Many poems are the feelings of home and country that worry about the country and the people, while some poems start from life and write out the various changes of life with humorous and funny brushstrokes.
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Today I will enjoy 4 humorous and humorous ancient poems with you, which are wonderful and make people call them lollipop after a thousand years.
Song 1: Eighty years have met this spring, and after this spring encounter, there is no spring. Even if you can't support it, you will do it to visit people before the grave.
The author of this poem is the Yuan Dynasty poet Yao Xuan. The most bizarre thing is that the poem is not inscribed on paper, but on a woman's belly pocket.
Where did this poem come about? It turned out that although this Yao Fu was a little talented, he was a big color ghost. When he was in his eighties, he was not old,000, and he actually stared at a certain ring in the family.
One day that summer, Yao Fu wanted to take a bath, and the yahuan was responsible for bathing Yao Fu. Yao Fu took the opportunity to possess Ya Huan.
When it was over, Yahuan stepped forward and said, "Lord, you are very old, but I am still so young."
If I had been pregnant because of this time, my family would have suspected that I was having an affair, not a child with my husband. So, I hope that the old man can write a note to prove my innocence. ”
Yao Fu listened very funny: "Can I still get you pregnant at this age?" But since Yahuan had asked for this, he agreed.
Yao Fu took the belly pocket of yahuan in his hand and wrote a poem on the belly pocket: "In the past eighty years, this spring has been encountered, and there is no spring after this spring." Even if you can't support it, you will do it to visit people before the grave. ”
Not long after, Yao Fu died, and Ya Huan was actually pregnant. Yao Fu's family thought that Yahuan was having an affair, and when pressed, Yahuan took out her belly pocket, showing that she did have a child with Yao Fu.
As a result, Yahuan's children were also able to become the Yao family, and their lives were guaranteed. I have to say that this Yao Fu is still quite powerful, and he can still have children in his eighties.
And this Yahuan is also very witty, actually thinking of the possibility of follow-up in advance, being able to dispel the doubts of others, successfully "turning a crow into a phoenix" and living a good life.
Song 2: Willing to change the gauze hat into a scarf, untie the belt and tie it steadily. The old man won the public call, and the mother-in-law remarried the show before kissing.
During the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Yuanzhang divided the kings. Over time, the population of the clans grew, and the lu rice of these clans became a major item of local and imperial expenditure.
Therefore, some of the clans of the side branches also received less and less Lu rice, so many children of the imperial family also began to study hard and take the imperial examination, hoping to change their fate through the middle lift.
Many ordinary people are very amused by this phenomenon. It is said that reincarnation is very important, and as a result, these royal children are born so well, and they must also be like ordinary readers, competing for the examination, which feels very funny.
Someone wrote the above poem. The meaning of the poem is very simple, the children of the royal family have taken off their royal yarn hat clothes and changed into Confucian clothes, which actually fit so well.
Originally, these royal children were to be called "old masters", but now they have become "reading and just". And the wife of the children of the royal family, who was originally considered to be the mother of the royal family, has now become a Xiucai lady, and the rank difference is 108,000 miles.
After this poem came out, it was widely circulated, and suddenly became the talk of the common people to ridicule the children of the royal family.
There was also a royal disciple who was not convinced, thinking that the common people were ridiculed, so he recited an interesting poem on his lips in response: "The yarn hat is similar to the scarf, and the ribbon is tied and hung exquisite." Niangniang originally slept with the old man in her arms, and she was overjoyed. ”
The meaning of this poem is that the official clothes of the royal family and the Confucian scarves of Xiucai are essentially no different, they are both things that make people happy. The lady of the royal family originally slept with her husband in her arms, and was very happy to learn that her husband had won Xiucai. What shame is there to say about becoming a talent?
I have to say that the response of this royal child is still very witty, and the bright and just response to the ridicule of the crowd reflects the optimism and open-mindedness of actively facing reality in a helpless life, which makes people feel a positive outlook on life in the fun, and really have the feeling of being able to smile.
Song 3, "Sheng Cha Zi": The small courtyard is rainy and cool, and the caryophyllus wind is built. Strike the fan as calmly as possible, and sleep with half a yarn in the kitchen. Get up and sit idly in the North Pavilion, dripping with tears. For the sake of nian son-in-law's hard work, go to the toad palace gui.
The 4th song, "Sheng Cha Zi": Wandering to the future, staggering flowers and changing frequently. Unfortunately, the pomegranate skirt, blue musk sold half. The pipa is idle and reasonable, and the string will be broken. It is planned to continue to break the Zhu string and wait for this wrongdoer to see.
The author of the 3rd and 4th songs is the same person, the Song Dynasty poet Chen Ya. The writing and content of the two words are similar.
In terms of content, these two words are written about the woman's love for her lover, lamenting that time has passed in vain, and the days are lonely, lonely, and boring.
Ideologically and emotionally, both words express the woman's deep feelings for her lover, although the text is more beautiful, it seems to be just an ordinary grievance word.
But the fun of these two words is that both words make extensive use of drug names, that is, chinese medicine into poetry.
The two poems include Chinese medicines such as residual grain, caryophyllus, cistanche, Beiting, pearl, fine spice, gui, hyoscinth, heel, pomegranate, musk, loquat, reed, continuous interruption, and daioche, showing the broad and profound culture of Chinese medicine.
At the same time, the author has adopted homophone substitution, disassembly and reorganization, etc., so that the content of the drug and the word is integrated, and a series of drug names are used in a shallow language to express the sincere feelings of the woman, which is really wonderful.
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