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Father and son are jealous (joke)

author:The Coco story

Father and son are jealous

In the bustling capital, there is a rich family surnamed Li. Li Yuanwai, the owner of the Li family, is nearly fifty years old, but he still maintains the demeanor and courage of his youth. He has a son under his knees, named Li Xiaobao, twenty-eight years old, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, smart and clever, and quite favored by Li Yuanwai.

Although Li Xiaobao is a teenager, he is very assertive and has a somewhat uninhibited style. He often competes with his father and is jealous, especially in front of the daughters in the family. Although Li Yuanwai felt funny, he couldn't do anything about this son, so he could only shake his head and smile bitterly.

One day, the Li family held a birthday banquet and invited celebrities and distinguished guests in the capital to come to the banquet. During the banquet, the sound of silk and bamboo was endless. Li Yuanwai was in a good mood and frequently raised his glass to toast the guests. Li Xiaobao was on the side, sometimes chatting and laughing with the guests, and sometimes performing to help the fun, which attracted praise from everyone.

Father and son are jealous (joke)

After three rounds of drinking, Li Yuanwai was a little drunk, and he couldn't help but feel a little jealous when he saw his son being so showy. He thought to himself: "My son is really getting more and more promising, but I can't let him steal my limelight." So, he stood up, cleared his throat, and said in a loud voice: "Ladies and gentlemen, today is my father's birthday, and although Xiaobao has some talents, it is still far from when my father was young." I think back then, my father was a famous talent in the capital, and he was all good at poetry and songs. ”

Li Xiaobao listened to his father's words, he was not convinced, he smiled slightly, and said: "Father is very right, the child does have many shortcomings. However, the child had one thing to ask his father for. As he spoke, he turned to an elderly guest and asked, "Uncle Zhang, do you know how my father met and fell in love with my mother when he was young?"

When Uncle Zhang heard this, he laughed, stroked his beard, and said, "I know this very well." Back then, Li Yuanwai took a lot of effort to win your mother's heart. ”

When Li Yuanwai heard this, his face couldn't help but flush a little. He secretly said in his heart: "This stinky boy dares to joke about my private affairs." He was about to have a seizure, but saw that Li Xiaobao had already taken the lead, and arched his hand to Uncle Zhang: "Thank you Uncle Zhang for your advice." It seems that my father was also a romantic figure when he was young. ”

Father and son are jealous (joke)

As soon as these words came out, the banquet burst into laughter. Li Yuanwai was made to cry and laugh by his son's words, so he had to shake his head and sigh: "That's it, my son, it's really getting more and more difficult to deal with." ”

After the banquet, the guests dispersed. Li Yuanwai returned to the study and sat down alone to ponder. He remembered the bits and pieces of his time with his wife when he was young, and he couldn't help but feel a sense of tenderness in his heart. He looked up at the window and saw that the moonlight was like water, and he couldn't help but feel emotional.

At this time, Li Xiaobao pushed the door in, and saw his father sitting alone in the study, so he walked over and asked, "Father, what are you thinking?"

Li Yuanwai came back to his senses and saw that it was his son, so he sighed and said, "You kid, you caused me a lot of trouble at the birthday banquet today." ”

Father and son are jealous (joke)

Li Xiaobao said with a smile: "Father's words are wrong. The child just wants the guests to know that our Li family not only has an old talent like you, but also a new talent like the child. Our Li family has a lot of talents. ”

When Li Yuanwai heard this, he couldn't help but laugh dumbly. He shook his head and said, "You kid, you're really getting better at talking. But don't get too complacent. You know, there are people outside of people, and there are heavens outside of heaven. You still have a lot to learn. ”

Li Xiaobao nodded yes, but secretly thought in his heart: "Although my father is an old talent, my child will not admit defeat easily." Someday, the child will show you what I'm really capable of. ”

The father and son looked at each other and smiled, and there was a warm and harmonious atmosphere in the study. Since then, Li Xiaobao has studied harder and made progress, and Li Yuanwai has also appreciated his son's talent and courage more and more. Although they are occasionally jealous, it has become a different kind of fun in their lives.

Father and son are jealous (joke)

Readers and friends, after reading this joke, do you also feel the affection and fun between this father and son? Perhaps, in life, we have also had a similar experience, and the jealousy with our relatives has also enhanced each other's feelings. That's the joy of life, isn't it?