A year-end summary of the soul of a middle-aged college teacher

Dear leaders and teachers,

Hello everyone.

I am Yang Erping, an excellent university teacher, after a year of project establishment and research, I think that last year's year-end summary was too hasty and too late, did not fully reflect my true level, and did not leave time to revise the manuscript. At present, there are still two months to new year's day, I spent two weeks to carefully make up for the regret that the manuscript could not be modified, my summary is as follows, please consider:

1. The past year is a year of progress, a year of harvest, as far as academic research is concerned, a total of 11 submissions, 8 times of previous years, 3 times of this year's draft, 9 times of rejection, twice, the whole world celebrates, and the joy of Pu Ben. Pay the layout fee once.

2. In terms of teaching, undergraduate students are given 80 times of classes, teaching classes are conscientious and responsible, mainly lectures, supplemented by films, combined with lectures and releases, and the teaching effect is better. Students applauded 10 times after class, quietly 11 times after class, because students wore headphones in class and sulked 30 times, worried that students would not do anything 23 times, and talked about themselves once.

3. Give 32 lectures to graduate students, give lectures in indignation 15 times, give lectures with bitterness 10 times, give lectures without hitting one place, and give lectures with great joy 1 time.

4. Draw the focus 0 times, worry that the student will fail many times.

5. In response to the call of the college to proctor 25 times, he was honored as a typical representative of the college proctoring to get rich, and the invigilation utilization efficiency was relatively high, with an average of 5,000 paces per game, and the mobile distance ranked first among the teachers in the college.

6. Make-up exam proctoring once, there are two invigilators and a make-up boy in the exam room, and the boy has 135 hemp on his face.

7. Work attitude is serious and rigorous, fill in the teaching plan, textbook selection form, teaching plan, subject declaration, subject loose-leaf, transcript, examination paper analysis form and other forms 30 times, including 29 times in paper version, 30 times in electronic version, and 0 times in medium subject.

8. Participate in an academic conference with more than 1,000 people once, a meeting of 100 people twice, a meeting of dozens of people 10 times, speak on the table 7 times, and quarrel with others once.

9. 12 lectures abroad, 2 lectures of more than 1500 yuan, twice of lectures on the profession, and 10 times of traditional culture that has nothing to do with the profession.

10. Successfully applied for a publishing fund of 30,000 yuan once, and spent 50,000 yuan to publish a book once.

11. Talk to the young teacher about life once and doubt life 3 times.

12. Revise the student's thesis 15 times and do not want to live 13 times.

13. Accept gifts from students 3 times, check whether you have accepted bribes 3 times according to the relevant legal provisions, and give back gifts to students twice after checking.

14. There were 0 teaching accidents, 13 dreams of teaching accidents, and 365 times of worrying about teaching accidents.

15. Went to the Finance Office 25 times to report the accounts, trained the Finance Department teacher 10 times, and was trained by the Finance Teacher 12 times. The remaining 3 times the financial office audited the accounts, did not go to work, and apologized twice after education criticism.

16. Drink 15 times, get drunk 5 times, brag 3 times after drinking, and think that you are a professor, doctoral supervisor, and Yangtze River scholar once after drinking.

17. 5 dinners with undergraduates, 3 times because of the image of teachers, 9 dinners with graduate students, 3 times bragging, 2 times of eating and bracing, 1 time of singing with graduates, and 1 time of dislike because of out-of-tune.

18. Held group meetings 18 times for the graduate students brought by the institute, and was cute 12 times, shocked 3 times, beautiful to 2 times, and gased 1 time.

19. Be helpful and mediate 5 male and female friends disputes for students and break up with students 5 times.

20. Argue according to reason, quarrel 8 times, quarrel with students 3 battles and win all 3 battles, quarrel with leaders 1 win and 1 draw, and quarrel with wife 3 battles are lost.

21. Twice a month, the wife is suspected of being paid less, once, once, and scolded again.

22. Tutored her daughter to write her homework twice, beat her twice, she did not accept it, complained twice, and her grandmother beat me twice and scolded me 4 times.

23. Go to bed once before 10 p.m., go to bed 135 times after 12 o'clock, soak goji berries in a thermos cup 5 times, soak ginseng tablets 3 times, and eat gunpowder 24 times.

24. The college held 29 regular meetings, watched the leader in a daze 28 times, slept once, and was named and criticized once.

25. Speak 15 times in the College WeChat group, see others like, but do not know why, so they also followed the like 55 times.

26. Worry that students will not be able to write their graduation thesis 20 times, and worry that students will not be able to send out enough papers 25 times.

27. Send a circle of friends 35 times and like a leader, colleague or potential project reviewer 345 times.

28. The student did not dare to call the student's name 128 times when greeting, shouted the wrong student's name 5 times, and chatted with student A for half an hour before suddenly discovering that it was student B.

29. Insisted on exercising, under the guidance of the logistics master, hit the tree 100 times a day, insisted on 231 days, and then was dissuaded by the school security guard on the grounds that the tree had tilted, and then changed to hit the iron railing next to the playground, and went to the school hospital to see the shoulder once.

30. Go out to buy vegetables 5 times, and negotiate the price once.

31. Watch football twice and swear twice.

Sincerely

salute

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