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Text: No. 6 Optimist
Editor|No. 6 Optimist
What if you have a troublesome neighbor? Netizen: I saw a pig lying on her body directly!
1. "After three years of decoration noise, I tried to negotiate harmoniously, and in the end, I could only use earplugs and Chinese medicine to get a good night's sleep."
2. "It's not smoke bomb training, it's just a neighborhood enjoying a smoker rally in the hallway in the winter."
3. "There is a 24-hour murmur studio upstairs, and the quality of sleep is directly diving."
4. "The old man next door has such an avant-garde taste in movies that even a pig can go on stage."
5. "Attempts at friendly communication have failed, and neighbors insisting on their way of life are deafening to the limit."
6. "The neighbor's aunt's morning scolding on the street is more punctual than the alarm clock, but unfortunately it doesn't have a snooze function."
7. "The children's version of 'Home Repair' was so effective that we decided to close our doors."
8. "At first, it was food sharing, but then the kids used my house as a playground and had to lock the door."
9. "The upstairs watering the flowers is unique, the plants get water, and my clothes get mud."
10. "The morning exercise program upstairs is 'cough 1,000 times,' which makes sure you wake up earlier than the sun."
11. "Recording songs requires sound reduction, from good neighbors to difficult neighbors, and the volume buttons are out of control."
12. "Red wine turns into sleeping pills, late at night becomes short dreams, and the new hairstyle is called 'Pillow Red'."
13. "Knock on the ceiling and remind upstairs: 'Your joy, my nightmare.'" "
14. "The neighbors always want to make trouble, and make it clear that the movement at night is not my stand-up comedy."
15. "A child's night cry becomes a violent serenade, and my ears are listeners, not stethoscopes."
16. "I was wrongly accused of making night noise, only to find out that my neighbor had an auditory hallucination plug-in in his ear."
17. "A good neighbor is like a family member, but annoying a neighbor brings endless 'battles.'"
18. "After failing to negotiate with a stubborn neighbor, the 'snake strategy' was adopted, one was not enough, and two more."
19. "Upstairs at night moving and doing weightlifting, not only did I make the planks dance, but it also shattered my sleep."
20. "Moving has become the norm, and every time you look for peace, you are always defeated by the neighborhood midnight show."
21. "Newborn babies are asked not to cry at night, and the professionalism of the teacher's neighbor seems to have only taken half a class."
22. "Downstairs in the sound impairment test, if the child moves a little, there will be a wall percussion."
23. "Executives and military personnel can't handle late-night freestyle upstairs, culture and quality are not tied here."
24. "I was wronged by a neighbor and had sex so loudly that my single dog said that it was very innocent, and finally had to sell my house and escape."
25. "The neighbor sings in the middle of the night, and tries to mediate the property, and the result is a brief quiet followed by a replay of the old song."
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