I've liked pretty men since I was a kid, and I like one when I see one.
I can't wait to give each of them a home.
My father and mother were afraid that I would be in love and my cultivation would be damaged, so I invited the gods of the fairy world to cut off the excess love threads for me.
Who knew that God was drunk that day, and his hand shook, leaving only half of it for me.
Since then, my lover has only been in March, and his enthusiasm has come and gone quickly, and he has become a well-known negative man in the Six Realms.
At the Thousand Feast, I was touching the hand of Xiao Langjun of the fox clan and saying something considerate, when a sneer suddenly came from behind me.
The Demon Emperor in the Demon Realm, who was decisive in killing, was clutching a red belly pocket at the moment, and anger was surging in his eyes.
"As long as Benjun wears this, you will live up to me, and now you won't admit it when you put on your pants?"
1
My name is Tu Yao, and I am the only girl in the generation of the Huaxian family.
Since he was a child, he was held in the palm of his hand by his father and his clansmen.
They taught me to practice carefully, and I was considered very talented, but in 500 years, I had reached the stage of ascension.
There is a rule in the fairy world, any little immortal who successfully passes the ascension period can be named an immortal monarch and serve in the Nine Heavens, which is a very high honor for the family.
Therefore, on the day of my ascension, the people of the tribe were extremely excited, and the flowers alone covered the road for ten miles.
And then, under their expectant gaze, I failed to ascend.
The messenger of the fairy world touched my head and sighed:
"This woman's love is luxuriant, and there are so many ties that she can't build a great avenue."
As soon as these words came out, it was tantamount to cutting off my way to the Nine Heavens.
The flower fairy family has been in decline for a long time, and in the past five hundred years, such a good seedling has come out of me, and I must not go out of the pool.
For this reason, my father and mother tried their best, and even did not allow me to go out, and stayed by my side without leaving.
I have practiced the secret method of purifying my heart and few desires tens of thousands of times, but every time I finish, the face of a beautiful man still appears in my head.
This problem was planted as early as when I was 100 years old, and I couldn't get rid of it at all.
Because of my love, I have liked all kinds of beautiful men since I opened my mind.
Inside and outside the clan, people of the same age and different ages, but if they are born good-looking, there is no one I don't like.
"Lang Jun, wait for me to come back and marry you."
"My heart has made room for you, and I will live up to you in this life."
I don't know how many people I've talked to about this kind of thing, but I swear I really like it, and everyone wants to marry back home.
On weekdays, my father and mother only messed around with me, and now that I have failed to ascend, I understand that this matter should not be underestimated.
The clan had a headache for my affairs, and held meetings for three days and three nights in a row, and finally decided to invite God to cut off the excess love thread for me.
2
On the day God came, I saw that his cheeks were crimson, as if he was drunk, and I intuitively felt that this person was a little unreliable.
But my mother covered my mouth and forbade me to talk nonsense.
She had never been so serious, and I had no choice but to silence and let God enter my sea of knowledge.
In the vast sea of knowledge, I stood in the corner, only to see the god holding a pair of scissors, standing in the chaotic love silk and cutting it randomly.
When I saw that the last one was left, his hand shook, the scissors were confiscated, and he cut off half of it.
But A-Niang didn't allow me to talk nonsense, so I couldn't help but say nothing.
Later, I was able to ascend without any problems.
So much so that I told my mother again that God only left me half a thread of love, and she didn't believe it at all.
After the successful ascension, I went to the Nine Heavens and worked in the Si Demon Pavilion, often going back and forth between the two worlds of immortals and demons, handling business.
I still like pretty men, but because I only have half a thread, I don't want to give each of them a home anymore.
Now I am passionate about any man for a maximum of three months, and at the end of March, I am tasteless and just want to abandon it.
Because of this, I became a well-known negative girl in the Six Realms.
On the day of the Thousand Feast, I was bored, and when I passed by the seat of the fox clan, I suddenly saw a little Langjun with red lips and white teeth.
My heart moved, so I talked to him a little more.
Xiao Langjun is younger than me, and it is the first time to participate in such a large banquet, and he has some recognition, which is in line with my heart.
I immediately took his hand and wanted to take him for a walk around the Nine Heavens.
Before he could take a step, a sneer suddenly came from behind him.
Xiao Langjun hurriedly let go of his hand and saluted the man behind me.
"I've seen Your Majesty, Your Majesty is safe."
I turned around and saw that the Demon Emperor in the Demon Realm, who had killed decisively, was clutching a red belly pocket at the moment, and anger was surging in his eyes.
"As long as Benjun wears this, you will live up to me, and now you won't admit it when you put on your pants?"
3
Red belly pockets? Lifting pants and not admitting it?
My head popped open, and I suddenly thought of that night a month ago.
I was ordered to go to the demon world to deliver an invitation to a thousand feasts, and I happened to bump into a sneaky little demon.
The little demon was only wrapped in a thin veil, holding an incense burner in his arms, his chest was half exposed, and he was twisting and twisting towards the Demon Emperor Palace.
Xu didn't expect someone nearby, she was startled, hurriedly threw down the incense burner, and ran away without looking back.
I wondered if my face was not a brilliant face in the Six Realms, but it was also the first place in the beauty contest of the Flower Fairy clan every year, so why would I scare a little demon like this.
However, although she ran away, the incense burner she threw aside attracted my attention.
It wasn't until I brought the incense burner into the hall that the aroma spread in the room, and the Demon Emperor and I propped up the table, our cheeks were crimson, and our legs were fighting, that I didn't know what this incense was.
The strongest aphrodisiac incense in the Six Realms, the higher the cultivation, the more susceptible it is.
The Demon Emperor has been cultivating for ten thousand years, and I have also improved by leaps and bounds since my ascension, so the two of us had an accident without accident.
The next morning, I woke up before him.
Looking at the sleeping man next to me, I fell into deep thought.
4
I have heard a little about the deeds of the Demon Emperor Yunling.
He was born in the demon melee 10,000 years ago, when the demon world was torn apart, the demon world took advantage of the void to enter, Yun Ling's father died in battle, and after his mother desperately gave birth to him, he also went with his father.
He was brought back by an elder of the demon realm, raised by his side, and practiced diligently.
has been with each other for many years, and in Yun Ling's heart, this person has long been a master and a father.
But later, when Yun Ling led the army to fight the demon world, his trusted master opened the door to the demon world.
In that battle, the demon world was defeated miserably.
Thousands of miles of sorrow roared, corpses were everywhere, and Yun Ling didn't know what to do.
The demon world has ruled the demon world for nearly a thousand years, and all the demons are slaves and slaves, and they are humiliated.
It wasn't until a thousand years later that Yun Ling returned to the demon realm, and her cultivation and mana were no longer what they used to be.
He single-handedly devastated the Demon Realm, slaughtered countless demons, and drove the remnants of the tribe to the depths of the Demon Realm.
Then he killed his master with his own hands and reshaped the demon world.
Since he succeeded to the throne, he has been ruthless, decisive in killing, and clear in rewards and punishments.
Under the influence of his master, he hated deception and betrayer the most in his life, and he was extremely suspicious, never allowing anyone to come close.
And now, this rumored Demon Emperor, who has suffered a major trauma in his heart, is lying next to me.
Thinking about last night's madness and his past, I rubbed my brow with a bit of a headache.
Yun Ling woke up after a while, shouldn't she kill me?
Anyway, I'm also an immortal monarch, he definitely can't kill me directly, at most, he will bring me back to the Nine Heavenly Ascension Hall for interrogation.
But that's a shame!
Besides, it was clear that you and I wanted it last night, and I didn't force him, although I was impulsive first.
Alas, after some inner struggle, I sighed and decided to flee the scene while he was still awake.
I crept to the end of the bed, and was about to get out of bed when a pair of big hands suddenly grabbed my waist and brought me back with a little force.
I exclaimed, turned my head, and met the bewitching face.
Looking at the Six Realms, beauty is like a cloud, but he is the only one in heaven and earth who is as beautiful as Yun Ling.
Qingsi slid down her shoulders and landed on her chest, and a small red mole at the end of her eyes added a bit of charm.
He didn't speak, just looked at me quietly, not as cold as he imagined, but unexpectedly a little more affectionate.
In fact, if you think about it, it's not the first time I've met him.
5
Over the years of serving in the Demon Pavilion, I have been to the Demon Realm many times, and I have seen him a few times from afar.
Yun Ling doesn't like others to be close, and in addition to handling official business in the palace on weekdays, she stands on the top of the Bone Devouring Mountain and looks down.
At the bottom of the mountain is an abyss with no end in sight, and long ago it was a prison where evil demons were held.
It is said that in the war in which Yun Ling severely damaged the demon world, the last evil demon in the abyss died.
Later, with the reshaping of the demon world, the uninhabited prison was gradually abandoned.
No one knew what Yun Ling was looking at, and it was always difficult to guess what the superior was thinking.
Although I am a good man, I also know who to provoke and who not to provoke.
For example, Yun Ling, if it weren't for the strong incense last night, I would never dare to be so close to him.
"Demon, Demon Emperor, this is a complete misunderstanding."
I tried to explain, but he frowned.
"Misunderstanding? Do you call it a misunderstanding?"
I rubbed my hands nervously, trying to get off him, but the big hands around my waist didn't move.
"That, Your Majesty, listen to my explanation, the two of us are mutual. It's really not good, it's just a dream, and now that the dream is awake, we should forget it, we don't owe each other, I don't need you to be responsible."
"No! Who in the Six Realms doesn't know, no one has ever dared to approach Benjun's body for thousands of years, and you are a well-known negative girl, even if it is a dream, it is also a loss for me, Xiao Xianjun, you should be responsible for me."
What? The Demon Emperor actually wants me to be responsible?
I rubbed my eyes, thinking I hadn't woken up.
I don't know if he really doesn't give up, and if I don't agree, he won't let me get out of bed.
After several failed pulls, in order not to delay my return to the Nine Heavens to work, I twitched my head and said an extremely ridiculous sentence.
"If you are willing to wear a red belly pocket to show me, I will promise you and be responsible for you."
How can I believe the words of the negative girl, not to mention that he is the Demon Emperor, and he will definitely not wear a belly pocket.
However, in the next second, I slapped myself in the face.
I saw that Yun Ling's ears were red, as if she had made up some kind of determination, and really put on a red belly pocket in front of me.
6
With wide shoulders and a narrow waist with a small belly pocket, the picture is both witty and fragrant.
I swallowed and couldn't speak.
Yun Ling coughed lightly and looked at me with some expectation:
"So, you're going to be responsible for me?"
I nodded sluggishly, and when I was about to shake my head, he forcibly grabbed my head.
"You are allowed to nod your head, not your head."
It seems that the rumors are not so accurate, what yin owl is vicious, what is high, this old demon emperor is clearly very clingy in private.
I don't know how I agreed to him in the end, and the moment I returned to the Nine Heavens, people were still blind.
Fortunately, half of the love thread quickly helped me forget about this dewy relationship, and all my promises were forgotten.
It wasn't until this Thousand Feasts that I met him again.
"Little liar, remember?"
He shook the belly pocket in his hand, and although the fox boy on the side had his head lowered, his fox ears were erect high.
From time to time, someone from the banquet looked at us curiously, and I was so embarrassed that I toed at the ground and tried to pull out a smirk.
"Your Majesty, can we talk in a different place?"
"Okay, you lead the way."
After avoiding the crowd, I took my belly pocket, and Yun Ling followed me to where I lived.
The demon emperor, who was cold in front of people, didn't have any image in front of me, sat on the soft couch with his buttocks, and tilted his body and stilted his feet.
It's not that I haven't been in contact with him, this person was clearly not like this before.
How is it that after a good night's sleep, you suddenly change as a person?
I felt strange in my heart, remembered the incense burner that night, and said solemnly:
"Your Majesty, have you checked the incense burner later?"
"Don't you know that it contains the strongest ...... of the Six Realms" Speaking of this, he suddenly lowered his voice, "Aphrodisiac incense."
It's not serious, but I know I'm sorry at this time.
I gave him a blank look and pointed to my head.
"I mean, the higher the cultivation, the more the person reacts to the smell of that incense, is it possible to smoke his head?"
He chuckled and stretched.
"How is it possible, Benjun only feels refreshed, he has never been so happy in thousands of years."
At this moment, I understood that Yun Ling was sick, and she was not lightly ill.
7
I moved a chair, sat down in front of him, and said:
"Your Majesty, it's not that I'm not responsible for you, it's that I can't be responsible."
He immediately sat up straight, the corners of his mouth drooping.
"What do you mean?"
"I only know half a thread in the sea, although you are good-looking, but I am really powerless, you understand me."
Hearing me say this, Yun Ling couldn't sit still anymore and stood up suddenly.
"Your love thread has been cut? So many of your love threads have been cut?!"
His voice was so loud that he almost shouted, and I was stunned for a moment, and soon realized that something was wrong.
When I was young, I did make a lot of jokes because of the lush love silk, but since I cut the love silk, the clan has suppressed those things.
Besides, the Flower Fairy Clan had never dealt with the demon world before, and I hadn't seen Yun Ling before, how did he know that I had a lot of affection?
Seeing that I looked at him suspiciously, Yun Ling's lips moved, and she swallowed back when she wanted to say something.
But the way he looked at me was growing sad.
Could it be that I have some unknown past with him?
I was about to ask when he suddenly raised his hand and touched my head.
"Ah Yao, don't worry, I will definitely find a way to make up for your broken love thread."
After he finished speaking, he left, and his figure quickly disappeared into the Nine Heavens.
I haven't had time to tell him yet, but in fact, this love thread is not important, and it is okay not to make it up.
I haven't seen Yun Ling since that day.
Only the red belly pocket hanging in the corner of the bed reminded me that I had an inexplicable experience.
Not long after the Thousand Feasts ended, the Si Demon Pavilion recruited another batch of new Immortal Monarchs, and I was also transferred to the Divine Side.
After hundreds of years, I saw the drunken god again.
8
He was still the same as he remembered, shaking his fan and leaning under the peach blossom tree to drink.
Seeing me coming, he took the last sip of his wine and beckoned to me with a smile.
"It's hard for those little cubs to remember me, I'm afraid that I'm too bored to be alone, so I sent a little fairy to talk to me.
"Little girl, what's your name, what kind of clan are you from?"
"I've seen God, my name is Tu Yao, and I'm from the Flower Clan."
"The Flower Clan, the Flower Fairy Clan, I remembered, remembered."
Did he recognize me?
I was about to speak, but he reached into his bosom and pulled out a pair of scissors.
"Hundreds of years ago, I went to the Flower Clan once, and there was a little girl in your clan, who had so much love, like farming, and I used this pair of scissors to help her cut it clean."
The god smiled and told me about his glorious deeds, and I pursed my lips, not knowing what to say for a moment.
He seemed to sense that something was wrong, his eyes widened, he took a closer look at my face, and then he turned his head to look at the scissors in his hand, and suddenly realized.
"Oh, you're that girl, what's going on now, but you're still suffering from love?"
I nodded, and shook my head again.
"Occasional pain."
He touched his chin, puzzled.
"Why is it still painful?"
"Because there's not much love."
For a moment, silence spread, and the air fell to a standstill.
God finally remembered that day, he had accidentally cut half of my love thread.
In order to make up for his mistakes that day, he dug out a huge treasure chest from under the peach blossom tree.
It contains all kinds of elixirs and immortal grass magic weapons, all of which are among the most rare goods in the Six Realms.
He asked me to pick and choose at random, and as compensation, I flipped through it, and Yun Ling's face suddenly flashed in my head.
Remembering what he had said to me when he was gone, I asked God:
"God, can my love be remedied?"
He stretched out two fingers, put them on my forehead, and walked around my sea of consciousness.
When he came out, his face was a little heavy.
"Little girl, if you don't take this box of things, you can take it all."
9
God said that love silk is innate, everyone has one, and some people will have two or three.
It's rare to see something like me, but it's not uncommon.
When he first entered the sea of my knowledge, he saw several love threads entwined together, like weeds, and I was sick like he had encountered before.
So, he didn't think much about it, and just cut it clean.
But when I looked at it again, I found that the remaining half of it was different from the one I cut back then.
"What's the difference?"
"This root of yours is your own, but it was planted in the sea of your knowledge."
I've heard of the love silk, and among the six realms, the demon realm is the best at it.
For 10,000 years, there have been countless examples of shemales falling in love, but demons have a long life, and their lifespan is extremely short.
Therefore, the infatuated demon will plant a love thread for him when he dies.
I hope that he will remember what he looks like, and he will have the opportunity to continue his relationship in the next life.
This kind of love silk does not grow naturally, but is refined by the demon who undermines his own cultivation.
There are so many people in my sea of consciousness, and the person who planted it for me must be a person with extremely high cultivation.
Could it be Yunling?
But why, in so many love threads, I have never seen his face.
Seeing that I was confused, God thought that I was immersed in the sadness of losing half of my love thread, so he patted me on the shoulder and comforted:
"Little girl, it's not completely impossible, the reason why love silk is called love silk is that you need a lover to make up for it. If one day, you encounter an unforgettable affection, this affection may grow on its own."
He didn't say the rest, but we all understood.
A person with only half a thread of love will not fall in love with someone firmly, let alone anyone who will get close to a person who pushes him away again and again.
This is destined to be an inexplicable answer.