Today I was eating at a river noodle restaurant in the North Second Ring Road, and I saw that the boss was a couple in their fifties, and a pregnant woman was cleaning up the tables and chairs. The eldest brother suddenly asked, "Boss, this is your daughter-in-law, right?" Hostess: "How do you know?" The eldest brother said, "If it's a daughter, how can she get pregnant and come out to help..."
There was no money in my pocket that day, I went to the ATM to withdraw money, I went in and found a mobile phone on it, and after I got it in my hand, my aunt called after a while, and I left a phone call after I went back, and then she introduced me to an object, and now she is my mother-in-law.
What is the generation gap? Generation gap 1: It's that you put on new clothes, walk around in front of your mother and say: Mom, do you have a fan? My mother glanced at it and said, "Yes, in the pot, you can serve it yourself...... Generation gap 2: Daughter: Dad, do you have WeChat? Father: If you have the prestige of fart, your mother has the final say. Generation gap three: The grandson said to grandma: Grandma, will you download it? Grandma is on fire: I won't give birth, where is your father from?
My cousin is in his thirties, introverted, diligent and capable, someone else introduced a girlfriend, went to the woman's house for the first time, was nervous, inexperienced, so he helped with housework, wiped the floor and cleaned up the house, and as a result, the girl's father's private money was cleaned up, causing a big war......
A colleague in the office usually has nothing to do like QQ on the landlord, but recently no fight, I asked him why, he said that day just bought 200,000 happy beans to go to the high power field, the local owner took a good card, the last time the double king fried 4 3, is preparing to out 4 3, the network card, when he reconnected, there are 3 3 left in his hand.
Yesterday when I got home from work, I ate dumplings at home, I always felt that there was a routine here, sure enough, I took the dumplings and tasted them, without salt, so I poured some vinegar, added some salt to it, and then ate it with relish, my wife was at a loss, and said: I forgot to put salt, you can eat it, it seems that I am really hungry. I thought to myself, if I don't eat it, you'll have to lose my temper again, how am I still messing around at home, saving my life is important, and nothing else
My husband has 1,900 yuan in his wallet. His wife said to him, "I'll round it up for you." My husband happily said, "Okay." And then, and then she took 900...
My best friend, who has nothing to talk about, confided in me and said that some time ago, I lost several pairs of underwear in a row. I advised her to change her house and rent that kind of place, which was really unsafe. She shook her head firmly: No need to be so troublesome, I don't wear underwear now, won't it be over! I......
Today, my friend accompanied me to withdraw money, took out 3,000, and all the money I took out was new money, 30 consecutive numbers, and my friend told me to keep it, 30 times is not easy to get, maybe it will appreciate in the future, and then, I agreed with my friend's point of view, strode to the ATM, and deposited the money back. Fortunately, it was saved back, otherwise it would not have appreciated in the future.
This morning, my daughter-in-law gently woke me up and said, "Do you see any difference between me today?" Then gently, I stroked my belly, and I chuckled in my heart, daughter-in-law, you are pregnant again, daughter-in-law glared at me, what are you pregnant? I'm touching my stomach to tell you that I'm hungry, and you don't want me to cook right away