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It's really reluctant, mainly reluctant to give up this life.
02
Illustrate the excellent matchmaking mechanism on both sides of the Himalayas. (Doghead)
03
Riding a motorcycle, you have to hold on to the exhaust pipe to walk !! (dog head)
04
Professor Wen Tiejun has published several videos about India on station B before, and at the beginning he said not to ridicule India without understanding, and then after watching these videos, I came back to the old man to let us know about India and then ridicule it reasonably!!hahaha!
05
Another joke comes to mind:
The American spy plane was arrested when it landed, and it was puzzled, how did it find out?
During the interrogation, the police were asked:
I have a problem with my accent? No, no, no, you speak Russian very authentically, even the local accent is exactly the same.
No, no, no, you're dressed authentically, and that's how we usually dress.
So, how did you find out?
It's very simple, we didn't have blacks in the USSR.
06
The last time I interviewed an Indian programmer, our personnel said "we do not regard India as an enemy", and he blew up on the spot, saying that the Chinese looked down on them, and our personnel denied it with a confused face, until he said something to the effect that unilateral ignorance of India's hostility is pure contempt!!
07
We didn't take you seriously, you weren't our opponent at all, and we this guy off at the time.
08
India was the only country to destroy and annex its neighbors after World War II, and both the United States and Russia had to bow down.
09
Suddenly there is a new understanding of the backward production relations that hinder the progress of the productive forces!
10
Taking the Chinese men's football team to make fun is the only topic that can only be listened to, I have a fan netizen on WeChat, I asked him to watch the men's football team? He said that it was because he didn't watch it to live to this day, I thought we were already a flower board, it turned out that there was India to step up!!Bengbu lived!!hahaha!
11
India's cheating and slippery in their eyes is a smart performance, in the past, when I was in college, the most annoying teacher divided Indian students into the group, and they would eat at the meeting, but they didn't come, and they didn't do or postponed the assignment task, and he came to the reporting stage, and it was really rotten!!
12
In the past, there was an Indian customer who came to China for the first time, participated in the Canton Fair and bought some samples to our stall for us to send out, and then wanted to go to the toilet, I took him to the public toilet next to the nearby garbage station, and he came out and said that the toilet was too advanced, and even the faucet was automatically inducted!!!hahaha!
13
I've read a lot of people's conclusions, and Ah San's biggest problem is that he has no shame. You can sum it up like this!!haha!
14
They held a Commonwealth Games, which was supposed to be a stone-throwing to ask for directions before the Olympic Games, but it turned out to be a terrible event, foreign athletes complained constantly, and they had a bad attitude and did not accept criticism.
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By the way, I want to ask a question that has been bothering me for a long time: Nigerians and Indians are notoriously unreliable in doing business, so if a Nigerian does business with an Indian, who can have the upper hand and who will be cheated? ha!!
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The funniest thing is that they don't have to wipe their when they eat.
I've watched several videos of street vendors who cook with two hands and no gloves. Go in and pinch it in the mush. Not to mention the hands, the wrists are all in.
Oh my god, I don't even eat the money.