There is a vacant lot in the community, I plan to go there to play football, and then my aunt will go there in batches to dance the square dance, I have to dance with them... Later, a batch of horizontal bars and parallel bars were installed in the community, and I was very happy, because it was impossible for my aunt to grab the horizontal bars with me! I was about to pull a few pull-ups today, and I saw a group of aunts drying quilts on the horizontal bars and parallel bars.
In the evening, a few brothers went to the lottery station to see the lottery as usual.,There is already a group of lottery friends in the house.,Wait until the lottery time,When the numbers come out,This large group of people still have the usual thighs.,There are tooth flowers.,And scolding the mother.,It's not the winner.。
The son got a duck egg out of nowhere, covered it in his clothes, and threatened to hatch a little life by himself. At first, I thought he was just rising, but I didn't expect to eat and sleep for the next week. I began to worry, and while he was taking a bath, I secretly replaced the eggs with a tender yellow duckling. He pushed the door open, and I said happily, "Your duckling has finally hatched, so cute!" The son was stunned for a moment, and then cried: "Where did my dinosaur eggs go?" ”
I was telling my daughter a story at night, and suddenly my stomach hurt, so I hurriedly ran to the toilet, and then collapsed and covered my stomach and came out, and continued to tell the story, without saying a word, I ran to the toilet again, and I felt like I had a cold and diarrhea. . . My daughter was frightened, looked at me and said, "I'm sorry Mommy, I shouldn't have given you snacks!" I tasted bad and vomited, I stepped on it, and I didn't see it bad before I stuffed it into your mouth!!
I was scratched in the face by my half-year-old daughter, and my wife frequently urged me to go to the hospital. I said, "I don't care about that." The wife said, "But I care about my reputation." ”
In the morning, a handsome guy in the same class received a bouquet of roses, and the whole class began to coax, some people said that they were full of affection, and some people said that the beautiful women chased after them. I looked at the dude for a while. Suddenly, he patted his head and said: The consignee and the sender have filled in the opposite direction. (New skill, next time you can pretend to be forced like this.) ）
My son took the exam every month, and his mother asked him: How did he do in the exam? My son said, "Okay, the teachers have praised me!" Mom happily asked, "Really?" How did the teacher praise you? The son said: The teacher said that our class was very good in this test, some were good at Chinese, some were good at mathematics, some were good at English, and Xiao Ming had a very good attitude!
Tell my five-year-old son to do his homework at home. I locked the door and went to buy salt. On the way home, I met my son playing with children. There is only one key. Pull out the son and ask: "How did you come out". Son: "Stupid! Haven't you studied Sima Guang? ”. When I got home, I saw that only the glass door was left with the frame......
On the first blind date, I introduced ourselves to the girl after meeting each other, and both parties were quite satisfied. As he was talking, the matchmaker said: You two go to the back room to talk! I was nervous, I could see that she was also very shy, she got up and walked in front, I followed her, as soon as I entered the room, I don't know if I was braindead or cheap, I actually locked the door......
On the way to supper after playing billiards with several friends, my husband had a stomachache and went to find a toilet on the way. A friend said: Hurry up, a carload of people is going to have a supper, and they are all waiting for you to.