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When I found out that he had eaten all my favorite chocolates as snacks and did not forget to leave the empty box for a "demonstration".
That day, he actually hid his dirty socks under the bed, thinking that I couldn't find them, what a real underestimate of me!
Actually used my cream to polish shoes, do you think this husband can still have it?
I forgot my birthday, but I remembered the update date of his game, which is really "well-intentioned"!
I talked to him about the matter for the night, and he actually responded to me: "Oh, then you can drink more water." ”
I found out that he secretly used my mask, and he also said confidently, "Men also need to take care of it"!
I shared the joy of pregnancy with him, but he asked me, "Then we can't play games?"
The light bulb at home was broken, and he actually took a flashlight and tied it to his head, calling himself a "new invention of energy conservation and environmental protection"!
When I was sick and lying in bed, he was playing games next to me, and asked me from time to time, "Do you want to play a game together?"
Valentine's Day gave me a plastic flower, saying that I can keep it forever, and I am also drunk with this straight man thinking.
I just did the hairstyle, and he took a look at it and said, "How did you become the golden lion king?"
When I shared a picture of me wearing a new dress, he said, "Well, the dress is good, it shows your thin legs." "And then there was no follow-up!
He asked him to accompany me shopping, and he actually brought a folding chair and said that he wanted to "go shopping scientifically and rest when you are tired".
I asked him if I looked good in this dress, and he looked at it carefully and said, "The clothes are very good, but it's a bit of a waste to wear them." ”
I asked him to wash the dishes after cooking, and he actually piled them all in the dishwasher and went out to play!
went to the movies with him, and he actually explained the plot next to him, as if he was a movie critic.
I quarreled with him, and he actually took out his mobile phone and started recording, saying that he wanted to "record historical moments".
I asked him to take a picture of me, and he photographed me as a 1.5 meter dwarf.
He put ice cream on my tail bone and laughed that it was a "chilled tail bone therapy".
I bought a pair of high heels, and he took one look and said, "Are you sure you're not stepping on bricks?"
When he asked him to help choose a lipstick color, he actually chose a fluorescent green, saying that this way I could sparkle at night.
I shared a funny video with him, and he watched it and asked me, "Where's the laugh?"
I bought a new dress, and he said, "Are you sure it's not the curtains?"
He used my cleanser as toothpaste and complained, "Why doesn't this toothpaste foam?"
I asked him what he ate at night, and he said, "Eat air, zero fat and zero calories." ”
I asked him if he looked good in a new dress, and he looked at him and said, "Are you sure you're wearing it backwards?"
When I shared my work achievements with him, he said, "Can you get a raise?"
He put a fake cockroach in the house to scare me, and I was so scared that I screamed, and he was laughing next to me.
I bought potted flowers and put them at home, and he said, "Are you sure this isn't grass?"
Asked him to do the laundry, he washed my white shirt with jeans, and as a result, the shirt turned blue.
I went to a party with him, and he actually shouted "wife" in the crowd, which embarrassed me.
I bought a new scarf, and he took one look and said, "Are you sure it's not Hada?"
He wiped the table with my cotton pad and said it would be both clean and maintainable.
I shared a touching story with him about how he actually snored next to him.
I asked him which dress I looked good on, and he said, "It's the same, you look good in whatever you wear anyway." Although this sounds sweet, I don't give any constructive advice!
Asked him to cook, he made the kitchen look like a battlefield and called himself a "master chef".
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