A few days ago, I posted an article titled "If I crossed into the town of Kansai, in the face of the menacing Lu Ti jurisdiction, what should I do to escape" It has aroused the discussion of a wide range of readers, and it has also made me more or less regain a little bit of the fun of the original name "Yang Jiaofeng Attack".
Well, today we continue to talk about "Water Margin", or open a brain hole, but this time the protagonist has become Wu Song. Before we start the topic, let's listen to a song called "Unfortunately Not If":
"If that day, you should say what you should say well, and you should be considerate of not clinging... If you don't say everything, that small storm will bring a laugh, in front of feelings, talk about what self... If it weren't for me..."
Yang Jiaofeng on Water Margin No. 26: Knowing that Wu Song is a straight man of steel, why does Pan Jinlian still hook up with him, you see what Wu Song has done?
One
In fact, the reason why Wu Song can be famous in the world, Jingyang Gang fighting tigers is just his personal business card, and the event that really pushed him into the hot spot is precisely because of a scandal.
The protagonist of this scandal is no one else, it is his sister-in-law, Pan Jinlian.
Pan Jinlian liked the story of Wu Song, almost everyone knew, not only the people of Yanggu County knew, but now the people of the whole country knew. However, one thing that people are not very clear about is that Wu Song actually likes Pan Jinlian, which is the result of a two-way choice:
After all, in that era, if there was no gradual emotional advancement, how could a female Taoist family directly pounce on Wu Song? Even if he hooked up with Ximen Qing later, he was successful under the careful planning of the princess, and it was still in ten steps.
Generally speaking, Pan Jinlian was routined by Ximen Qing and Wang Po, of course, the toad looked at the green beans, and the two of them also looked at each other. Pan Jinlian was impressed by the five stunts of "Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian" of the Ximen Grand Official, and these five stunts were still displayed one by one, gradually set down, and finally conquered.
There is a saying that says well, called "wine is bold, wine color does not separate the family", according to Yang Jiaofeng's incomplete statistics, 78.8% of the world's extramarital affairs occur after drinking.
After all, spitting out the truth after drinking, you believe, it is the truth, do not believe, that is a drunken word, when it is not true, so that everyone has a step down.
Therefore, when Pan Jinlian was taken down by Ximen Qing, it also happened after drinking:
"The mother-in-law thanked the official, and when she got up and looked at the powder head, she drank wine and fell to her stomach, stirring up Chunxin, and from two words to herself, she had a meaning, only bowed her head, but did not get up."
Ximen Qing has feelings, Pan Jinlian is intentional, dry wood meets cotton, that is, a Martian child thing...
Two
Similarly, the day Pan Jinlian hooked up with Wu Song, she also set up a banquet:
"There was a cup and plate on the table next to the fire, and the woman took a glass of wine, qing qing in her hand, and looked at Wu Song and said, 'Uncle, drink this cup full.'" Wu Song took over and drank it all. ”
In this way, the two people can drink, a few glasses of wine, the two people will become more ambiguous:
"The woman also had three glasses of wine in her stomach, stirring up Chunxin, where she could hold on to it, just gossip."
Not only did he say that his hand was not idle, he began to put it on Wu Song's shoulder, and there was also a pinching action, this small hand gently pinched, changing for another man, who can stand it?
"The woman warmed up the wine and came to the room, holding the note in one hand and pinching it on Wu Song's shoulder blade with the other."
Pan Jinlian not only started to move, but also began to tease Wu Song, taking half a cup of his own drink to Wu Song's mouth and letting him drink.
In the end, Wu Song broke out and scolded Pan Jinlian for a while, scolding her for being a pig or a dog! Cough, Wu Song is such a straight man of steel, it is estimated that Yuanyang has not been vented, there are extenuating circumstances, extenuating circumstances.
Pan Jinlian was so fierce that she was embarrassed, and the scene was naturally embarrassing, at this time the role of wine was revealed:
"I'm playing tricks on myself, and if I don't get straight, I'll take it seriously!" Good to know people respected! ”
Cough, I just joked with you through the strength of wine, why are you serious?
So the question is, Wu Song was originally a straight man of steel, which Pan Jinlian could not fail to see, so why did she still play such a play?
Three
In fact, this matter, can not completely blame Pan Jinlian, in exchange for other women, in the face of Wu Song's previous performances, there may also be misunderstandings, mistakenly thinking that Wu Song is intentional.
When Wu Song first met his sister-in-law Pan Jinlian, that vision had never left her, and the description of Pan Jinlian's appearance in the book "Water Margin" was from Wu Song's observation:
"When Wu Song looked at the woman, he saw: Eyebrows like willow leaves in early spring... Hidden in the charm of the moon... Seduce the bees and butterflies... Fragrant and fragrant. ”
Later, when the two people were alone, they also talked very happily, you and I said a word, they all looked at each other and talked, and when Wu Dalang returned, Wu Song was suddenly uncomfortable:
"The woman ate a few glasses of wine, and a pair of eyes only looked at Wu Song's body, and Wu Song ate her but could not see it, but only lowered her head and did not pay any attention to it."
Then Wu Song was about to say goodbye in a hurry, or Pan Jinlian was generous and directly invited Wu Song to live at home, and Wu Song's heart must have been happy at that time:
"When my brother and sister-in-law said that they had some luggage tonight, they took it."
The mouth said that he would go to pick up his luggage at night, in fact, as soon as he went out, Wu Song went to the county court, and even despite the fact that the county grandfather was still working, he took the luggage and rushed back to Wu Dalang's house.
At that time, Pan Jinlian was happy:
"When the woman saw it, she was more joyful than the one who picked up the treasure in the middle of the night."
In the days that followed, whether Wu Song was busy or not, he had to rush home to eat, and even sometimes had to push off the noon social. You must know that Wu Dalang went out to buy cooking cakes, most of the time he did not come back at noon, and the family ate together with Wu Song and Pan Jinlian.
Four
To say that Wu Song is a straight man of steel, it is not all, at least he will coax his sister-in-law to be happy and send a small gift:
"After a few days, Wu Song took out a colorful satin horse and made clothes with his sister-in-law."
Later, when Wu Song killed Pan Jinlian, there was also a move to rip off clothes:
"Grabbed the woman's bun with his left hand, held it with his right hand, and threw it over on the spiritual bed, stepping on it with both feet... Rip open the chest pads..."
Some people say that this is an insult to Pan Jinlian, because in ancient times, in order to punish people like Pan Jinlian, they would be allowed to ride the streets naked on wooden donkeys. Not only in China, but also in Britain, there were punishments for riding bare horses, and after World War II, France shaved the heads of mistresses who had relations with German officers and paraded bare streets.
So, Wu Song's move was to insult Pan Jinlian?
Some people also said that this was Wu Song's accurate position in Pan Jinlian's heart, and he was killed with a knife. Some people even said that this may be Wu Song, who is the head of the capital, in order to escape the death penalty, deliberately created the scene of the fight between the two sides.
These several explanations, in fact, have places that cannot be clearly explained, first of all, Wu Song does not need to humiliate Pan Jinlian. He himself came with the purpose of avenging his brother, which was like taking off his pants and farting, and leaving a tongue on people, which was unnecessary.
As for finding the heart and creating a fight scene, this is also a superfluous move, after all, so many people were witnesses at the scene at that time. And who is Wu Song, known as the killing king in "Water Margin", on the number of people killed, it must be among the best. He could know where Pan Jinlian's heart was with his eyes closed, and he didn't need to open his clothes to see, so he naturally had his own careful thoughts when he opened his clothes.
And he did this more than once, and he also had a similar move when he first flirted with Sun Erniang:
"Wu Song hugged the woman and wrapped his two hands together as he held them in front of his chest; but he looked at the woman with both legs and squeezed them against the woman's body, only to see him slaughter the pig as if he were going to rise up."
Five
Overall, Wu Song still has ideas about Pan Jinlian, after all, a young man in his twenties, who is not yet married, has a body of strength, and is excusable.
And don't look at Wu Song's lifelong unmarried relatives, in fact, he also has this aspect of the need, for example, Pan Jinlian asked him:
"I heard an idle man say: Uncle has a singer on the east street in front of the county, dare he say this?"
Just as the so-called no wind and no waves, Wu Song, as the head of Yanggu County, is equivalent to the leader of the criminal investigation team, and naturally there will be no shortage of girls to throw hugs, which is also understandable.
Therefore, Pan Jinlian originally seduced Wu Song because the two people had an emotional basis, at least Wu Song did not show a little dislike for Pan Jinlian, and even wu Song said it that day:
"But there was another cup, and I was not bothered, and I went all the way home."
In order to be able to have lunch with his sister-in-law, he was bored and went straight home when someone invited him to drink.
So, sparing a large circle and laying the groundwork for so long, in fact, is to lead to this topic, if Wu Song was from Pan Jinlian, what would happen?
First of all, it is shown that Wu Song is a true hero, and although he has a good feeling with Pan Jinlian, he absolutely cannot do such an unethical thing, and he cannot do this hand.
But for this, he paid a huge price, because he was rejected by Wu Song, causing Ximen Qing to take advantage of the void. Subsequently, Wu Dalang, Pan Jinlian, Ximen Qing, and Wang Po were killed one by one, turning the entire Yanggu County upside down, and the criminal investigation brigade was also criticized.
Subsequently, Wu Song was assigned, drunk and beat Jiang Menshen, and then killed two more servants and two killers, which was another 4 lives.
However, Wu Song was angry, and returned to Mengzhou, and the blood splashed the Mandarin Duck Tower, causing a horrific tragedy in the history of Mengzhou, with a total of 15 lives tragically killed at the hands of Wu Song.
Six
If Wu Song had been drunk and confused from Pan Jinlian, then at least the tragedy of 23 lives before and after would not have happened!
After Wu Song got drunk, after Pan Jinlian, there were the following endings:
First, after Wu Song woke up, he found that it had caused a catastrophe, and it was very likely that he would cut off Pan Jinlian at this point, and he did not dare to be ambiguous, and the matter between the two of them was stopped.
Presumably, Wu Dalang would not find anything unusual, but the number of times Wu Song went to his house again would be reduced. It is even possible that Pan Jinlian became pregnant, gave birth to the flesh and bones of the martial family, and Wu Dalang was happy to be a father, and the two sons worked hard to raise the child.
Wu Song continued to be his capital, and even found an opportunity to transfer away from Yanggu County, marry and have children...
Then there is that Wu Dalang discovered this matter and either reported Wu Song and Pan Jinlian, these two people were ashamed after all, and presumably they would be willing to surrender to the law. This crime of adultery was quite serious in the past, if in the Ming and Qing dynasties, the two were convicted of capital crimes, but fortunately, Wu Song and Pan Jinlian lived in the Song Dynasty, and the Song Penal System records:
"Adulterers, one and a half years, and those who have husbands, two years!"
Pan Jinlian belongs to the husband, according to the criminal law, is to serve two years in prison.
But the two are very unfortunate, after all, there is still a layer of relationship, is the relationship between uncle and sister-in-law, so in the Song Dynasty criminal law applies to this article:
"With the brother's wife, 'Flow two thousand miles, the strong hang'."
These two men were not forced, they were yours and my wishes, so they were exiled for two thousand miles.
Obviously, this ending is something that both Wu Song and Wu Dalang can't afford, and the consequence is that Wu Dalang has neither a brother nor a wife, and even if they don't die, it is estimated that they will no longer recognize this big brother.
Seven
Therefore, there is also an ending, that Wu Dalang also has self-knowledge, and this person is indeed a pocket. Pan Jinlian reprimanded him, he did not dare to say much, Wu Song intimidated him, he did not dare to say much, so once this matter was exposed, it was very likely that he would also take wu song.
"Wu Da dared to open his mouth again, and Wu Song moved there."
It is possible that Wu Dalang will leave Pan Jinlian with a letter of suspension, and then Wu Song will combine with Pan Jinlian, but obviously this situation is easy to be laughed at by neighbors. Although he did not dare to comment on Wu Dutou in person, there must be gossip behind him, and Wu Dalang might move back to Qinghe County.
However, marrying a sister-in-law is not a strange thing, and there are several emperors in history who have married their sisters-in-law, such as Li Shimin.
Although Yanggu County will be boiling and spreading for a while, it will not take long to stop. Do you know that when Pan Jinlian hooked up with Ximen Qing, didn't it also spread like wildfire, and people Ximen Qing was afraid?
The days ahead will be too good!
Wu Song used his status as the head of Yanggu County to open a training class for Pan Jinlian, specializing in teaching people to dress up. Even Wu Song can go to the sea to open a martial arts school, specializing in teaching people to fight tigers, and use his reputation to open 36 training classes for fighting tigers in one semester, which is definitely booming.
Moreover, Jingyang Gang Three Bowls Of Wine Enterprises will also invite Wu Song as an image spokesperson, which can be described as fame and fortune. It is even possible that Wu Song became good friends with Ximen Qing, who opened a pharmaceutical company, and every time the young entrepreneurs in Kaiyanggu County held a symposium, the two sat together and greeted each other.
As for Wu Dalang, Wu Song is ashamed after all, and will also help him make the shortbread bigger and stronger, set up a chain store, and each store manager is a dwarf. The Court of the Northern Song Dynasty was quite pleased and presented an award to Wu Dalang for his contribution to the employment of the disabled.
As long as people have money, what kind of women can't get it, after Wu Dalang's cooking cake became a leading food enterprise in Shandong, Wu Dalang also found a foreign girl from the western region as a wife, and he really envied Wu Song.
Therefore, it is a matter of two perfects, to know those 23 living human lives, how many children have lost their fathers, how many women have lost their husbands, and how many white-haired people have sent black-haired people? Don't look at 23 lives, in fact, behind this is the destruction of dozens of families, and the source of all this is because Wu Song rejected Pan Jinlian!
My name is Yang Jiaofeng, look at the Water Margin from another perspective, you will find different fun, the excitement continues, welcome to pay attention