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Tolkien | No one knows sarcasm better than I do

author:Century Wenjing
Tolkien | No one knows sarcasm better than I do

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"This reader's brain is not normal. Of course, there is no need to reply to the letter, but this kind of content (I think) is quite interesting, because I am similar, I am a person with an abnormal brain. ”

- Tolkien

The last issue mentions Tolkien's "poisonous tongue to the Third Reich", which includes the original text of Tolkien's letter mocking Nazi Germany: "Is their law of neurosis requiring that all people in all countries have 'Aryan' blood?" ...... I deeply regret that I am mistaken for endorsing this extremely vicious and anti-scientific doctrine of race. ”

After the article was sent, we received a question from the reader: what is the tone of Tolkien with a slightly poisonous tongue?

As the saying goes, the real spit still depends on the literary master. Unfortunately, Tolkien's poisonous tongue may not be limited to "slightly": on Quora, known as the "American version of Zhihu", there is a "What is the most interesting or surprising thing you find when you read Tolkien's Collected Letters?". The question, to which Gozan replied, was impressively written, "Of course it is Tolkien's wrath!" And he did not hesitate to describe it as "quite epic".

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Quora on "Of course Tolkien's wrath!" The answer

Wen Jingjun roughly flipped through the "Collection of Letters" that was still in the womb, as well as the "Middle-earth Founder" and "The Hobbit: Illustrated Detailed Commentary" that were about to be born (really), and extracted this Tolkien Poison Tongue Quotation Award. Of course, when enjoying the humor and ridicule of the old man sometimes a thousand times, and sometimes very bluntly, please follow the guide of the Quora big guy above, and make up the smile of the big guy in the whole process of smoking a pipe -

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A picture of the brain supplement (P).

Tolkien: It is best to have less of an inscription of the Lord of the Rings around the Lord of the Rings

"I'm glad I heard you won an award. But it was a useless award, and I wasn't surprised. I've experienced similar disappointments: I received a wine glass from a fan with the terrible inscription on the Ring. I certainly wouldn't drink with it – I only used it as an ashtray. ”

- Epistles, No. 343

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Tolkien's ashtray motif

When Tolkien became the party A

"I have received several letters from poor Herus Engels, all about the German translation... He sent me a few illustrations (with ogres and gollums), which were remarkable in terms of German standards, but were too 'Disney' in terms of my own taste. ”

- Collected Letters, No. 107

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Beyon's animal minions

Illustrated by Herus Engels

"(About the Illustration of the American Edition of The Hobbit) I don't know how to be good, on the one hand, I know that my own level of painting is not good, and on the other hand, I am worried that I don't know what American painters (no doubt highly skilled) will paint. ...... I've seen some American illustrations that show that they really could have painted great works—just too good for their companions. But maybe you can tell me how long it will be before I draw a picture that might satisfy the tastes of transatlantic teenagers (or their expert connoisseurs)? ”

- Epistles, No. 13

"I have to ask this picture: What does it have to do with the whole story? What is this painting? What about lions and emus? Also, what is the pink bulb in the foreground? ”

- Epistles, No. 277

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The first American paperback cover of The Hobbit

"After seeing so many terrible 'illustrations' [of the Hobbit translation], I am very pleased with Mr. Finley's work. As long as he doesn't overly imitate the witty style of the novel and pays more attention to what the novel is written (which is likely to be the case), I think I will be very satisfied. (Tolkien Letter to Publishers, 1963)

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The Big Eagle came to the rescue

Painted by Fjord Finley

"I just glanced at Horton Mifflin's 'Protective Seal' thing... The ad must have been written by someone who hadn't read the book based on hearsay, and the anecdotal memories on which the writer relied were not accurate. The 'leaked plot' is naturally stupid (and unnecessary), but at least the leaked plot should be the same as the plot described in the book. Or is this a trick too? ”

— Letters No. 158, letter to Renard Onwyn commenting on the "recommended ad" on the protective cover of Horton Mifflin's edition of The Two Towers

Set the self-cultivation of the madman

"I'm a notorious digger who doesn't fill a hole."

- "The Creator of Middle-earth"

"You asked me to give a brief overview of my own fantasy world. At this time, if I don't open my mouth, it will be difficult not to be nagging... All of this, I must instill in you a part. ”

- Epistles, No. 131

"My soul is all tied to the Pokémon, but I don't have that much time to write..."

- Epistles, No. 202

"Some people who have read this book or have commented on it find it boring, absurd, or even inferior, and I have no reason to complain about it, because I feel the same way when I read their work or some kind of work that they obviously admire."

— Foreword to the Second British Edition of The Lord of the Rings

"The Fire Demons never speak or make any sound. Most importantly, they neither laugh nor sneer... Mr. Zimmerman may think he knows more about fire than I do, but he can't expect me to agree with him. ”

—Epistles, No. 210, review of Morton Grady Zimmerman's Lord of the Rings film

"I don't remember when this sketch of Smaug's death was drawn; but I have the impression that it must have been around 1936 before it was first published. I've heard of you on this, but I'm still not very happy to use this graffiti as a cover. This painting looks too modern, and it is the kind of modern that the painter obviously knows how to paint, but deliberately draws it very poorly. But there may be a difference between such works and those of those who are clearly incapable of drawing what they see in their eyes. ”

- Epistles, No. 281

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Death of Smaug

Tolkien painted

Tolkien and Lewis: The love-hate relationship between the masters

Before inviting out the many poisonous remarks of the two big men, it is necessary to talk about the complex and pure love-hate relationship between Tuo Liu. Long before they began their respective novels, Tolkien and Lewis had become close friends because of what they had in common: they shared the same interest in language, poetry, mythology, and storytelling, both avoided contemporary culture, and were neither car-driven nor willing to drive.

In their fledgling careers as novelists, they were each other's first and even only readers. They both belonged to the later well-known "Ink Elephant Society" group and exchanged their mythological creations by reading aloud. In fact, Tolkien and Lewis's literary creations can even be regarded as "the mutual cutting of the legs of the cold pit players"—Lewis once proposed to Tolkien, saying, "Tollers, there are so few stories we really like." I'm afraid we'll have to try to write some ourselves."

Their like-minded friendship began with an inevitable bond, but it was eclipsed decades later in an unresolved manner because of the trivial rivalry and unspeakable resentment. The few poisonous remarks we have listed about Tolkien came from the rupture of their friendship.

Still, love and admiration remain. Tolkien said: "Only from him did I know that my pile of 'stuff' was not necessarily a personal hobby. Without his interest and his constant urge to know what follows, I wouldn't have finished The Lord of the Rings. Lewis nominated Tolkien for the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1961, but without success. He died in 1963 and the blow to Tolkien was "like an axe cutting through the roots of a tree". Tolkien wrote: "We were separated first by the sudden appearance of Charles Williams, and later by his marriage... But we both owe each other a lot. The connection between us and the deep feelings it gave rise to remain the same to this day. ”

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The big guy smokes

"C.S. Liu certainly has something strange and sometimes very irritating. In the end, he was still an Irishman from East, after all. But he did nothing; he was not a professional clown, but a born clown. He was open-minded and wary of all prejudices, though some of them were so deeply ingrained that he could not observe them. ”

- Collected Letters, No. 261

"It is said that the Narnia series and those C.S. Liu's works are basically out of my aesthetic range, just like many of my works he can't appreciate. Also, I personally find Letters to Malcolm confusing and even a little scary. I'm writing a book review for it, but I can't send it out even if I'm done. ”

- Epistles, No. 265

"I just received C.S. Liu's latest achievement: "Text Studies." alas! His clumsy and stupid character became more and more normalized. I was relieved to find that no one had mentioned me. ”

- Collected Letters, No. 224

"[Tolkien's first impression was] a sleek, pale, fluent little guy, basically harmless, just a little under-smoked."

—The diary of C.S. Lewis

As soon as I set foot in society, I was (implicitly) warned not to believe in a papal supremacist, and as soon as I entered the English department, I was (directly) warned not to trust a linguist. Tolkien was both a papal supremacist and a linguist.

—C.S. Lewis's autobiography Thrill

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Echo

Tolkien in the literary landscape

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The Lord of the Rings: Hardcover Illustrated Edition (Alan Lee, Autographed Edition)

J.R.R. Tolkien

[English] Alan Lee Figure

Deng Jiawan Shi Zhongge Du Yunci translated

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The Lord of the Rings

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The Lord of the Rings: Illustrated Books

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The Hobbit: A Hardcover Illustrated Book

J. R. R. Tolkien

Translated by Wu Gang

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The Sprillage: A Hardcover Illustrated Book

Christopher Tolkien, eds

[Canada] translated by Ted Nasmith Tud dungarvan

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Numenor and Middle-earth

The Unfinished Tale

[English] Christopher Tolkien editaka Song translated by Deng Jiawan

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Belen and Lucien: Hardcover Illustrated Books

Shi Zhongge Du Yunci Deng Jiawan translated

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"Hulin's Children"

Deng Jiawan Translated by Shi Zhongge

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The Fall of Gondolin

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"Letter from Father Santa"

J.R.R. Tolkien by Dodo Boy Translation

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"Mr. Happiness"

J.R.R. Tolkien, translated by Tolkien

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Middle-Earth on Paper: Alan Lee

The Lord of the Rings Sketches

By Alan Lee

Huang Liyuan translated by Li Jiacheng School

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Middle-earth Traveler: From the Bottom of the Bag to Mordor

--John Howe's Middle-Earth Sketches

[Add] John Howe by Deng Jiawan, Translated from Shi Zhong song

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