Cold rabbit trough, I feel like you are a person who says every day that you are very annoyed and want to die, but you will secretly eat vitamins behind your back!
The moment when the worker's defense was broken:
Notice: Saturday team building, 6:30 in the morning at the door of the company to gather at the platform.
It is required to participate, and if it is not enough, it will be counted as one day off and full attendance will be deducted.
The budget is 200 per capita, which has been deducted from the next month's salary. Everyone prepares a show and needs to perform on stage. After the event, forward the beautiful article to the circle of friends, and it is not allowed to be grouped, and the ministers of each department will check it. #这种班是什么人在上? #
I can't get tickets for music festivals, I can't get tickets for concerts, I can't get tickets for buses...... The two of you will make your debut together, and you will be called Lao Tie Beimai
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I think the night should be increased to 50 hours, because I have to watch videos, play games, do homework, go to Taobao, engage in homosex, eat supper, punch hands, get nervous, stand on the balcony and meditate, and most importantly, find time to sleep #Yes! #
Really fake???
There are five things I don't do when I go to work:
1. I don't do what I can do because I can't learn new things
2. I won't do what I won't do, I won't do how I do
3. I don't do anything urgent, and it's easy to make mistakes when I'm in a hurry
4. I don't do what I don't do if I'm not in a hurry, and I don't do anything in a hurry
5. I don't do what I don't want to do, I don't want to do how I do it #I only have two no-dos: I don't do this, I don't do that #
I hope you all have the opportunity to take a break and enjoy spring
I dreamed of a child and called me repeatedly: "Daddy, help me"
I asked curiously, "How can I save you"?
The child in the dream said, "If someone asks you to borrow money tomorrow, don't lend it to him." He's going to kill me."
The next day, the best buddy borrowed 5,000 yuan from me to give his girlfriend a baby. #？？？？ #
When my best friend got married, I was:
Do you know how to turn two days on a weekend into three days?
On Friday, I went to bed at 19:00, got up at 23:00, and played until 4:00, which was the first day of the holiday.
Saturday 4:00 go to bed again, wake up at 10:00, Saturday normal arrangement, this is the second day of the holiday.
Sunday is the third day of the holiday. #"How to turn two weekends into three days" #
Authentic!
The neighbor's young couple quarreled at noon, scolding messily for a long time, and the woman suddenly shouted: "Your wings are hard, aren't they!" The man replied loudly: "I'm not hard wings!" Suddenly it quieted down, and then there was the sound of closing the window and pulling the curtains, and the atmosphere changed suddenly....#床头吵架床尾和? #
Quite polite
In the future, I will scold the other party's asshole for being tight, he can neither say that his asshole is not tight, otherwise it is loose, nor can he admit that the asshole is indeed very tight# No matter how tight it is, can you have a tight hand? #
It is recommended that people who want to see this thing do it themselves
Why don't you post this about me on the Internet again?
That's it for today's cold rabbit trough! Today we're going to talk about what opportunities you've missed?