Ran barefoot
In ancient times, there was a village, and the village name was Li Dazhuang. There is a man named Li Ergou on this Li Dazhuang, although this person is named Ergou, but he looks like a talent, handsome, clear eyebrows, and is even more resourceful and eccentric, and the people in the village are often amused by him.
On this day, Li Ergou was sitting at home, and suddenly heard the noise of gongs and drums outside the door, and the firecrackers rang out. This Wang Xiaobao is Li Ergou's childhood playmate, although he is a gentleman, but the two have a good relationship. When Li Ergou heard this, he quickly got dressed, and rushed to Wang Xiaobao's house, thinking about begging for a cup of wine to drink.
As soon as Li Ergou walked to the door of Wang Xiaobao's house, he saw a group of people gathered there, and it turned out that the team of relatives had returned. The bride sat in a sedan chair, her face covered by a red hijab, revealing only her fair neck and slender fingers, which everyone admired one after another.
Li Ergou squeezed forward and said to Wang Xiaobao with a smile: "Xiaobao, you are really blessed to marry such a beautiful girl!
When Wang Xiaobao heard this, he laughed and said: "Brother Ergou, what are you in a hurry, when you enter the door later, I will naturally let you see enough!"
While speaking, the greeting team has arrived at the door of Wang Xiaobao's house. Wang Xiaobao hurriedly ordered the bride to be helped off the sedan chair and prepared to enter the church. At this moment, a sudden gust of wind blew, blowing so that everyone could not open their eyes. When the wind stopped, everyone was surprised to find that the bride's red hijab was gone!
The bride was so ashamed that her face was flushed, and she was busy covering her face with her hands, not daring to see anyone. Wang Xiaobao was also in a hurry, not knowing what to do. Seeing this, Li Ergou rolled his eyes and thought about it.
He walked up to the bride and pretended to be serious: "Don't panic, bride, this hijab must have been blown to some corner by the wind." I'm going to look for it, and I'm sure I'll find it. ”
After speaking, Li Ergou turned around and looked around in the yard. When everyone saw his serious appearance, they thought that he could really get back the hijab, so they also relaxed and continued to discuss the affairs of the church.
Li Ergou walked around the courtyard, deliberately pretending to find the hijab, and then shouted loudly: "Found it! Found it! The bride's hijab is here!"
When the people heard this, they gathered around them. I saw Li Ergou holding a red thing in his hand, which was the bride's hijab. He walked up to the bride, handed her the hijab, and said, "Bride, your hijab has been found, put it on quickly." ”
The bride took the hijab and was about to cover it, when she suddenly found a sly smile on Li Ergou's face. Her heart moved, and she hurriedly unfolded the hijab to take a look, and suddenly her face was flushed with shame - it turned out that this hijab was actually changed by Li Ergou with his own pants!
The bride was so angry that she trembled, threw her hijab on the ground, and scolded loudly: "Li Ergou, you are so shameless!
When everyone saw this, they burst into laughter. Wang Xiaobao also leaned back with a smile, patted Li Ergou's shoulder again and again, and said, "Brother Ergou, you can really do it!
Li Ergou also smiled from ear to ear and said, "Isn't there no way! Who let your yard be so big and the wind blew so fiercely, and it blew the bride's hijab away at once." I'm also here to save the scene, and I have no choice but to do it!"
When everyone heard this, they laughed even more. Although the bride was angry, she was also amused by this sudden change. She shook her head helplessly, put the hijab on again, and bowed to Wang Xiaobao.
Afterwards, Li Ergou became the laughing stock of the village because of this farce. Whenever someone mentioned this, he would laugh and say, "I ran around naked that day!"
Since then, Li Ergou's joke of "running away bare" has spread in Li Dazhuang, and every time he mentions it, it can always cause a burst of laughter. And Li Ergou has become the pistachio of the village, and he can bring joy wherever he goes. Like and support more joy, pay attention to the second dog and laugh non-stop!