What is tacit understanding? For example, the two people downstairs yesterday morning, one went to the airport on a business trip and the other went to work to the company, the two went out at the same time, and an hour later the two met in a hotel in the suburbs more than 20 kilometers away from home, and today they went to the Civil Affairs Bureau.
On a business trip with a colleague, when I was bored after dinner in the evening, I was scrolling through Tik Tok, and he was playing the king. I'm here hahaha, he scolded and scolded, only to hear him lewd for a while, to see if our family is still red, a while to sigh, and finally suddenly ran to the bathroom to wash his hands. I said, "What's the matter, is it because your hands are too smelly to change your luck?"
There was a neighbor who was a drinker. He has a three-month-old dog. Once drinking, poured a glass of liquor to the puppy~~ As a result, the puppy was drunk, couldn't find the door, and frequently hit his head against the wall and the table, ~ It should also be dizzy~ Haha~ In a few days, the dog looked at him with complaining eyes、、、 a few years later, he met a neighbor and mentioned it: the neighbor said leisurely: "The dog has grown up and gained weight, but if the brothers don't drink two glasses at night, it won't go back to the nest to sleep~~"
The high school in my hometown village held a mobilization meeting for the college entrance examination, and the principal stood on the podium and said: "Children's shoes, the opportunity to change your life is coming, are you ready?" One of the children at the bottom asked in a low voice, "Is our village going to be demolished?" ”
This stupid three years of pregnancy is really not covered, the last dinner, the dishes were served, and when the meal was served, I found that it was still on the insulation. After having the lesson of the last time, I firmly remembered it, put the water, close the lid, press it, and a wave of operations will flow smoothly, all in one go...... I forgot the most important step, the plug didn't plug in! I don't know how much walnuts cost a pound now
I just quarreled with my wife, and then I silently changed the WiFi password, and now she has a mobile phone and asks me with a proper attitude. (This is the rhythm of kneeling on the remote control without changing the channel.) ）
The neighbor had never eaten a cantaloupe, and once she went to a relative's house in the city, and when she came back, the relative gave her a cantaloupe to take back, and the next day she boiled half of it and ate it, and then told them why the pumpkin was so unpalatable.
was shopping, the back of the head was suddenly knocked out, and when I looked back, I saw that it was a handsome guy. He said, "Your wallet has dropped." I quickly rummaged through my handbag, and then he dragged his partner next to him and said, "Made, I've recognized the wrong person, run!" ”
When I was in college, I was not allowed to use high-power electrical appliances in my dormitory. There was a roommate in the dormitory who had a bit of gynecological inflammation and bought a small rice cooker to cook a small rice cooker for internal disinfection. During a raid, the small rice cooker was confiscated. A few days later, I had something to ask for leave, so I went to the counselor's dormitory to ask her to sign and found that she was cooking instant noodles with that little rice cooker...
There is an aunt who hides the network cable in her son's schoolbag in order to prevent her son from being addicted to the Internet during the summer vacation in junior high school... How could this be found?