Height 1.65 meters, dark skin, small eyes, 35-year-old older men looking for a partner conditions: girls are required to be more than 1.68 meters tall, white skin, big eyes, and double eyelids. Because these are the shortcomings of boys, finding a girl with beautiful skin and white skin to marry just to change the genes of the offspring. In addition, girls are required not to wear makeup, not to spend money indiscriminately, to be able to run a house, and to do housework, because their monthly salary is only 4000!
After listening to this man's request for a mate, the staff almost kicked him out! Matchmaker: You picture girls who are beautiful and have a good figure, so what do other girls want about you? Do you just want to say that I will be good to you?
My best friend Xiao Yang, opened a single-off service club, passed by occasionally today, went to the club to see her, and coincidentally witnessed a man who came to register the marriage and love conditions prescribed by the information, the whole process is very funny and embarrassing.
I went to run errands this afternoon, and when I came back, I happened to pass by my girlfriend's shop, so I stopped by to buy refreshments and went to see her.
It was nearly six o'clock in the afternoon when I arrived, and we were chatting over tea. There were a few staff members sorting through the information in front of the computer.
At this time, a man came to the store. When you come to the single-off service club, you are either a parent who is looking for a partner for your child, or a person who needs to find a partner.
The man who witnessed it, in his 30s, may have come to register his marriage and love information himself.
Xiao Yang motioned to the staff to receive him, but the man asked the staff directly, are you Sister Yang, the matchmaker?
The staff said: "I am a staff member of our club, you can tell me your needs, and I will take you to register the information later." ”
When the man heard this, he immediately said: "Let's not talk, I was introduced by a friend, and I specially found Sister Yang, the matchmaker." ”
Xiao Yang walked over and introduced himself and led the boy to the service area.
This man is very straightforward, he introduced himself and said that his surname was Zhou, he was introduced by a friend, Sister Yang's success rate in finding a partner here is relatively high, and he came here.
He was a little dissatisfied and said, "How can you let an ordinary staff member receive me?" ”
Xiao Yang smiled and said, "Our staff here are very professional, you can communicate with them if you have any needs, I am not the same." ”
Then, Xiao Yang handed Xiao Zhou a bottle of water and motioned for him to sit down and talk.
Xiao Zhou took the water and said bluntly: "Sister Yang, why do I have so much trouble finding a partner?" Those relatives and friends around me have no one to introduce me now;
I heard that the success rate of your single here is relatively high, so I came to you, you must introduce me to a satisfactory one, but I put my last hope on you. ”
In order to create a relaxed atmosphere, Xiao Yang smiled and said, "Then I have a lot of responsibility, I don't know if I can do it, let's talk about your requirements for finding a partner." ”
Xiao Zhou was also happy, he said bluntly: "Sister Yang, you see that my own conditions are a little poor, and my height is not up to standard, only more than one meter six." ”
Xiao Yang said that this is normal, the body is given by parents, and we can't change it, but these are not all obstacles to finding a partner.
Xiao Zhou said: "Don't look at me short, but I have a high IQ, isn't there a saying that what is concentrated is the essence." ”
Xiao Yang didn't speak, and Xiao Zhou continued: "I'm a little short, but I want to find a girl with a relatively tall stature, at least taller than me, such a combination can change the genes of our family's offspring." ”
This also seems to have some truth, Xiao Yang said: "It's not wrong for you to have this kind of thought, please continue, what other requirements do you have?" ”
Xiao Zhou continued: "You see, I look average, my skin is still a little dark, my eyes are a little small, and I still have a single eyelid;
In order to avoid these defects, the girl I want to find should have white skin, big eyes, and double eyelids, and they all say that their son is like a mother, and they will be more handsome when they give birth to a son in the future. You have a lot of resources here, and there will definitely be girls who meet my qualifications. ”
Xiao Yang said that let him finish talking about all his needs and then see if there were any girls who matched the conditions, so he motioned for him to continue.
Xiao Zhou said: "I don't like the kind of woman who loves vanity and likes to spend money, the girl I want to find must be diligent, can run a house, and can live;
Because I don't earn much salary, and my work is very hard, girls can't spend my money indiscriminately, and I don't want the kind of girls who like to wear makeup, wear lipstick every day, and have long nails;
I heard that a girl's lipstick is a few hundred years bigger, and besides, it is not good to do housework with long nails, and the boys in our family have no tradition of doing housework. ”
Xiao Yang said: "You are quite pragmatic, and it is not wrong to have this kind of thinking, ordinary people just want to live an ordinary life." However, what do you think a girl with such conditions marries you, what does she want from you? ”
Xiao Zhou suddenly became excited, he said: "If there is such a girl marrying me, I will definitely be good to her, first of all, she will not be beaten and angry, and the salary I earn will also be handed over to her, so that she can realize the freedom of financial management!" ”
Xiao Zhou's words were arrogant, and Xiao Yang asked him, "What is your monthly income?" ”
Xiao Zhou said: "My monthly salary is 4,200, which is normal in our local area, but my family has money, and my family has two demolition houses. ”
No wonder Xiao Zhou said that he was wealthy, and it turned out that his family was a demolition household.
Xiao Yang asked again: "Then are your parents working or retiring now?" How many siblings do you have? ”
Xiao Zhou said: We are from the urban village, my parents did not work, they were farming a few years ago, and now they are idle at home when they are older, and I have a younger brother and a younger sister;
My brother and sister are still in school, they will get married in the future, and my parents will also have to support their old age, so the family's money cannot go to me, and my parents have the final say. ”
"What is your age and what year were you born?" Xiao Yang asked again.
Xiao Zhou replied: "I am 35 years old this year, and I am not too young. Sister Yang, see if you can hurry up and introduce me to a good girl, my parents are urging me to hold their grandson. ”
Xiao Yang smiled: "Young man, you are 35 years old and haven't figured it out?" I may be about to disappoint you, these requirements of yours, and the girls I register here do not meet the requirements of you. ”
Xiao Zhou stood up all of a sudden and said a little excitedly: "I don't believe it, is my condition high?" You don't want to find me, do you? There are so many girls here, there will always be someone for me. Sister Yang, don't worry, as long as you introduce me successfully, I will give you a big red envelope as a thank you gift when you get married. ”
Xiao Yang had no choice but to tell the truth: "Xiao Zhou, I'm sorry, I really don't have that ability, I don't have that ability, I'm a human being, not a god, I'm not a wishing tree, I can't mess up the mandarin duck spectrum!" ”
If someone else heard this, they would definitely understand what was going on, but Xiao Zhou seemed to be still self-absorbed, and he opened the picture on his phone for us to see.
The pictures are all those beautiful women with white skin and long legs, he pointed to those pictures and said, "Sister Yang, you can find me according to the standards of these girls in the pictures." ”
Xiao Yang didn't say anything out of professional politeness, Xiao Zhou walked to the staff and said: I'll send you the information, you can help me register, and I'll invite you to eat candy when the time comes!
After Xiao Zhou did the information registration, he left satisfied.
As an ordinary observer, I can't help but want to say: Do people have to be self-aware? This guy is simply a person with no self-awareness!
I think that dealing with people is a kind of value exchange, you want girls to be beautiful and have a good figure, so what do other girls want you? Do I just want you to say a word, and I will be good to you?
In fact, in marriage and love, both men and women should understand that while you ask for others, you must also consider what you can give each other!
Do you think such a boy can find a partner?
(Author's statement: All my works are the original debut of Toutiao, and the whole network has been opened to protect rights, and the handling must be investigated!) ）
Some of the pictures are from the Internet, and they were invaded and deleted.
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