Don't talk nonsense
In the bustling ancient capital, there are two friends who are very affectionate, one is a simple and straightforward open-mouthed person, and the other is Li Chengxin, who is thoughtful and good at teasing. The two often drink tea and talk together, laughing and talking, and they are a well-known "talking and laughing" combination in the capital.
On this day, Zhang Dazui and Li carefully met to drink tea in the green bamboo forest outside the city. With his mouth wide open, he carried the newly bought purple clay pot and came to the bamboo forest excitedly, only to see that Li Chengxin had already sat leisurely at the stone table and made a pot of fragrant tea.
"Open your mouth wide, you can be regarded as coming, if you don't come, this pot of good tea will be enjoyed by me alone. Lee quipped.
opened his mouth and smiled, sat down and drank it all, full of praise: "Be careful, your tea art is really getting more and more exquisite, my tongue is about to be fragrant!"
While the two were talking and laughing, not far away came a son-in-law dressed in gorgeous clothes and with a lofty spirit. This son-in-law is a well-known gentleman in the capital, named Zhao Jingui, who has a prominent family background on weekdays, is rampant and domineering, and no one dares to provoke him.
Zhao Jingui caught a glimpse of Zhang Da Zui and Li Cheng Cheng, and was teasing, so he stepped forward to talk: "Yo, isn't this Zhang Da Mouth and Li Jing Cheng? Why, it's really good to drink tea here today!"
When he opened his mouth and saw that it was Zhao Jingui, he was a little unhappy in his heart, but it was not easy to attack, so he had to deal with it: "Zhao Gongzi is polite, I will come here to drink tea and have fun when I have nothing to do." ”
Zhao Jingui was unrelenting, and continued to provoke: "Open your mouth wide, your mouth is really worthy of your reputation, I don't know if you can guess why I came here today?"
He opened his mouth and knew that Zhao Jingui was deliberately finding fault, so he wanted to tease him, so he pretended to smile mysteriously: "Zhao Gongzi's intention to come today, I'm afraid it's for the reputation of 'the first pot in the green bamboo forest', right?"
When Zhao Jingui heard this, his face suddenly changed, it turned out that he did hear that there was a pot of good tea in this green bamboo forest today, and he came to taste it on purpose, but he was unexpectedly broken by opening his mouth wide, and he couldn't help but feel a little angry in his heart. But he didn't want to lose face in front of the two, so he had to pretend to be calm and said: "Hmph, open your mouth wide, you are smart, but the reputation of 'the first pot in the green bamboo forest' is not something that can be called casually." ”
Seeing this, Li carefully knew that something was wrong, and hurriedly said: "Zhao Gongzi is right, I just have nothing to do and entertain myself." If Zhao Gongzi is interested, he may wish to taste tea together and appreciate it together. ”
When Zhao Jingui heard this, his anger in his heart decreased slightly, so he sat down and tasted tea. However, he was still dissatisfied in his heart, and secretly determined to find an opportunity to make Zhang Dazui and Li Xin suffer a dumb loss.
At this moment, a melodious flute sound came from the depths of the bamboo forest, like the sound of heaven, which was refreshing. The three of them followed the prestige, and saw a fluttering boy in white, holding a jade flute, walking from the depths of the bamboo forest.
This white-clothed boy is a well-known talent in the capital, named Qin Wenxuan. He was brilliant and personable, and was deeply admired by everyone. As soon as Zhao Jingui saw Qin Wenxuan, an idea suddenly came to his heart.
He stood up and bowed his hand to Qin Wenxuan: "Gongzi Qin, don't come to harm! I am fortunate to meet here today, I wonder if Gongzi Qin can appreciate the light and drink tea with us?"
Qin Wenxuan smiled slightly and nodded in agreement. After he sat down, exchanged a few words with everyone, and began to drink tea. Zhao Jingui saw that the time was ripe, so he deliberately said loudly: "Qin Gongzi, do you know that there is a problem with this big mouth, that is, he speaks straightforwardly and often offends people. ”
When Qin Wenxuan heard this, he asked curiously, "Oh? I wonder if Brother Zhang has suffered a loss because of this?"
Zhao Jingui was secretly happy in his heart, and was about to open his mouth to add oil and vinegar, but he was preempted by opening his mouth and said: "Master Qin, my mouth is indeed straighter, but I have never suffered a loss because of this." It's Zhao Gongzi, his mouth is much more powerful than mine, and he often makes people speechless. ”
When Zhao Jingui heard this, his face suddenly turned pale, he wanted to use Qin Wenxuan's hand to embarrass Zhang Dazui, but he was unexpectedly defeated by Zhang Dakou. He felt remorseful in his heart, but he couldn't do it, so he smiled awkwardly and said no more.
Seeing this, Li was secretly amused in his heart, he knew that although he spoke bluntly, he was witty and could often save the day at a critical moment. He thought to himself: "This Zhao Jingui is really smart, he wanted to play tricks on opening his mouth, but he was tricked instead." It seems that he has to memorize this lesson of 'don't talk nonsense'. ”
As a result, this tea party, which might have caused a dispute, turned into a light-hearted conversation and laughter with the witty response of the wide mouth. And the joke of "don't talk nonsense" is also liked and followed in the capital not to get lost, and more jokes are waiting for you to read!