I don't know, have you ever been amused (mad) by a child's composition?
Children's homework is always read and updated. Looking at other people's children's homework is a story, and watching your own children's homework is an accident.
All in all, since I read my child's homework, I am in good spirits!
Especially a father, in his son's composition, he found something terrible. The teacher was stunned and dared to call her mother alone.
I don't know, is this a tragedy or a comedy?
Good luck, kid.
And this little friend, the uncle next door to your house, is the uncle we understand?
Some fathers watched the blood pressure elevation series, and some mothers watched the want to hit series.
For example, this child, who used his eyes to make sentences, actually beat his mother to death.
You do this, does your mother know?
There is also this child, with just a few numbers, he vividly describes the glorious image of his mother who is strong, capable, and mighty.
It seems that this beating was not in vain, and it is still fresh in your memory.
Looking at a child's essay, you guessed the beginning, but you can never guess the end.
For example, this one, at first it was a moving Chinese film, then it became a horror film, then it slowly turned into a thriller, and finally it returned to a warm family film.
This ups and downs, ups and downs, child, watching one of your essays is more exciting than watching ten movies.
In the eyes of a thousand children, there are a thousand mothers.
In the eyes of this child, his mother is really real and cute:
Mom's double eyelids are made in the store, she is tall and fat, with thick and long legs, and she always says that she wants to lose weight, but she can't lose it, not because she eats too much.
Child, my mother will burst into tears after reading it: "Have I eaten your rice?"
Netizens laughed after watching it, and shouted to their mothers, can this child still have it?
Some people compare their mothers to little fairies, and some compare them to flowers, but this is the first time I have seen my child, when you say that "your mother barks like a dog."
Mom is in a hurry like this, it seems that she is really anxious.
Finally, it was a good time to show filial piety, so the child happily wished his parents a happy holiday.
Children, mom and dad may feel that they are happy a little early.
Use "rely on" to form a sentence, this sentence is fine, but I just feel a little wrong.
Child, did Dad offend you?
Rephrase "It's very quiet in the classroom" into an exaggeration.
Child, the teacher made you exaggerate, but he didn't let you exaggerate so much!
Fill in the sentence "What is what?"
The child sent out a soul torture question: "Am I human?" "Are you a human being, don't you know yourself?" Could it be that you came to this world and have other tasks?
You remind me of another child's sentence: "I am a donkey." ”
Mom was stunned: "Who said you were a donkey?"
"Grandpa said I was a donkey. ”
"Do you want a younger sibling?"
Seeing the truth of this child, Mom and Dad didn't know how to answer.
It can be seen that your family has a lot of property, otherwise you wouldn't have been worried about it for so long.
The above one is still relatively obscure, and the child below is even more wealthy. I have money, I have a car, what grapes do I want?
What would you do if you planted potatoes and ended up losing money?
What else can I do, change careers.
Recognize the reality, seek truth from facts, stop losses in time, and don't drill the horns, child, you will be a manufacturable material in the future!
Do you see the wishes that this legend wants to express?
I saw it, I saw it, I really saw it!
With "One ...... ...... "Write a sentence, kid, your "bucket of instant noodles" is really amazing, I can't even think of any other sentences.
When we look at the children's homework, we may sometimes burst into laughter, sometimes crying and laughing.
The children's minds are innocent, and their words are direct and innocent, ranging from unscrupulous fairy tales to whimsy and sometimes even hilarious gibberish.
As parents, our role is to guide and educate slowly.
By increasing your child's reading, you will not only help them broaden their knowledge, but also improve their ability to express their thoughts.
As the accumulation of reading content increases, children will become more comfortable with their homework.
Seeing these interesting assignments, I don't know, which one makes you smile?
Have you ever encountered a child's homework that makes you cry and laugh?
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