Shopping with my best friend, I met the male god, patronized to see him, my foot slipped and knelt down directly, the male god wanted to help me, I hurriedly said no, I can get up, my best friend kicked on my hand to support my body, and asked me pretendedly: Can I still get up?
A colleague in the office has a scar on his mouth. He said: He was born at home, and his father weighed him with that hook scale, and when he weighed it down, the hook hooked his mouth, leaving a scar. That day, I saw his brother, who also had a scar on his mouth
One day, I heard a friend arguing with his sister, and his sister: "Get out of here!" Friend: "Okay, get away, don't call me back!" His sister: "I didn't tell you to roll in a straight line, I told you to roll back and forth!" ”
At lunchtime, my mother said to me: The earth has found the other half, why are you still single! I put down the chopsticks in my hand and said: People talk about the earth and talk about a partner, and people all over the world help find it. I have to find someone all over the world to talk to.
Speaking of a friend of mine, once at work, she flipped out a photo of her ex-boyfriend in the computer, which was seen by her office leader, and the leader asked: Boyfriend, it's good! These two goods twitched their brains at that time, and replied: Predecessor, take it out and put it on the pillar incense! Suddenly, the whole office fell silent......
Husband and wife's 10th wedding anniversary! Husband: Wife, how did we meet? Wife: I was a nurse and you were a patient! Husband: That's right! That's when I fell in love with you! I'm not really sick! If I don't leave the hospital bed, I want to be with you for a few more days! Wife: Actually, I also fall in love with you! So deliberately didn't give you a good medicine!
One morning, my mother was making breakfast in the kitchen, and Xiao Ming ran to the kitchen. Xiao Ming said to his mother: "When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown taller overnight!" The mother asked curiously, "What about the result?" It's not really getting taller, is it? Xiao Ming said: "As a result, I found out that my quilt was horizontal!" ”
I remember in my junior year of high school, a few buddies were taking a bath in the bathhouse, and suddenly the hot water was cut off, and the power went out, and a few people were bored and had a water fight, and suddenly I wanted to pee, so I squirted out in the dark, and the buddy next to me shouted, wow, come to hot water! Every time I mentioned it, I was excited to get up from my wheelchair.
"Can you touch your belly button with your backhand?" "I can give you a big mouth with my backhand"
Today's most vulnerable group is 20-30 years old men, this is a group of people who can't support the elderly, can't quarrel with aunts, can't compete with uncles, can't keep true love, can't play teenagers, can't play as children, and do the most and take the least age.