Ventriloquist (joke)
It is said that in a small town in ancient times, there was a ventriloquist surnamed Zhao and his name was Apu. This Zhao Apo has a unique skill, that is, he can imitate all kinds of sounds, as if they come from heaven, which is breathtaking. Every time the people in the town heard Zhao Apu's performance, they all laughed and praised it.
On this day, Zhao Apu was invited to perform at the home of Li Yuanwai, a big family in the town. Li Yuanwai was hospitable, specially prepared delicious food and wine, and invited relatives and friends to watch it together.
Zhao Apu walked to the front of the hall, bowed his hand, then cleared his throat and began his performance. He first imitated the barking of chickens and dogs, and the sound was realistic, as if there was really a group of chickens and dogs playing in front of the hall. Then, he imitated the wind blowing the leaves and the rain hitting the plantains, and the sound was like a heavenly sound, which was refreshing.
Everyone was fascinated by what they heard, and Li Yuanwai nodded again and again, full of praise. At this moment, Zhao Apu suddenly stopped performing, looked embarrassed, and said, "Everyone, Xiao Ke has something to ask for." ”
Li Yuanwai hurriedly asked, "What is the matter with Mr. Zhao?" ”
Zhao Apu sighed and said, "When Fang Cai was performing, he suddenly felt hungry in his stomach, and I don't know if I can give some food?"
Li Yuanwai laughed when he heard this, and hurriedly ordered someone to take a plate of chicken legs and put it in front of Zhao Apu. Zhao Ah saw the chicken leg, a trace of joy flashed in his eyes, and then he picked up a chicken leg and gnawed it in a big gulp.
gnawing and gnawing, Zhao Apu suddenly stopped, his face was embarrassed, and said, "Everyone, Xiao Ke still has something to ask for." ”
Everyone was curious, and Li Yuanwai asked, "What's the matter with Mr. Zhao?"
Zhao Apu said with a bitter face: "When Xiao Ke ate chicken legs, he accidentally bit his tongue and it hurt badly. I wonder if I can ask a young lady to come forward and blow it for Xiao Ke?"
As soon as these words came out, everyone in the hall immediately burst into laughter. Li Yuanwai also leaned back with a smile, pointed at Zhao Apu and said, "You ventriloquist, you are really a living treasure!"
At this moment, Li Yuanwai's youngest daughter, named Wan'er, stood up shyly and said, "Since Mr. Zhao has a request, Wan'er is willing to blow it for Mr. ”
Wan'er walked up to Zhao Apu and blew lightly. Zhao Apu pretended to be in unbearable pain and said, "Thank you, Miss, Miss Wan'er's tone is really like a spring breeze, and Xiao Ke's tongue suddenly doesn't hurt." ”
Everyone laughed again, and Wan'er also blushed, and said angrily: "Mr. Zhao is really good at making fun of people." ”
Zhao Apu smiled and said: "Miss, don't be weird, Xiao Ke is here to make everyone laugh." Since the young lady blew a sigh for Xiao Ke, Xiao Ke couldn't accept this favor in vain. As he spoke, he opened his mouth and imitated Wan'er's tone, and the voice was tactful and soft, as if Wan'er was really speaking.
Everyone in the hall was dumbfounded, and Wan'er covered her mouth in surprise. Seeing this, Zhao Agui laughed and said, "Everyone, that's all for today's performance. I hope you all have a good laugh and have fun!"
After speaking, Zhao Apu bowed his hand and turned to leave. The people who stayed in the hall were still reminiscing about his wonderful ventriloquist and humorous performance.
Since then, Zhao's reputation has become even louder, and his ventriloquist performances have become a major event in the town. During the festive season, he can always be seen shuttling in front of the hall, bringing joy to everyone with his unique ventriloquist skills.
And his funny story of imitating Wan'er's tone is also rumored to be a good story, and every time he mentions it, it always causes a burst of laughter.
This is our ventriloquist Zhao Apu, a strange person who uses his voice to interpret joy and humor to light up his life. His story tells us that life is full of laughter, as long as we discover and feel with our hearts, we can find those hilarious and interesting things that make our lives better.
So, what do you understand after reading this joke? Is it Zhao Apu's superb ventriloquism, or his humor? Perhaps, you can better appreciate the joy of life and the joyful interaction between people. In any case, I hope you can face life with an optimistic heart and infect the people around you with a humorous attitude, just like Zhao Apu. Don't miss out on the laughter!