Abominable Mother-in-law (Joke)
In ancient times, there was a woman named Cuihua, who was born like a flower and was smart and clever, but she married into a family that made her cry and laugh. Her mother-in-law is an extremely eccentric old woman, chattering all day long, and she has to be critical of Cuihua's every move.
On this day, Cuihua was busy in the kitchen, preparing to boil a bowl of nourishing soup for her mother-in-law. She carefully selected the herbs, for fear that something would go wrong. The mother-in-law walked up behind her at some point, squinting at her every move.
"Alas, you girl, why can't you even pick medicinal herbs?" the mother-in-law suddenly opened her mouth, so frightened that Cuihua almost scattered the medicinal herbs on the ground.
Cuihua turned around and said with a smiling face: "Mother-in-law, I have been very careful, these medicinal materials are all selected according to the recipe you gave." ”
But the mother-in-law did not give up, pointed to the medicinal herbs in Cuihua's hand and said: "Look at this, the color is not right, how can you use it? And this, it is too big, and the effect of the medicine will be too strong!"
Cuihua secretly complained in her heart, but she had to be patient and choose again. I finally picked out the herbs and started to boil the soup. The mother-in-law pointed at the side again, saying that the heat was not enough, and that the water was too much.
Cuihua thought to herself: "This mother-in-law is really hateful, she has to be so picky even about making soup." But she had no choice but to swallow her anger and do as her mother-in-law told her.
Finally, the soup was ready. Cuihua cautiously brought it to her mother-in-law, thinking that this time it was finally in line with her mother-in-law's wishes. The mother-in-law only took a sip and frowned.
"Why is this soup so bland, didn't you put salt?" asked the mother-in-law.
Cuihua was stunned for a moment, and thought, "I obviously put salt, how can it be light?" She tasted it, but found that the taste of the soup was indeed a little wrong. It turned out that when she put salt, she accidentally mistook sugar for salt.
Cuihua suddenly blushed, and hurriedly apologized: "Mother-in-law, I'm sorry, I ...... I made a mistake and mistook sugar for salt. ”
When the mother-in-law heard this, she immediately became angry: "You girl, why can't you even tell the difference between salt and sugar?
Cuihua was very aggrieved, but she didn't dare to refute. She could only silently bear the scolding of her mother-in-law, and secretly swore in her heart that she must be more careful in the future and not make such a mistake again.
As the days passed, the "war" between Cuihua and her mother-in-law seemed to be endless. The mother-in-law can always find various reasons to find fault with Cuihua, and Cuihua always tries to endure it, hoping to get her mother-in-law's approval.
On this day, Cuihua was watering flowers in the garden, and her mother-in-law came over again. She looked at the kettle in Cuihua's hand and frowned.
"You girl, why can't you even water the flowers?" said the mother-in-law.
Cuihua was stunned for a moment, thinking, "How could I not do such a simple thing as watering the flowers?" But she still asked patiently: "Mother-in-law, then how should I water it?"
The mother-in-law pointed to the flowers and said, "Look at these flowers, they are all delicate, and they can't be watered with such a big kettle." You should use a small cup and water it little by little, so that the flowers absorb well. ”
Cuihua smiled bitterly in her heart, but she had to do what her mother-in-law told her. She found a small cup and carefully watered each flower. The mother-in-law pointed out on the side, sometimes saying that there was more water here, and sometimes that there was less watering.
Finally, after watering the flowers, Cuihua was already sweating profusely. She thought to herself: "This mother-in-law is really hateful, she has to be picky about such a trivial matter as watering flowers." But she also understands that this is due to her mother-in-law's personality, and she can only try to adapt to it.
The days passed day by day in the "war" between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. Although Cuihua often feels aggrieved and helpless, she also learns to be optimistic and humorous in difficult situations. She knows that life is like this, full of challenges and unsatisfactory, but as long as she can persevere, one day she will usher in a turnaround.
As for the hateful mother-in-law, Cuihua has also learned to look at her pickiness and nagging with a sense of humor. After all, in this world full of ancient style, sometimes humor is the best weapon, which can resolve all embarrassment and contradictions.
You may have laughed out loud reading this. So, what do you understand from this joke? Is it the way of getting along with mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, or the optimism and humor in the face of difficult situations? In any case, I hope this old joke can bring you a touch of relaxation and joy, and let you find a moment of peace and satisfaction in your busy life. Like and support, pay attention and don't get lost, and thank you for accompanying every day!