Anyone who reads this news will wonder, can an academician write an article in his lifetime? Later, I learned that the academician's original words were "Lao Tzu wrote an article in his life", and didn't Lao Tzu write a Tao Te Ching in his life in the Spring and Autumn Period. The ridiculous editor thought that "Lao Tzu" was an uncivilized term here, so he cleverly changed it to "me", which made this oolong.
A colleague of mine changed the gas tank, and he asked the worker who changed the gas tank why it smelled of gas. The worker lay down and looked at it, but before he could see it clearly, he lit the lighter, and the result was also a bang. My colleague and the worker were burned all over their bodies, and the situation was similar to this.
The eldest brother was right, he didn't call, he was answering the phone. But how pale is this quibble.
The land of the ancestors, not an inch of land can be lost. It's not an island, it's a face.
This is a serious 800 smashing field. Wealth is bold and courageous. I think of a break that a mouse and a cat fall in love.
It's just a matter of being fed. When I was a child, my father and I lived in a hotel in Kaifeng, and the two old men next door fought, just because an old man from the Northeast was named the other old man from Hebei as the old king. The old man in Hebei said that the Northeast scolded him, and the old man in the Northeast said that our Gazi is called that.
This is the modern version of self-casting, and he chose this auspicious number to give credit to his uncle.
It's a coincidence that no book is written, and the police are clever enough.
When I was a child, someone set up a street stall for 2 yuan to sing a song. A person paid 10 yuan to sing 5 songs, and ended up singing 2 songs. The stall owner returned the money to the man, saying I don't want your money anymore, you don't want to sing, you sang all the people who listened to the song and ran away. The man insisted on finishing the song, and the two of them almost fought.
It is estimated that this robber is foreign. When the foreign banks saw the robbery, they did not resist at all, so it was not clear whether it was an avocado or a grenade.
In ancient times, it was referred to as a deer as a horse, and now there is a yellow dog dyed black. This dyed dog, did he see his friend more kindly?
The thief has a talent for pancakes, he must be itchy, and he sneaked into the pancake stand when he wanted to spread pancakes, and stealing money was just incidental.
This really looks like a movie plot.
13-year-old, drank so much alcohol. It seems that not only does alcohol not dispel sorrow, but it may also be poisoned.
I couldn't help laughing, if you don't have the economic strength of the boss, don't learn the actions of the boss. After the boss kisses, give the girl a house, what can you give?
At the age of 26, he can't be considered a bear child. I want to send the old man away in advance.
At first, I thought he was trying to send the whole alley away, but later I found out that he was trying to send the whole village away. There was no one to be found at the dinner table now.
I don't really understand this. In layman's terms, is it a technique that uses a stethoscope to listen to the sound of the engine turning to determine engine failure?
This is a study of how the ancients chose crickets, raised crickets, and fought crickets.
Isn't it really a waste of money to study how chicks hatch from hard-boiled eggs? If he succeeds, I can bring Peking duck back to life.
Forgive me for my short-sightedness, I really don't understand what quantum entanglement has to do with acupuncture. Is it stuck in the buttocks, but the head feels pain, thus forming a quantum entanglement.
I read this paper that examines the relationship between the president's face and the bank's efficiency. It occurred to me that if I chose a donkey to be the president, wouldn't it be the most profitable? After all, the donkey's face is long enough.
The world is so strange that it's no wonder we can't understand it.
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