Do you choose chocolate-flavored or shit-flavored chocolate? Peng Haoxiang raised this question in "The Underground Education of Love", which seems to be full of philosophical implications, comparable to To be or not to be, and still makes people choose obstacles today.
Sometimes love is not as good as a piece of.
"I have a boyfriend who has been talking for seven years, and I have been separated and reconciled, but my boyfriend has not grown up to make me tired. Such a daily routine is like chocolate mixed with. Do I eat or not? --Yu Chunjiao
In the trilogy of Zhiming and Chunjiao, Yu Chunjiao is making choices in each part, but the multiple choice questions are more difficult than once, and it may be much more difficult to fall in love than to eat.
Going back seven years, smoking or not smoking is an easier question to answer. Thank you Fei Peng for telling a good and relaxed love story in the first "Zhiming and Chunjiao". The two young men overpowered the back alley of the cloud-swallowing fog, and the thunder quickly drew the fire.
Yu Chunjiao obviously has asthma and can't smoke, but she can pretend to smoke for Zhang Zhiming, and "pass" two streets every day to smoke a cigarette where he works, just to catch a conversation. Coincidentally, the first time Yu Chunjiao said hello to Zhang Zhiming, she met him being green by his ex-girlfriend. It is the father-in-law who said that when the mother-in-law meets the fat powder, there is no reason not to play a hot game.
At that time, Zhang Zhiming and Yu Chunjiao had not yet used the Apple mobile phone, nor did they have WeChat, and they poked around with the text messages that were poked out by the thumb poking buttons. Now, a "i n 55!" W !” Just sent out, it may be withdrawn, or it may be screenshotted and sent to the circle of friends, so that a relationship simply has no room for free fermentation.
The first part is so likable, because it only intercepts the first part of the relationship, ambiguous but light and cheerful, like the slightly rising adrenaline after smoking. "You want to sleep with her, she wants to sleep with you, you all know that one day you will go to bed, but you don't know when you will go to bed, this is the best time." 」
Zhiming likes to pour dry ice into the toilet, his ex-girlfriend thinks he is childish, but Chunjiao is willing to accompany him to watch. At the end of the film, Zhiming lies on the side of the toilet and says happily, "Wow! It's like in heaven! Well, the lover's eyes are full of, this is the moment when the love begins, all the flaws of the other party can be catalyzed by hormones into hazy beauty.
But it's easy to make and eat, big brother! When the two people sang "The Last Rose" softly, "asking why this happiness comes and goes like a fly, like the white clouds in the sky", has revealed the end of most love.
Two years later, "Chunjiao and Zhiming" was unrecognizable. The two loved until they were tired, and a spirit slipped and broke up. One looked for a mature and stable old man, and the other found a sweet big-breasted little stewardess, all of which are more suitable for themselves than the original match. In the end, the two people actually reconciled, which was like a lie deliberately rounded by Fei Peng.
Where there is love to the sea of dead rocks, but it is all habit into nature. Zhiming himself also said that it is not how delicious the pasta with four six meat sauce is, and even a little salty, but he is used to this taste, so he likes it.
Chunjiao understood things earlier than Zhiming, and when her boyfriend of five years was with Zhang Zhiming, she said: "In fact, it is very tiring to re-adapt to a person." "At the end of the day, being in love is also a kind of interpersonal relationship, which is full of games and compromises.
In the first part, Chunjiao asks Zhiming: When did you like me? Zhiming replied: "Just the time you gave me the email, because I know that your shop and I are not the same road, you are on the same road with me, so I know that you like me, so I like you." ”
Lo and behold, the answer is so realistic. Hong Kong is full of land, and love is also like eating instant noodles, and you can go to the eyebrows for three minutes. You don't feel anything about me, so I'd better not waste my time. If you want to ask me out, it's better to do it today right now.
It's just that no one can eat the same instant noodles for seven years, and everyone wants to vomit. Not to mention the instant noodles that used to be overnight. ZhiMing, who was originally with the big-breasted stewardess you and me, is now back to the side of the flat-breasted Chunjiao, and Chunjiao's sense of security has dropped sharply.
Zhi Ming obviously did nothing, and would also be suspicious of Chun Jiao's preaching, and then he nodded like a schoolboy and apologized, "It's me again?" I was wrong. "In fact, men don't understand that such an apology is useless, and it will only make women more angry."
Yu Chunjiao said on her lips, "A woman is over 35 years old and only wants to fight down", but Zhang Zhiming casually said a few words at the gas station, even if it was a marriage proposal, she absolutely could not accept it.
Chunjiao's father remarried, and Peng Haoxiang found a photographer who took pictures of every day to take wedding photos for his father. Love is a gorgeous gauze skirt covered with and (and x-hairs that have changed color). Having been a friend of women for many years, Peng Haoxiang is very keen to shoot these for everyone to see. There is no doubt that the pictures of the in the movie were also taken by himself.
Chunjiao saved Zhiming and ruthlessly lifted the skirt, letting you see the inner fatigue, weakness, struggle and reluctance of the lover.
The most typical thing is that Zhiming and Chunjiao traveled to Taiwan. When the earthquake occurred, Yu Chunjiao leaned against the hotel wall and was too scared to move, Zhang Zhiming asked her to go to hide under the table together, and she also completely froze. Zhang Zhiming could only run under the table to hide from the earthquake, and then shouted loudly that Chunjiao you come quickly.
The earthquake stopped, and the relationship between the two was broken. Chun Jiao wondered, how can you go to escape alone regardless of my life and death. But Zhiming's theory is that I just want to run over and save you again, and I can't always be buried with two people.
Yu Chunjiao hopes that there is a man who will protect her no matter what happens and will not leave her, but this Zhang Zhiming in front of her is still a child. Keen on buying hands, there is no opinion when things happen, and the most hateful thing is that he still loves himself more.
Although the movie finally gave a happy ending, Zhang Zhiming grew up overnight for love, sang emotional songs on the brilliant stage, proposed to Chunjiao, and mouthed a "Yu Chunjiao to save Zhang Zhiming", which made Yu Chunjiao, who was originally like a dead ash, rekindle.
This is where Peng Haoxiang's cunning lies. Always tell ghost stories as jokes, and in the end you are not allowed to be too unhappy.
In fact, men never grow up. Just look at Chunjiao's dad. The same encounter will only escape, so he abandoned Chunjiao's mother and Chunjiao. After many years of returning, I found a little girlfriend who was younger than Chunjiao and could not stop being crazy, and before getting married, I ran to Lan Kwai Fong to go to Yepu.
Although in the end Chunjiao and her father were greatly reconciled, Chunjiao snuggled on her father's shoulder, a touching picture of fatherly kindness and filial piety. Chun Jiao suddenly said, "Dad, can I call you Joseph?" ", really makes people spray rice.
Remember Joseph, who smoked in the back alley in the first film? Be called by everyone with an impotent mouth! Although Chunjiao forgave her father, she still had some resentment towards men in her heart.
Men are reasonable, women are talking about attitudes, women care about results, men just have fun, obviously two creatures have to eat and live in the same room, who rescues who is a confused account. In the end, he still responded to Fei Peng's words, and there were few saints in the dust, most of them were untouchables who were in love with each other.
Eat or don't eat? Uncle Joseph said, it doesn't matter what I choose, I just want Yu Chunjiao to live happily and live healthily.