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"Let the people of the beautiful country also taste the taste of this nuclear seafood"
It is said that the United States has broken the big defense this time, since the small book nuclear sewage discharge incident, the global seafood market has been surging in an instant, and various countries have made their positions clear, Japanese seafood has suffered a global cold reception, fishermen are gloomy, and high-level officials are anxious, so how to turn the tide? At this critical moment, the small book has opened its brain, and has used the "seafood three-board axe", vowing to let its own seafood be reborn in adversity.
Later, seeing that the board axe was useless, he hurriedly asked for help from the big brother of "Ah Merriken", and the ambassador to Japan personally went into battle, and the live broadcast of eating seafood was a bait for the US military's large order procurement, and the Japanese fishermen heard about it and seemed to see the dawn. Who knew that the United States gently stretched out a finger, Japan thought it was 10,000 tons, and was about to cheer, when people said slowly: "Don't get excited, I'm talking about one ton!" The Japanese fishermen were petrified instantly, and the script seemed to have gone astray!
One: The three factions of seafood rivers and lakes stand together
It is said that since August last year, Xiaobenzi began to discharge nuclear sewage, and the global attitude towards Japanese seafood has immediately divided into three camps.
The first is the "complete boycott faction": the leaders are China and Russia, and we have taken a firm stand and directly issued a ban on Japanese seafood, no matter how delicious and cheap it is, and it is not allowed to enter the country. Not to mention the doors, the windows won't be opened for you.
The next faction is the "duplicity", which is represented by the United States and Europe, in fact, they know best in their hearts that eating too much seafood from nuclear sewage is not a joke, but for the sake of alliances, they still resist singing and singing, and we support Japan. But in fact, they are secretly reducing imports.
Finally, there is the "indifference pie", this faction is the third brother of India, and the third brother is completely disdainful: "What are we dirty and messy, haven't we seen it? There are so many bacteria in the water of the Ganges River that you doubt your life, which green onion is the nuclear sewage? Besides, we all love curry and curry, who cares about that seafood?"
Indian old man
As a result, countries around the world either do not buy, or buy less, or can't afford it, Japan's seafood exports have suffered a Waterloo, and the sales of scallops have plummeted by 40%, and exports to China have directly returned to zero!
Two: The fishermen were worried, and Japan made a three-board axe to save the field
Japanese fishermen have a headache when they see the mountains of seafood that cannot be sold. And the leaders of the small book are also anxious like ants on a hot pot, pondering at home every day, not to mention that they really hold back the three-plate axe.
The first trick is "self-digestion". The small book allows its own self-defense forces and national civil servants to take the lead in eating, focusing on one to lead by example, and linking eating seafood with patriotic feelings, and promoting that the people's consumption of 7 river fish a day is the embodiment of patriotism. What's even more outrageous is that they still want the school canteen to purchase, but as soon as the parents heard about it, they exploded and resolutely opposed it. (Parents aren't stupid)
The U.S. ambassador to Japan eats seafood
The second trick: "Hold the American thighs". Since we have hugged our thighs for so many years, the "big brother" of the beautiful country has to give enough face, and while condemning us for not buying Japanese seafood, the ambassador stationed in Japan personally went into battle to eat seafood in Fukushima, and said that he would give a "big gift", that is, to announce that the US military stationed in Japan would sign a long-term contract and purchase it in large quantities. The Japanese fishermen's eyes lit up when they heard this, and they hurriedly asked how much they purchased. As a result, the ambassador to Japan stretched out a finger, and Japan thought it was 10,000 tons, but it was disappointed!
Seeing that the first two roads had little effect, the leader of the small book made the last move.
Three: Hiding from the world, seafood "transformed" into the United States
The first two tricks didn't work, so the little book started to think crookedly, and finally thought of the most wonderful trick "seafood transformation". They want to ship the seafood to Mexico first, get a Mexican package of daily raw materials, and quietly sneak into the United States under the banner of "high-end seafood in the Caribbean". In this way, it can not only avoid the resistance of the Americans, but also sell it at a good price.
So Japan found a company in Mexico, and the two discussed it in the office, and the other party didn't say anything when they heard that they had money to make, and worked overtime to label it, but the Japanese were full of confidence at this time, and planned to occupy the West Coast of the United States first, and then gradually expand to the whole United States, and even use the United States as a springboard to enter the European market in the future.
It turned out that the small book research found that the American people have a love for seafood, there are nearly 5,000 Japanese restaurants in California alone, and more than 26,000 in the country.
Four: Everyone is happy? The truth has surfaced
The Japanese made money by selling the seafood, the Mexicans made money from the processing and production, and the United States supported the younger brother with full face. But the truth is often hidden beneath the surface of harmony. Are those unwitting American consumers enjoying the "high-end seafood of the Caribbean" while silently bearing potential health risks? How would American parents who genuinely care about their family's health feel if they learn the truth?
Epilogue:
What we ordinary people want is to eat with peace of mind and live a healthy life. The Japanese seafood turmoil reminds us that when we buy vegetables and cook, we can pay more attention. Okay, friends, let's talk so much about today's topic, if you have anything to say, please comment in the comment area, thank you for watching and liking and supporting. I'm Wenxin, we'll see you next time.