emperor in the Southern Han Dynasty before, he often poisoned his concubines in the name of giving wine, and now that Song Taizu gave him wine, he was reflexively afraid.

But Song Taizu only gave Liu Xun a cup of fine wine, seeing that Liu Xun was frightened beyond human appearance, Song Taizu laughed, ordered someone to take the cup of wine, drank it himself, and poured another cup to Liu Xun, Liu Xun reacted to this, "Great shame, thank you."

In the eighth year of the Northern Song Dynasty (975), the Song army destroyed the Southern Tang again, and the Song Taizu Longyan Dayue, Jin made Liu Xun the Duke of Pengcheng County, and changed to the general of the Left Guard Guard.

In the ninth year of the Northern Song Dynasty (976), Song Taizu died, and his younger brother Zhao Guangyi of Song Taizong took the throne, once again promoting Liu Xun as the Duke of Wei.

Liu Xun, the king of the Southern Han Dynasty: Pretending to be crazy and selling stupid, I am better than Ah Dou

Liu Xun was as enthusiastic about Emperor Taizong of Song, and in the fourth year of the Taiping Revival (979), Emperor Taizong of Song was determined to crusade against the Northern Han Dynasty, and a banquet was held at the Changchun Palace, Liu Xun and the former Wuyue king Qian Qi, the former Qingyuan Jiedushi made Chen Hongjin and others participate, Liu Xun stood up and said: "The imperial court will spread far and wide, the lords of the four thieves are already here today, Taiyuan will soon be pacified, and the Northern Han puppet lord Liu Jiyuan is also coming soon, and the subjects are willing to take the lead in coming to the court, hoping to stand on the temple with a stick and act as the head of the descending kings." ”

Such a remark made Song Taizong very happy, and naturally "the reward was very generous", and the king of the subjugated country was obviously more liberated than Liu Chan, the lord of the Shu Han Dynasty.

In the fifth year of the Taiping Revival of the Northern Song Dynasty (980), Liu Xun died of illness, and Emperor Taizong of Song posthumously honored him as the King of Nanyue and gave him the title of Taishi, which is considered to have completed a life of ridicule.