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Grumbling Donkey (joke)

author:Lin Fatzi tells the story

Grumbling donkey

It is said that in a small mountain village far away from the hustle and bustle, there lived a farmer who raised a donkey. This donkey is not ordinary, it is stubborn by nature, often complains, and the people in the village call it "the donkey".

Early in the morning, the farmer wakes up early to prepare for the fields. He walked to the donkey shed and shouted to the donkey, "Donkey, you are going to work hard again today, let's go to the field." ”

When the donkey heard this, he got up and muttered dissatisfiedly, "Ouch, I said master, can't you let me sleep a little longer? ”

Grumbling Donkey (joke)

The farmer couldn't laugh or cry, but he was also accustomed to the whining of the donkey, and he shook his head with a smile, and said, "You fellow, you know how to be lazy." That's it, that's it, I'll put a rope on you, and we'll go." ”

Although the donkey was reluctant, he also knew the temper of his master, so he obediently asked the farmer to put a rope on it, and then followed the farmer out slowly.

Along the way, the donkey whined as he walked. It complains that the soil in the fields is too hard and that its feet hurt when walking, that the sun is too poisonous and makes it dizzy, and that the wildflowers it encounters on the road are too fragrant and distracted. When the farmer heard this, he just smiled and did not bother with it.

When he arrived in the field, the farmer began to get busy, sweating like rain and plowing without stopping. The donkey was grazing leisurely on the sidelines, and every now and then let out a few long sighs, as if he was extremely dissatisfied with such a life.

Grumbling Donkey (joke)

Seeing this, the farmer couldn't help but quip: "Look at you, donkey, you are so leisurely, but you still complain so much. If I had changed to another donkey, I would have been exhausted and out of breath. ”

When the donkey heard this, he raised his head, looked at the farmer with a look of great disdain, and said, "Master, you don't understand the heart of a donkey. I'm not laid-back, I'm enjoying life. Look at you, you're busy all day, tired like something, what's the point?"

When the farmer heard this, he laughed and said, "You fellow, you are really good at talking." Okay, okay, I'll just treat you as if you're enjoying life. But don't forget, you'll have to help me pull the cart home later. ”

When the donkey heard this, he immediately jumped up and shouted, "Pulling the cart? Pulling the cart again? I said master, you can't do it in a different way? ”

Grumbling Donkey (joke)

The farmer laughed, "You guy, you're getting tougher and tougher. Okay, okay, we'll talk about that later. Now you go and graze first. ”

So the donkey ate the grass leisurely again, and every now and then let out a few long sighs, as if feeling unjust about his fate.

And just like that, the day passed quickly. In the evening, the farmer packed up his farming tools and prepared to go home. He walked up to the donkey, patted it on the back, and said, "O donkey, it's time for us to go home." ”

When the donkey heard this, his eyes widened, and he said, "Go home, go home so soon, I haven't had enough." ”

Grumbling Donkey (joke)

The farmer laughed, "You guy, it's really endless. Well, well, just enjoy it a little longer. However, you'll have to push yourself a little bit later when you pull the cart. ”

The donkey pursed his lips and said, "Pull the cart, pull the cart, pull the cart again." I said, Master, can't you think of any other way? I'm a big man, but I'm for pleasure, not for pulling a cart. ”

When the farmer heard this, he couldn't help laughing, and said, "You guy, it's getting more and more interesting. Okay, okay, we'll talk about that later. Now you go and prepare. ”

So the donkey walked slowly to the cart and prepared to pull it home. Along the way, it whined and complained, causing the farmer to laugh incessantly.

Grumbling Donkey (joke)

In this way, the donkey and the farmer talked and laughed all the way home. Although the donkey whined all the way, the farmer felt that having such an interesting donkey by his company added a lot of fun to his life.

What do you understand after reading this joke? Is it the stubbornness and cuteness of the donkey, or the tolerance and humor of the farmer? Perhaps, everyone can find their own fun and resonance in this joke. Like and support, pay attention and don't get lost, thank you for your company!