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It was about 9 o'clock one night in mid-May 1981. The loudspeaker of the regimental headquarters stationed in Jiuquan Rocket Artillery Regiment sounded a deafening emergency assembly call.
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The military order was like a mountain, and the dormitories of the battalions and companies below also quickly sounded the whistle of an emergency assembly. The company commanders gathered their teams and hurried to their battalion assembly sites, and the battalion commanders quickly organized their entire battalion teams and ran to the regiment's assembly sites.
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A regiment had three battalions in addition to the battalion headquarters. The battalion commanders took their own teams and ran to the regimental assembly point, where they reported to the regimental attendants about the situation of their battalion's assembled personnel, and the regimental commanders all gave a normal order to "ask the troops to rest and stand by."
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However, when he arrived at the commander of the third battalion, the regimental officer on duty did not reply to the report of the commander of the third battalion, nor did he reply to the command of "please rest and stand by in place".
一个火箭炮团，近千名官兵。 They were all waiting for the regimental attendant to give an order to the commander of the third battalion, but the regimental attendant just did not give an order for all the three battalions to "ask the troops to stand by". 全团官兵的目光也都聚焦在了这三营长的身上，不明白三营长怎么就得罪了这团值班员，看来这位团值班员是在有意“凉”这位三营长，三营长也纳闷了。
Suddenly, the regimental attendant said to the commander of the third battalion:
"Comrade Third Battalion Commander: You brought the troops over, but what about your own belt?"
这时三营长一愣，在场的全团官兵更是一片哄笑。 It turned out that the three battalion commanders brought the troops over and forgot to tie their belts. 难怪这团值班员这次要有意难为这位三营长了，这是让三营长以后注意呢。 因为团值班员一会儿还要向自己的团首长报告，如果连下面带队的营长都军容不整，那团首长要是怪罪起他来，他连回话的理由都没有。
The armed belt that is tied around the waist during the performance of tasks in peacetime is called a belt, which is different from the belt that is traditionally spoken of in the local tradition. At this time, he heard the third battalion commander reply in a loud voice:
“报告团值班员：我的腰带在79年自卫反击战中遗失，至今尚没找回，请指示！”
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听到这个回答，全团上下官兵无不为三营长的机智回答而震惊。 你团值班员说我未扎腰带军容不整，我要顺着你回答我这次是忘扎腰带了，那不是就坐实了我的军容不整的事实了吗？你要让我回去再找腰带回来报告，那全团官兵还不笑话死我。 我回答“我前年在参加自卫反击战中腰带遗失至今尚未找到”那团值班员就是要我去找腰带，总不能让我去敌对国家去找吧，这样也正好堵住团值班员的嘴。
At this time, the regimental attendant replied:
"Please ask the third battalion commander to stand by and rest!"
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刚刚还因团集合三营长报告时因军容不整而引发充满火药味的一场对话，却因三营长那这一句的机智巧妙的回答而瞬间烟消云散。
从此三营长这段机智巧妙的回答问题的迅速口才也传遍了全火箭炮团。
(This story is provided by Yang Yaojie, a veteran and former comrade-in-arms of the rocket artillery battalion)
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