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We're here to pick beans, nothing else!
Recently, a story about two public officials and a female teacher in Changning, Hunan Province went to the village beans to pick beans in the middle of the night!
Details of the incident: In the middle of the night last night, the villagers who planted beans would go to the beans field to go around according to the usual practice to see that there were no thieves or chickens and livestock to steal the beans, just when he walked to a denser place, he suddenly heard a strange sound, he immediately became alert, thinking it was a thief, he lightly opened the beans bushes, a woman with beans in her hand appeared in front of him, he immediately shouted: "What are you doing?" ”
The woman panicked when she saw someone coming, and while arranging her hair and clothes, she looked at the beans in her hand and explained: "I see that your beans are growing very well, pick one and take a look!" ”。
Her words, it seems to be reasonable, it is reasonable, the villagers always feel a little strange, and they can't explain the feeling, so they said, this big night, your eyes are really good, and you can see the quality of my beans, and now my beans have been trampled on by you, you have to compensate me, otherwise I will call the police.
After hearing this, the female teacher quit, and she insisted that she didn't steal the beans, so the two sides quarreled. At this time, two public officials suddenly got out of the car and joined the argument and got into a physical altercation, which also broke each other's bones.
Subsequently, the staff of the relevant departments of Changning City responded that the two public officials involved and a female teacher were indeed just picking beans, they drove by at night, and one of the female teachers wanted to go to the toilet.
After the video was released, it quickly rushed to the hot search, and the people who ate melons jumped out one after another, and the comment area fell instantly, and netizens continued to make spicy comments!
Ask for the teacher's husband's psychological shadow area
How to say it, the woman who wants to pick a few beans when she sees them shows that she often cooks in the kitchen and will not be bad.
Don't bite the one who steals the beans
Beans knew everything that was happening, but it died
You can laugh at my life, but you can't insult my intelligence
When teachers and public officials were caught stealing beans, they described stealing beans as picking beans without any shame. Because when they were teaching Chinese classes, their grandfather Kong Yiji once said, "Stealing books cannot be regarded as stealing...... Steal books! …… Can the things of the reader be regarded as stealing? So they used mathematical reasoning to make a deduction that stealing beans was not stealing.
In the middle of the night, picking beans, teachers and public offices, three words that can't be linked to hahaha novels
My refrigerator still has a chest of drawers and beans, I'll give it to you, don't go to someone's field in the middle of the night
The truth of the matter is true and false, false and true, and the truth of the facts is known only to them.
Text: Small fish chase comprehensive
Editor|Small Fish Chase Comprehensive