Just today, in the early morning of May 3, the diving team came with news of Quan Hongchan, Chen Yuxi, and Chen Yiwen

Three o'clock in the morning Chinese red bombing field! The diving team "rolled" all over the world, and foreign players bought standing tickets overnight and ran away

Who understands the family! At three o'clock in the morning, I was squatting in front of the screen with half a piece of cold pancake fruit in my mouth, but I was forced to have an "intracranial orgasm" by the Chinese diving team - the three gold medals crackled and put them in my pocket as if I didn't want money, and the foreign players were directly "rolled" into emojis! The Mexican team won hemp from the sub-station to the final and fell into a "Thomas slalom split", and the British dark horse grabbed the silver medal and grabbed the referee's collective pupil earthquake, which was more silky than Dove!

1. Men's 3-meter board: The Chinese team stepped on the springboard into a sewing machine, and the Mexican team logged out of its social account overnight

As soon as Hu Yukang/Zheng Jiuyuan, the "Spring Brothers", appeared, the commentator's voice shouted: "What kind of diving is this?" It's clearly stepping on somersault clouds and flying! The first jump was as stable as the beam of the Forbidden City, the second jump directly staged the "Splash Disappearance 2.0", and when the third jump shook off the British team for 30 minutes, the foreign coaching team collectively performed "The old man in the subway looked at the mobile phone .jpg".

The most amazing is the Mexican team - the front foot has just won the competition, and the back foot final directly staged the "precious image of early human taming limbs". The last jump is 109C (forward somersault and half hugging the knees), the jump height is not as high as my cat jumping refrigerator, the air posture is like being hijacked by aliens, and the "artificial fountain" is directly blown out of the water at the moment of entering the water. When the referees collectively showed 0 points, the Mexican commentator performed "Sichuan Opera Changing Face" on the spot: "Is this jumping diving or free fall?" My dog throws frisbee more accurately than this! ”

But our Chinese team even celebrated with Versailles - Hu Yukang calmly gnawed his nails after getting off the field, and Zheng Jiuyuan took out a thermos cup and drank wolfberry tea. On the contrary, the British team became the "strongest dark horse", snatching the silver medal for the first time in the final, and the Mexican coach was so angry that he threw the tactical board: "I said that we would be cannon fodder together, but you secretly opened the hanging!" ”

2. Women's 3-meter board: Chen Yiwen/Chang Yani "copy and paste" type of grinding, the opponent knelt to watch the game

As soon as the men's team was sent away from the "dimensionality reduction attack", the women's team immediately turned on the "slaughter mode". As soon as Chen Yiwen/Chang Yani came on the court, the opponent directly turned on the "lying flat mode" - five rounds of action, from walking the board to entering the water, the synchronization rate is so high that it can share brain waves. The last jump was 305B (reflexive somersault for two and a half weeks), the splash was thinner than the pancake fruit, and the Canadian player took out his mobile phone on the spot to shoot a teaching video: "If you take this technique back, you can open a diving cram school!" ”

But the most heart-wrenching thing is still to come - Chen Yiwen is going to hit his personal three consecutive championships next, but teammate Chen Jia has become a "purple microstar from the sky". The double kill in the preliminary final of the Windsor station directly collapsed Chen Yiwen's mentality. Netizens commented: "Chen Jia is going to be 'Zhen Huan in the diving world', specializing in all kinds of dissatisfaction!" ”

However, the most important thing for our Chinese diving team is the "palace fight script". Back then, Zhangjiaqi had a lot of scenery, wasn't it also photographed on the beach by Chen Yuxi and Quan Hongchan? If Chen Yiwen wants to maintain the status of "first sister", he must cross this hurdle. If revenge can be successful this time, it will be the real "Niu Hulu Art and Culture Return"!

3. Women's 10-meter platform: Quan Hongchan broke the "zero gold curse", Chen Yuxi won the five crowns, netizens: These two are here to wholesale gold medals, right?

The most explosive in the early morning has to be the "Wang Fried Combination" of Quan Hongchan/Chen Yuxi. The first jump directly shook off the second place by 20 points, the second jump splashed so small that the referee thought it was "not in the water", and the third jump directly made the Russian player close himself on the spot: "What kind of competition is this?" It's clearly a god descending to earth! "350.88 points! More than 50 points ahead of second place! With this point difference, it is estimated that you can win the championship with one less round!

But here comes the most heart-wrenching detail - Chen Yuxi is as steady as AI throughout the whole process, and his movements are smooth; Quan Hongchan has a little flaw, especially the 207C action, which is obviously not at its peak. But then again, this girl just broke through the "development barrier" this year, and she can win the first world championship as an adult, which is already an "iron tree blossoming"! In the post-game interview, her eyes were red: "In the past, some people always said that I was short-lived, but now I want to let the world know that the era of Quan Hongchan has just begun!" ”

What's even more ruthless is Chen Yuxi - this year, he directly won 5 World Cup gold medals and became the first person in the women's team's "Golden Slam"! Netizens commented: "Chen Yuxi is going to be 'Zhang Yining in the diving world', the big devil!" "But don't worry, Quan Hongchan fans, there is a personal competition next! In the previous few stops, Quan Hongchan lost at 207C, but this time she was obviously more prepared, and even the coach secretly said: "If Sister Hong succeeds in revenge this time, I will live broadcast a handstand and wash my hair!" ”

Fourth, the diving team's "involution" record: more terrible than the opponent is the teammates, and more terrible than the teammates is the coaching staff

Seriously, watching the Chinese diving team compete is better than chasing "The Legend of Zhen Huan"! Do you think the opponents are Russia, Britain? No, the biggest opponent is always a teammate! Quan Hongchan and Chen Yuxi, the two "twin stars", are usually milk tea partners, life and death opponents in the arena, and "plastic sisters" in private - this relationship is denser than the burden of Deyun Club!

But the most ruthless thing is the coaching staff - after winning the men's double 3-meter board, Hu Yukang just wanted to touch the fish, and the coach directly threw out the devil's training table: "Tomorrow will add 50 groups of training!" Chen Yiwen made a mistake in the women's 3-meter board, and the coach picked up the video overnight: "The rhythm difference of 0.1 seconds will be cut to 0.01 seconds for me!" Quan Hongchan had a long development period, and the coaching staff contacted nutritionists, physical trainers, and psychologists overnight, and turned the diving team into a "human evolution research institute".

But then again, it is this kind of "involution" that makes the Chinese diving team an "undefeated myth". From Gao Min, Fu Mingxia to Guo Jingjing, Wu Minxia, and now Quan Hongchan and Chen Yuxi, generations of "water elves" have carved "Chinese diving" into the "Mount Everest" of world diving with sweat and talent!

5. Future script: Quan Hongchan VS Chen Yuxi, who can have the last laugh? Netizen: It is recommended to tie for the championship directly, don't force me to kneel and watch the game!

The next individual competition is definitely "Fairy Fight" 2.0! Quan Hongchan held her breath to take revenge, Chen Yuxi wanted to keep the title of "Five Crowns", and the peak duel between these two girls is estimated to make the referees collectively suffer from "difficulty in choosing". Netizens have already bet on the insane:

• Quan Hongchan faction: "The development level has passed, this wave must take off!" 207C has evolved into the 'Death Splash Disappearance'! ”

• Chen Yuxi: "Stability is king!" The Great Demon King never makes mistakes, and the champion is as stable as Mount Tai! ”

• Eating melon pie: "Let's just tie for the championship!" If these two are torn up, the rules will have to be changed in the Paris Olympics! ”

But seriously, no matter who wins, it is the victory of the Chinese diving team! After all, these two girls are private, but they are even the "iron girlfriends" who have to drink milk tea. is like what netizens said: "Watching them compete is like watching your own children win awards, and they are proud to win or lose!" It is recommended to weld the gold medal directly on their necks, saving them from grabbing and grabbing! ”

Conclusion: At three o'clock in the morning, China is red, crying all over the world!

In today's Diving World Cup, the Chinese team used three gold medals to tell the world: what is "how lonely it is to be invincible"! The 0 points of the Mexican team, the dark horse counterattack of the British team, Chen Yiwen's revenge battle, and Quan Hongchan's cocoon into a butterfly - which is this game? It is clearly the "Chinese diving team's road to the gods"!