laitimes

Alipay, who went crazy, was aggrieved like a marketing account

author:excellence

The general environment has not been good in the past two years, but everyone's dream of making a fortune is still there.

The specific performance is that today's Buddhist resort is crowded with young people seeking wealth, and a few days ago my friends went to the God of Wealth Temple, but they didn't even get to the cable car, so they had to get in touch with the God of Wealth in the cultural and creative store at the foot of the mountain.

Alipay, who went crazy, was aggrieved like a marketing account

After the end of the relationship is the lottery shop,In this way, we can smoothly undertake the merits of the God of Wealth,Realize a one-stop service from traffic acquisition to rapid realization。

Alipay, who went crazy, was aggrieved like a marketing account

But the bustling Temple of the God of Wealth is not suitable for people of i, and the busyness of 996 also makes young people have no time to communicate with the God of Wealth physically.

So, just like the electronic wooden fish replaced the burning of incense and the Buddha, some young people believe that it is almost the same as the Alipay set, which is about the same as saving cyber merit in front of the God of Wealth.

The specific performance is that Alipay usually doesn't care about updating the content, there are a group of young people who don't care about what they post, go to the comment area and knock a few first.

Alipay, who went crazy, was aggrieved like a marketing account

In this situation, it is estimated that the editor will cry when he sees it, no one reads the content he has worked so hard to make, and young people only care about whether they can get rich.

It's like an elaborate sculpture that no one admires, but it's piled up with the coins of the wisher.

It is better to be crazy than crazy, and Alipay, which has always been more down-to-earth, took advantage of the "Five Blessings" to start a big job.

First of all, they released a slightly self-deprecating self-made MV "Wufu I'm Really Convinced": the chorus "Wufu I'm really convinced, I can't fit the blessings", this novel painting style made the coconut tree sweat coldly.

Alipay, who went crazy, was aggrieved like a marketing account

The editor of Alipay, who is crazy, is like a wild donkey who has let go of the reins, and uses the Internet as his crazy testing ground, which makes people worry about his mental state.

On the front foot, I just finished posting a long picture of coconut tree style on Weibo, bringing cyber spiritual pollution.

Alipay, who went crazy, was aggrieved like a marketing account

On the back foot, I went to Xiaohongshu to let the God of Wealth take out his index finger and slap his face, so that the locals shouted: You have a hand in the P map.

Alipay, who went crazy, was aggrieved like a marketing account

Just when you think enough is enough, enough is perverted enough, in fact, Alipay's madness has just begun.

If you can't beat it, you can join, Alipay was "driven crazy" by young people

If you can't beat it, join in, this sentence is an Internet buzzword that countless young people have been spreading wildly for more than ten years. Describing the current situation of Alipay is also very appropriate.

Alipay, who went crazy, was aggrieved like a marketing account

Just like the national ballroom dance world champion Qi Qiaoanna started dancing subject three on the stage of the international competition, Alipay, who was driven crazy by young people, is now taking out the posture of "I want to fight ten", not only to accompany young people to go crazy, but also to go crazy more thoroughly than young people.

Alipay, who went crazy, was aggrieved like a marketing account

On the day of January 30th, in order to thank the "Bang Yi Bao Zong" who actively praised it on the first day of Jiwufu's launch, Alipay officially released a magical long picture, inviting the big brother to live in a Shanghai hotel for free for a night, and along with the contract to travel from the location to Shanghai with the ticket money.

At the same time, I did not forget to call on the friends of the general manager of Zhibao to tell each other, participate in the creation, and give a huge bonus of up to 100,000 yuan.

(Swipe to see the full crazy long picture)

Alipay, who went crazy, was aggrieved like a marketing account

Someone dared to ask Alipay, did Mr. Bao find it?

Alipay directly transformed into a black-and-white painting style, opened NetEase Cloud, and spoke in the comment area.

Alipay, who went crazy, was aggrieved like a marketing account
Alipay, who went crazy, was aggrieved like a marketing account

Netizens hurriedly reminded Alipay that this is the comment area, not a no-man's land, but Alipay's condition does not seem to be under control and has worsened.

Alipay, who went crazy, was aggrieved like a marketing account
Alipay, who went crazy, was aggrieved like a marketing account

Some people even suspect that the official number has been stolen, and the official number can be grounded, but not the government.

Alipay, who went crazy, was aggrieved like a marketing account

Alipay completely let go of itself and blended into the marketing account without violating the harmony

In order to find the winning audience "Mr. Bao", the official account of Alipay decided not to leave work if he did not find Mr. Bao from 6 p.m. on January 31 to 11 p.m. on February 1.

Alipay, who went crazy, was aggrieved like a marketing account

At first, he just posted a Weibo relatively reservedly, urging Mr. Bao to come and receive the award quickly, and if he didn't come, it would be invalid.

Alipay, who went crazy, was aggrieved like a marketing account

However, at 9:35 that night, because no one was found after sending 5 messages in a row, Alipay broke through the shame again, and sang "Hurry Rush Hurry Rush Hurry Rush

Alipay, who went crazy, was aggrieved like a marketing account
Alipay, who went crazy, was aggrieved like a marketing account

Until the next day, Mr. Bao was still not contacted. Alipay wrote an affectionate essay of nearly 150 words on Weibo, expressing his sorrow and melancholy about waiting for Mr. Bao's return these days, trying to do his best to attract Mr. Bao's attention.

Alipay, who went crazy, was aggrieved like a marketing account

But in the eyes of followers, the blue Logo suddenly changed to the output of a living person, which made them very confused, and even Guangdong netizens who were enthusiastic netizens launched a new topic discussion to remind everyone that Alipay was suspected of being stolen.

Alipay, who went crazy, was aggrieved like a marketing account

Fujian netizens pointed out that you performed Qiong Yao in a Weibo lottery, did you watch too much of "Deep Love and Rain"?

Alipay, who went crazy, was aggrieved like a marketing account

Guangxi old watch is still the most sincere, I think, even if Renbao really swiped your Weibo, you may not be able to understand what magic cloak is issued by Alipay's official account.

It is likely that Mr. Bao himself didn't know that he was the lucky one Alipay was looking for.

Alipay, who went crazy, was aggrieved like a marketing account

But in any case, from Alipay's official mental state to the feedback of netizens, it can be felt that Alipay's image in the hearts of young people is different from that of a "big company" with a single board and a glance.

Maybe it's because today's Alipay has also figured out that the last thing young people need is a new father, and what they need more is a "crazy partner" who can be abnormal with them.

Alipay, who went crazy, was aggrieved like a marketing account

Read on