Introduction
The Baidu Encyclopedia entry describes the village as follows: The village, a low-level form in the development of human settlements, originated in the middle of the Paleolithic Period, and people were mainly based on agriculture, also known as rural areas.
According to relevant reports, the number of natural villages in China has decreased from more than 3.6 million in 2000 to more than 2.7 million in 2010, and 900,000 have disappeared in 10 years, which is equivalent to nearly 300 villages disappearing every day. Even more worrying than this set of shocking figures is that the remaining villages are also being or have been hollowed out by urban civilization, which is equivalent to death!
1
Zhou Dongsheng's right foot had already stepped into his Passat, but he turned back with no dead heart and begged again: "Old Zhou, you still have to follow me." ”
Old Zhou jumped straight to his feet in anger and scolded: "Dog Day, you can call Daddy less meat?" ”
Zhou Dongsheng was not afraid and argued, "What's wrong with calling Old Zhou?" After so many years, haven't you lost a piece of meat? Don't change the subject, as long as you follow me to Weir City, don't say call you Daddy, call Grandpa..."
"Your dog day, it's a fork in the generations," Lao Zhou's attitude was more resolute, "Lao Tzu does not go to the city, and he will not go to die!" ”
Zhou Dongsheng sat helplessly in the car, lit the car on fire, and still hesitated when he touched the gear lever.
Ai Xiaohong, the daughter-in-law sitting in the passenger seat, sneered: "Stupid husband, you can't even understand his mind, he can walk with you." ”
Zhou Dongsheng asked incomprehensibly, "Old Zhou, what is his thoughts?" ”
"Find a wife!" Ai Xiaohong poked Zhou Dongsheng's nose with his delicate fingers, "When I was in Yan City, I found that he was very attentive to the old ladies who danced square dance in our community, and he didn't dance himself, but he was willing to be a follower of others, and he was busy and dedicated." ”
"No, you can't." Zhou Dongsheng shook his head continuously, "When my mother passed away, he was just in his early forties and didn't look for it, can he still have that thought at such an old age?" ”
Ai Xiaohong said, "You don't understand this again." When I didn't look for it, it was because your family was poor, he couldn't even support you, who had the heart to find a wife? Now life is better, as the saying goes, full of warm thoughts and lust, of course, there is that mind, not to mention that your father is not old, full of calculations is only sixty-seven. ”
"Lean!" Zhou Dongsheng scratched his head in embarrassment, "So in order to let him go to Yan City, I still have to find a stepmother for myself?" ”
Ai Xiaohong pretended to be sad and nodded, "In order to let him leave this broken place, you should be aggrieved and accept the reality of multiple stepmothers." ”
"Stepmother is stepmother!" Zhou Dongsheng pondered for a moment, slapped his thigh fiercely, pressed the car window, stuck his head out of the car window, and said loudly, "Old Zhou, as long as you follow me, I agree with you to find your wife." Rest assured, within three months at the latest, I promise to get this done for you. ”
"What nonsense are you talking about on Dog Day!" Old Zhou's face was blushing red, and while scolding, he casually picked up a tree stick to smash Zhou Dongsheng's car, and felt that the thin tree stick was not deterred enough in the middle of the road, so he threw away the stick and angrily lifted half a brick at his feet.
Zhou Dongsheng saw him running over with half a brick, and he was really afraid that he would be cruel to his car, and he did not dare to entangle it any longer, so he hung up the gear in a hurry, stepped on the accelerator with one foot, and Passat exaggeratedly twisted his ass, and fled with his teeth and claws on the thin dirt road.
This is the eighth time that Old Zhou has refused to go to the city with Zhou Dongsheng for the elderly.
2
In Zhou Dongsheng's view, Old Zhou is incomprehensible. During the Spring Festival of the previous year, he was good at talking badly, so he persuaded Lao Zhou to leave Wafang Village and live with him in Yan City. In order to let Lao Zhou live a happy old age, Zhou Dongsheng specially invited a nanny to wait, so that he could live a good life of opening his mouth and stretching out his hands with food. Who expected, Lao Zhou was obsessed with Wafang Village, after the Mid-Autumn Festival last year, he greeted without a sound, sneaked back to Wafang Village, lived in a broken ancestral house, reopened the pot stove, and resolutely refused to enter the city again.
Wafang Village has effectively died out, and administrative divisions have been incorporated into the neighboring Shangmo Village. In 2011, the south-to-north water diversion project relocation, the original more than 120 outdoor relocation of the village more than 98 households, the remaining more than 20 households are internal security immigrants, although the government have built a brand new immigration house, but people have arrived in the city, the houses are empty, the gates are locked, the backyard is deserted, it looks dull and lifeless.
However, the current Wafang Village has regained some popularity, because in addition to Lao Zhou, there are now six elderly people living in the village, namely Tian Baoguo, an accountant in the former village, Kong Dacang, an old veteran, Song Limin, a former private teacher, and Tian Laoqi, Tian Facai, and Tian Guofu, veteran farmers.
Among the seven old men, except for Kong Dacang, who was not married, had no children, and ran back from the welfare home, the other six people all gave up the children's family's favorable pension conditions and sneaked back.
In this village of only seven elderly people, they grew vegetables and melons, raised chickens and pigs, and lived a decent little life like a god.
3
Tian Laoqi and Tian Facai came to visit the door, just in time to hear the conversation between the two grandfathers and children clearly. Tian Laoqi said with an envious face: "Old Zhou, Dongsheng is really filial piety, and even considered helping you find an old partner." ”
"Go, go, go!" Old Zhou Wu was angry with himself and waved at him in disgust.
Tian Facai took over the stubble: "Old Seventh, if you are angry, you can also find one, your daughter-in-law runs a marriage agency, and the old woman who wants to remarry has a lot of resources in her hand, maybe she can also get you an old woman in Wuhan to open foreign meat." ”
Tian Laoqi waved his hand, sighed, and said, "My little rabbit cub has not been enlightened in the east, when I lived in Wuhan, he was afraid that I would find him a stepmother again, and every day he gave me a preventive injection, saying that the old man and the old woman who wanted to remarry were disrespectful to the old man." ”
Old Zhou glanced at him: "But I heard Tian Accountant say that you have an old lady in Wuhan." ”
"Don't listen to The Field Accountant, it's not that." Tian Laoqi rubbed his hands awkwardly, pulled out two dollars of red gold dragon from his body, hesitated for a moment and stuffed it back, and held out his hand to Lao Zhou with a shy face, "Old Zhou, give us your Yellow Crane Tower." ”
Lao Zhou took out the Seventeen Yuan Yellow Crane Tower and scattered one for each of them.
Old Zhou turned out to be a great smoking addiction, after going to Yan City, Zhou Dongsheng set a standard for him, only let him smoke the soft blue and yellow crane tower, seventeen yuan a pack. A cigarette costs nearly a dollar, and Lao Zhou is in pain, and his addiction has been greatly reduced, from two packs a day to two or three days a pack. After returning to the village, he wanted to change back to the original standard, but he couldn't get used to it, but fortunately, the pension money given to him by Zhou Dongsheng Was enough for him to maintain the standard of the Yellow Crane Tower of seventeen yuan.
Tian Laoqi took the cigarette, put it under his nose and sniffed greedily: "Good smoke is different, this tobacco smells really fragrant." He lit his cigarette and smoked silently, not knowing what he was thinking.
Tian Facai squeezed him: "What's the matter, still thinking about your wuhan old lady?" ”
Tian Laoqi returned to his senses and said with endless memories: "You don't have to say, the old ladies in Wuhan will dress up, show flowers, do not look old at all, and all of them are more tender than their actual age." ”
Old Monday asked with a bad smile: "Listening to Tian Accountant, you have tasted the taste of the old woman in Wuhan, do you feel tender?" ”
Tian Laoqi's face turned red, and he kept waving his hands: "You don't listen to Tian Accountant's nonsense, this matter is not easy to say blindly." ”
Looking at Tian Laoqi's red and white face, Lao Zhou and Tian Lao Cai both felt very interesting, and the two laughed happily.
Regarding the fact that Tian Laoqi tasted the taste of the old woman in Wuhan, it is said that Tian Laoqi revealed it to Tian Accountant after drinking. Tian Laoqi's daughter-in-law opened a marriage agency in Wuhan, and in recent years, the business volume has dropped sharply, and the customers have changed from young men and women to widowed or divorced middle-aged men and women, and even many old men and women.
There is an old lady in Huangpi, her children are working in foreign countries, she lives alone in Wuhan City, feels lonely, so she wants to find a wife to join hands in the twilight years. The daughter-in-law introduced her several times in a row, but she was stunned that she did not have the right eye. The old lady of Huangpi was urging tightly, and the daughter-in-law was worried, and when she saw Tian Laoqi, her heart moved, and she wanted her father-in-law to return to the marriage trust to stabilize the other party first.
Although Tian Laoqi is an old farmer, he has lived in Wuhan for more than half a year, and the mud smell on his body has been almost swept away, except that the rural tone is difficult to change, but there is no difference with the old man in the city. After careful packaging by the daughter-in-law, Tian Laoqi, the "small boss with a successful career", appeared on the scene and was actually taken in by the old lady of Huangpi. After several exchanges, the old lady of Huangpi took Tian Laoqi home to visit. It is said that in the home of the old lady of Huangpi, Tian Laoqi failed to hold on, forgot his daughter-in-law's repeated admonitions, and went to the other party's bed (whether he went to bed or not, because Tian Laoqi strongly denied it, there is doubt here). What's worse is that when Tian Laoqi's true feelings were revealed, he actually confided in the other party and the other party about the marriage entrustment. The old lady of Huangpi learned that Tian Laoqi was no longer an old peasant in the countryside of northwest Hubei, felt humiliated, and went to the marriage agency to make a big fuss, demanding compensation for huge economic and mental losses.
"Laugh, laugh," Tian Laoqi stared at the overjoyed old Zhou, "don't think I don't know why you didn't go back to the city with Dongsheng, or your old friend Ji Xiuying is coming back." ”
4
Ji Xiuying lost her husband at the age of thirty, and she did not remarry, but forced her son Daqing to go to college, became a civil servant, and is now the section chief of a county bureau. In 2002, when her granddaughter was born, Ji Xiuying went to the county seat to take the child and rarely returned to the village.
However, after Ji Xiuying brought up her granddaughter, her daughter-in-law began not to wait for her, and every day she scolded Sang Huai, so that she could not even eat a comfortable meal. She couldn't stand the anger and decided to go back to the village.
Mentioning this matter, Lao Zhou couldn't help but scold: "Daqing this dog day is a wife fan, an official fan, afraid of offending his boss Lao Zhangren, really a scum in the young generation of Wafang Village!" ”
When Tian Laoqi saw the success of the counterattack, he took advantage of the victory to pursue: "Old Zhou, you pretended, you scolded Daqing on your lips, in fact, you are happy in your heart." Ji Yingxiu came back to live, isn't it just in line with your wishes? At that time, you were in love with concubines, and even Daqing was your own son. ”
, be careful Daqing comes back and sucks you with a big mouth. Old Zhou's old face was inexplicably red.
Tian Laoqi smiled hesitantly: "Old Zhou, I am kind enough to remind you that today is different from the past, Wafang Village is now seven old single sticks, Ji Xiuying this time, the wolf has more meat and less meat, you are a little hanging." ”
"Old troublemaker!" Old Zhou laughed and scolded, but his heart was a little nervous.
5
Ji Xiuying did not have immigration status, so she was not assigned to an immigrant house, because Daqing transferred her hukou to the county seat in order to avoid paying retention. She came back to live in her family's old house.
The old house has been idle for more than ten years, and the grass in front of the door has been born. A few old people worked for half a day before shoveling the wild grass. Everyone was bored to work, but Tian Accountant was blindly dangling with a teacup in his hand. He looked at the old door frame, took a sip of tea and said, "I have a proposal, this door must be affixed with a new couplet." ”
Tian Laoqi had an opinion in his heart that Tian Accountant copied his hands and did not work, and said without anger: "Now that there is no year, which door couplet is posted?" ”
"You know what!" Tian Accountant looked at him with disdain, "Couplets may not only be posted in the New Year!" Ji Xiuying went to the county town to live for more than ten years, and now moving back to live, is equivalent to moving to a new house, shouldn't it be posted to celebrate the couplet? ”
Old Zhou said, "I see it!" This door-breaking, posted couplet looks also festive. ”
When Tian Accountant saw that his opinion was adopted, he said happily: "It just so happens that my family still has red paper, so I will go back and let Teacher Song write two couplets." Teacher Song, you quickly made up two pairs of good couplets. ”
Teacher Song waved his hand continuously: "At my level, it is okay to write a few brush words, but the couplet cannot be made up, and it is not good to make jokes, or it is more appropriate to copy a pair of couplets." ”
Tian Accountant's enthusiasm was greatly reduced, and he shook his head and said: "Then it is better to go directly to the town to buy, your brush writing is enough to choke, open teeth and claws, horizontal and vertical skimming points are not good, not good-looking." ”
"I'm cursive, it's calligraphy, it's art, you don't understand." Teacher Song muttered.
6
The front and back of the house were almost packed, and the Kong Cannon who had gone to town early in the morning to run errands returned.
When Tian Accountant saw it, he quipped: "Hey, the chief of the cannon is dressed so neatly today, is this to see the work?" ”
Kong Cannon participated in the counterattack against Vietnam, and on the battlefield, his left arm bone was cut by bomb fragments and could not be recovered, resulting in a strange triangle shape of the entire arm, and the palm was turned back. He treasured an old military uniform, which he was generally reluctant to wear, and only on important occasions or when he went to town to receive a living allowance for old veterans. Today he not only put on his old military uniform, but also tried to keep his waist very straight.
Kong Cannon was originally a violent temper, and after listening to Tian Accountant's ridicule, the anger suddenly came: "Get out of the way, Lao Tzu does not talk to the embezzlers." ”
Tian Accountant began to work as an accountant before he was twenty years old, and if it were not for the relocation of immigrants, the accountant in Wafang Village would have made him a lifelong system. He was most afraid of some people saying that he was corrupt, and immediately grabbed his slender neck and said with a sharp white face: "Kong Cannon, you are still an old party member, how can you spew blood?" Say that Lao Tzu is corrupt, you come up with evidence. ”
Kong Cannon said disdainfully: "What evidence is needed, there is no cat that does not eat fishy, and there is no accountant with clean hands and feet."
Tian's eyes widened in anger.
Kong Cannon ignored him, inspected the inside and outside of the house, felt very satisfied, and said: "The house is packed, now we will sum up how to welcome Ji Xiuying back to the village." ”
Tian Accountant was still angry and said coldly, "How to greet?" Is it difficult to find an honor guard to beat the gong and drum to greet you? ”
Kong Cannon glared at him and continued, "First of all, the wind feast is a must, as for the cost——""
"All the costs are mine." Old Zhou took over the package in a big package.
Kong Cannon nodded satisfactorily: "In addition to the wind reception banquet, I plan to hang a welcome banner, hey, the banner I have already found someone to print." He pulled out a neatly folded piece of red silk cloth from his bulging pocket.
Tian Lao's seven monkeys hurriedly grabbed the red silk cloth and beckoned Teacher Song to read the above content. The two of them unfolded the red silk cloth, and Teacher Song read the big words on it word by word: Warmly welcome Comrade Ji Xiuying, the goddess of Wafang Village, to return home gloriously!
Old Zhou carefully smashed it and said, "How does this word feel a little awkward?" Ji Xiuying is Ji Xiuying, how can it be a goddess? What is a goddess? ”
"Maybe it means praising women." Kong Cannon scratched his head, "I don't understand either, this word was made up for me by the little girl of the town advertising agency." She said the word goddess is now popular. ”
Tian Laoqi said, "I think this word is quite good, Ji Xiuying is not the common goddess of the seven old guys in our Wafang Village, is it difficult for you old Zhou to learn that oil seller monopolizes the flower?" ”
Tian Facai and Tian Guofu are also attached. Old Zhou was a little angry, and said without anger: "Then go home and go home, how can it be glorious?" ”
Tian Laoqi said, "Why can't you be honorable when you go home?" In my opinion, it is a glorious thing for the goddess to return home. Teacher Song, are you right? ”
"Glory is glory." Teacher Song saw that the opinion was almost one-sided, so he began to make peace, "Don't argue, first hang up the banner to see the effect." ”
Old Zhou had to move the wooden ladder. Tian Laoqi won the battle and happily beckoned Tian Facai and Tian Guofu to hang banners with him.
Kong Cannon said sadly, "I originally wanted to add the names of the seven of us in front, but the little girl said too many words, and the length of the banner was not enough, so there was no bonus." ”
Teacher Song whispered, "Fortunately, I didn't add it, if I added my name, how to deal with the ranking problem?" Whose name is written in front and whose name is written in the back? ”
Kong Cannon nodded, "I also thought of this later, so I didn't insist on adding a name." ”
Under the command of Tian Accountant, the banner was hung smoothly. The bright red silk cloth glows in the sun, which looks eye-catching and imposing.
Tian Laoqi squinted at the words on the banner, suddenly laughed, and said, "I remember that my granddaughter told me a story about seven dwarfs and a princess, which is too similar to our current situation, we are seven old bachelors and an old widow - no, it is a goddess." ”
His words made everyone laugh. Teacher Song agreed: "Yes, in the future, we will take care of our goddess like the seven dwarfs take care of Snow White." ”
"Goddess, hum, rip the ball!" Old Zhou still did not recognize the word, with a look of disdain.
7
Before and after the summer, plant melons and beans.
After the migration of Wafang Village, the land in the village was basically deserted. As old farmers who have been dealing with the land all their lives, Lao Zhou and others are very distressed to see, but they can only do anything but try to variety of melon vegetables, and every three to five to take the bus to the children who live in the county town or Yan City to eat. Except for Tian Laoqi's son, who is far away in Wuhan, the children of others live in the county seat or Yan City.
In the vegetable field, Tian Guofu squatted down and stroked the freshly turned soil, with a look of intoxication. Tian Laoqi quipped, "Old brother, are you holding back and touching the land as a woman?" ”
Tian Guofu picked up a handful of yellow sand and put it under his nose and sniffed, and the urn said angrily: "The land is more comfortable than a woman's touch, and it smells more fragrant than a woman's." ”
Tian Accountant said: "Guo Fu, how did you suddenly become mentally energetic when you were gentle in your daily life, and did you not take any tonic?"
Tian Guofu smiled and did not answer.
Teacher Song said: "For Guofu, land is his tonic. ”
With meat talk in their mouths, seven old men dug their nests with hoes and threw seeds down, and although the movements were not very sharp, they were also in full swing.
In the distance, Ji Xiuying shouted at them: "Old guys, come back to dinner-"
8
After the melons and vegetables were planted, Lao Zhou had to go to the vegetable field every day to look around. Watching the green seedlings break through the ground, the longer and taller, Lao Zhou couldn't help but sing.
Old Zhou will "wait for the corpse song" (funeral song), can sing for three consecutive nights without falling voice, before the four miles and eight townships but there are white things, the filial family will ask the old Zhou to sing the "waiting for the corpse song". Lao Zhou not only sang the "Song of Waiting for corpses", but also played a good drum, singing while knocking, and the voice was full of emotion, the true feelings were revealed, and often the filial pieties sang loudly.
But these years suddenly did not like to "wait for the corpse song", when the white thing, please a group of bands, set up a stage outside the spiritual hall, the loudspeaker was put to the highest decibel, a half-old Xu Niang took the microphone to encourage the filial family relatives and friends to pay money to sing songs, and then two or three half old Xu Niang took turns on the stage to sing some messy pop songs, what "When I grow up, I will become you", what "Borrow five hundred years from heaven", what "You are my little apple", and so on.
The half-old Xu Niang on the stage sang hoarsely, and Lao Zhou scolded in his heart: The funeral of a good end is a miasma of smoke, what is it that when I grow up, I will become you? When you grow up, won't you become him or her? As for lyrics such as "You are my little apple", it is even more disrespectful and blasphemous to the deceased!
However, no matter how angry Lao Zhou was, the band still attracted people to the past, the spiritual hall was cold and cold, and the sound of the sound completely overshadowed the sound of "gongs and drums waiting for corpses".
Lao Zhou decided to set up the gong and drum team and entertain himself when he was idle. Nowadays, TV programs are getting more and more boring, dramas are tired of listening, and free time is difficult to pass, especially at night, the old people are lonely and cold walls, feeling lonely. Therefore, Lao Zhou's idea has received a response from everyone.
Old Zhou took out a guy who had been idle for a long time. A full set of gongs and drums including trumpets, sheng, gongs, drums, cymbals, cymbals, cymbals six kinds of loudspeakers, in addition to the sheepskin drum and sheng, the remaining four kinds of loudspeakers are made of brass, after careful wiping, immediately restore the true color of Huang Chengcheng, looking at it makes people feel uplifted.
Six loudspeakers require an ensemble of six people. Old Zhou is good at drumming, of course, drummer, Teacher Song has learned to blow the gong with people before, there is a certain foundation, mingsheng is naturally not him, the rest of the loudspeakers are arranged according to the strengths of each person, Tian Laoqi blows the trumpet, Tian Facai divides cymbals, Tian Accountant hangs the cymbals, Kong Cannon hooks the gong (although he has a disability in his left arm, but the impact of banging the gong is not large), Tian Guofu has no musical instrument foundation, is willing to be a loyal listener and logistics service, and together with Ji Xiuying, he serves tea and water for everyone.
Boom, boom, boom— Lao Zhou's sheepskin drum took the lead.
The gong of Guo Cannon was filled in at the right time.
Horns and sheng opened, cymbals and cymbals filled in the blanks, and a gong and drum opened. The village of Wafang, which had been silent for a long time, became noisy, and everyone was so intoxicated that they did not stop the gongs and drums until midnight, and their hearts were satisfied and dispersed.
Because of the festive gongs and drums, Wafang Village seemed to have restored its former grandeur, which aroused the envy of the old people left behind in neighboring villages, and even the reporter of the Yanshi Evening News heard the news to interview, and wrote a special article with the title of "Seven Old Farmers and Their "Snow White"" and published it in a conspicuous position on the front page.
The spirit of the old people is more sufficient, and their faces are full of red light, as if they have rejuvenated the second spring.
9
After Ji Xiuying returned home, he reclaimed a fertile vegetable garden, raised a flock of chickens, and fed a fat pig from a long-abandoned pigsty. She cleaned up the vegetable garden and fed the livestock every day, and her life was full and happy, her face gradually became rosy, and it seemed that even the wrinkles were much lighter, and she had lost the image of the sick old woman of the past.
Several old people helped Ji Xiuying, especially Tian Laoqi, who rushed to do the work of ploughing the ground and carrying fertilizer.
Tian Laoqi's intentions are well known to everyone. In this regard, Kong Cannon was secretly anxious for Lao Zhou.
At that time, Old Zhou lost his wife widowhood, Ji Xiuying's widowed husband lived widowhood, the same disease, the warm-hearted and fast-hearted Old Zhou had a lot of help for Ji Xiuying, and the result was that it attracted a lot of gossip, and Ji Xiuying was afraid that fei short streams would ruin the innocence of a lifetime, so he alienated Old Zhou. The stubborn old Zhou no longer went to self-please, and the two gradually became strangers.
Kong Dacang was enthusiastic and fast-hearted, and once tried to match Lao Zhou and Ji Xiuying, but it did not come to fruition. After Ji Xiuying returned to the village, he knocked on the side many times, but he never got a positive response from the two.
After the rainy season, the weather is getting hot. After dinner, everyone gathered in the backyard of the old Zhou family to make gongs and drums, until the heat wave stopped and the drums dissipated.
On this night, sending everyone away, Lao Zhou burned a large basin of warm water, beautifully washed off the stinky sweat on his body, and lay on the cool mat turning over the old songbook and drowsily, when he suddenly heard a noise outside. When I got up and opened the door, it was Kong Cannon and Tian Accountant who pushed and shoved Tian Laoqi and quarreled endlessly.
Old Zhou felt strange and quickly asked what had happened.
"Shame on you, shame on you." Kong Cannon poked Tian Laoqi, "You let him say it himself." ”
Tian Laoqi did not say a word, and an old face blushed red.
"He didn't have the face to say, I'll say it." Tian Accountant had an indignant expression, "He peeked at Ji Xiuying taking a bath and let us catch him." ”
Tian Laoqi cried and said, "I saw that the lights were still on in her house, and I thought she had forgotten to turn off the lights and wanted to remind her, who knew that she was bathing in the house." ”
"There are still lights in the house?" Tian Accountant's tone was filled with a sour meaning, "Then you must have seen it all?" ”
"See what you see," Tian Laoqi shook his head in frustration, "she was still undressing, and Kong Cannon snatched me away from behind." ”
Kong Cannon said, "Old Zhou, how do you deal with him in this regard?" ”
Old Zhou sullen for half a moment, waved his hand and said, "This matter will end here, and no one will mention it again in the future." ”
"That's not cheap for him!" Tian Shouted.
Kong Dacang thought about it for a moment, understood Lao Zhou's intentions, and said to Tian Laoqi, "If you dare to do this again in the future, Lao Tzu will certainly not spare you." ”
Tian Laoqi nodded his head like a peck at rice, and said in a loud voice, "Don't dare to dare." ”
10
On this day, Ji Xiuying was feeding the pigs, and Daqing's two sons returned, followed by a stinking broken four-wheeler behind the car.
Daqing came to pick her up and take her back to the city, saying that he had already rented the house.
When Ji Xiuying heard that she had rented another house for her, her face cooled down and she said, "I have a house to live here, and I don't go anywhere, and I still have to grow vegetables and feed the pigs."
Daqing said: "Vegetables do not have to be planted, pigs and chickens are sold immediately." He waved his hand at the man who had opened the four wheels, and the man immediately rolled up his trouser legs, rolled up his sleeves, jumped into the pigsty, and threw the fat pig that was eating to the ground. The fat pig was suddenly frightened and cried out in horror.
Old Zhou and Kong Cannon and others heard the news and ran over. Lao Zhou asked, "Daqing, what are you doing here?" ”
Daqing said lightly: "Uncle Zhou, you have come just in time, I will take my mother to live in the city, these chickens and pigs must be disposed of, please help you set up the handle." ”
Kong Cannon said: "These chickens and pigs are raised by your mother, you say you will deal with them?" Have you consulted her? ”
Ji Xiuying wiped her tears and said, "Even if you dispose of these chickens and pigs, I will not go to the city with you." ”
Daqing had a cold face and did not say a word.
Lao Zhou advised, "It is certainly a good thing that Daqing you have this filial piety, but filial piety and filial piety must be filial piety and obedience, since your mother does not want to go to the city, you might as well go along with her wishes." ”
Daqing's daughter-in-law twisted her fat waist and stepped out of the car, sneering: "It's really strange, we came to pick up the old man to go home, what does it have to do with you?" ”
Kong Cannon said, "It has nothing to do with us, but the road is uneven and everyone is stepping on it, and if you two treat your old man kindly, your mother-in-law will not come back to live." ”
Tian Facai also helped from the side: "Your mother-in-law is not the top in your hand, you want to rush back, you want to rush back, if you want to take it back, you can take it back." ”
Daqing's daughter-in-law was so angry that her face turned white, and she pointed at Tian Facai's nose and asked, "Which eye did you see us driving her away?" It's really idle to eat turnips and worry about it, my family's affairs can't be taken care of by you. ”
Teacher Song hurriedly persuaded him: "Daqing daughter-in-law, the people present are all elderly people, and you can't poke your nose and poke your eyes when you talk." ”
Daqing's daughter-in-law sneered: "Thanks to your good intentions to put up the qualifications of the elders, don't think that I don't know what your heart is?" Goddess, ahem, I have to take her away today! She crossed her waist and turned to Ji Xiuying and said, "What else are you doing?" Hurry up and pack my things for me. ”
Ji Xiuying said firmly, "I don't go, I don't go anywhere." ”
Daqing's daughter-in-law Yin Yang said strangely: "I finally understand, it turns out that you deliberately showed your body to the old dog Bai?" But you must know that Daqing is a person with a head and a face, and he wants his face if you don't want his face. ”
Kong Cannon was furious and wanted to slap the shrew forward, but was stopped by Teacher Song and others.
Ji Xiuying's face was pale, his whole body was trembling, and he could hardly stand steadily.
Lao Zhou shouted angrily: "Daqing, you are also a man, do you really dare to take care of your daughter-in-law?" ”
Daqing's face turned blue and white, and he pleaded with Ji Xiuying: "Mom, you should still follow me, and then make trouble and lose people." ”
Ji Xiuying looked at poor Baba Daqing, sighed, and said loudly, "Well, I'll pack up and go with you." ”
Several old men looked at each other.
Ji Xiuying entered the house, closed the door, and did not move for half a day. Lao Zhou felt a flurry in his heart for no reason, feeling that something was wrong, and said: "Daqing, go and see if your mother is packed up." ”
Daqing went to push the door, but it didn't open, and the door was bolted from the inside. He shouted doubtfully into the room, "Mom, what are you doing with your latch?" ”
No one in the room answered. Daqing panicked, kicked the door, two old-fashioned wooden doors but did not move, a few old men came to help, seven hands and eight feet took a lot of effort to remove a door, into the house to see, Ji Xiuying wearing a new set of clothes sitting in the living room, the pesticide bottle in his hand has been unscrewed the lid, emitting a pungent medicinal smell.
Daqing screamed and went forward to grab the pesticide bottle. Ji Xiuying held the bottle tightly and did not let go, saying: "Daqing you forced me, I am here, I will not go anywhere." ”
Daqing nodded like a garlic: "Well, I won't force you, you can live here if you want, it's all up to you." ”
Daqing's daughter-in-law sneered, yin and yang said strangely: "The means are really clever, a pesticide bottle scares people, this old half a day, I haven't seen you take a sip..."
Before she could finish speaking, the unbearable Daqing cleaver gave her a mouthful. She was confused, woke up and screamed strangely, pounced, crossed five fingers to scratch Daqing's face, Daqing slapped it again, the action was fast and accurate and fierce. Daqing roared, Bai Lianyun, if you mess around, we'll get a divorce. ”
Daqing's daughter-in-law did not expect that a man with a low brow and a smooth eye would be so fierce that he was so frightened that he forgot to howl, covered the slap mark on his face with grievance, and sat in the car and smoked.
Sending away the pig dealers, Daqing held his fist and gave a salute for a week: "Dear uncles and uncles, in the past, Daqing was not filial piety, and I promise to change it in the future." My mother lives here, and she still depends on you for a lot of care. ”
"Rest assured Daqing, we promise to complete the task and take good care of our goddess." Old Zhou arrogantly punched the ticket.
Daqing walked to the car, turned back, and said in a low voice: "Uncle Zhou, the word goddess, use my mother' body... Not quite suitable. ”
Old Zhou didn't hold back in the end, laughed loudly, and said to kong cannon, "Look, look, I'll just say that the word goddess is inappropriate!" ”
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