Text: Uncle Hu San
The statements in this article are based on reliable sources of information and are detailed at the end of the article
Speaking of milk tea, everyone must be familiar with it, this is a drink that young people love to drink very much, and even some elderly people can't put it down.
Like taro bobo, strawberry bobo, etc., these milk tea names are still acceptable.
But the milk tea names we are going to talk about today, you may not have seen them, especially some milk tea names, which are simply shocking!
The following short video blogger was "brainwashed" by these strange milk tea names.
On April 10th, a short video blogger went to buy zongzi, and after some inquiry, the uncle told the blogger that zongzi was three yuan a piece.
There are six flavors of zongzi: red dates, raisins, black sesame seeds, black fragrant rice, bean paste, and peanuts.
The blogger thought for a long time and said, "I want the first one, big Portuguese black bean curd!"
Not to mention, the name that came out of the blogger's mouth is really a bit like that!
After hearing the taste selected by the blogger, the uncle was also stunned for a long time, and finally said: "You are wrong! ”
Only then did the blogger react, good guy, this embarrassing person directly wants to find a crack in the ground to get into.
As soon as the video was released, it immediately aroused discussion among the majority of netizens, and even rushed to the hot search: "I was brainwashed by some outrageous milk tea names!"
For this reason, some netizens said: "Then I have to take out this picture." ”
Good guy, this netizen's picture is really interesting, should I say it or not, if this name is read wrong, I'm afraid the netizen will die on the spot!
In addition, some netizens said: "The importance of segmentation. ”
If you don't pay attention to this advertising slogan when you read it, I'm afraid some netizens will have to call the police on the spot!
I thought the pictures of the two netizens above were outrageous enough, but the netizens below directly said: "It's definitely not as delicious as my stinky chicken dregs fried!"
After seeing the pictures posted by netizens, I couldn't hold back at all, "stinky chicken fried fried", it's just too funny, and the blogger's "Big Portuguese Hey Black Bean Flower" is the same.
I have to say that the Chinese culture is really broad and profound, but netizens have no "sense of disobedience" when they pronounce the name like this, because they have been brainwashed by today's strange milk tea names.
First of all, please be the first one: "Beat the scumbag green tea!"
Good guy, which boy violated the "Heavenly Rules" and made people create such a milk tea name, the scumbag and green tea are perfectly connected, without any sense of disobedience, the person who created this milk tea name has a really big brain!
I thought that beating the scumbag green tea was novel enough, but compared with the following "sister is better than your green tea", this position is obviously not enough.
Okay, well, these milk tea merchants all know how to come up with names, one by one, the names of milk tea can simply turn people "thunder". ”
However, it is worth mentioning that although the names of the above milk teas are "wonderful", they are not difficult to swallow, and the netizen below said: "I don't want to drink this name." ”
Don't want to drink just by looking at the name of milk tea? Who believes this, when I saw the name of milk tea posted by netizens, I felt that it was a little early.
The signature fruit tea "black lacquer is black", good guy, the main thing is that the name is consistent with the real thing, and it is really black enough.
And the following two are difficult to evaluate, what kind of milk tea is named after the word ""? It's no wonder that netizens don't want to drink it after watching it, I'm afraid normal people will have a sense of "resistance".
Since the has appeared, then the "duck" naturally has to keep up, the name of this milk tea is really long enough, and he gave himself an explanation: "They all call me duck, but in fact, I really have nothing to do with duck." ”
But at the end of the day, at least the name looks like "milk tea." ”
But the following one is different, and whoever sees the name has to say "cow." ”
What a "double", who will order this when they see it? The name is too outrageous, it can make people laugh to death!
However, what is even more bizarre is the following one, "abalone hand-made lemon tea", good guy, there is an abalone in the lemon tea, what kind of fairy match is this?
Forget about adding abalone, have you ever seen milk tea with pancakes? The name of this cup of milk tea is "This milk tea is too hard!"
Should I say it or not, adding pancakes to milk tea is really "hard enough", and I really don't dare to try it if I have bad teeth!
In addition to adding pancakes, there are also those with folded ears, not seeing the pictures posted by netizens, who can believe this?
Good guy, Folded Ear Root Milk Tea, just hearing this name makes me feel the taste exciting, not Folded Ear Root lovers, ordinary people are really unblessed.
However, netizens would never have imagined that in addition to the folded ear root milk tea, there is also an even more "outrageous" milk tea, coriander folded ear root combination, which is difficult to swallow just by looking at it, have any netizens ever drunk this kind of milk tea?
Compared with the above wonderful milk tea, the following cup of "tomato and egg soup" milk tea is relatively normal, at least "can drink", do you dare to drink the above cups?
In addition to adding tomatoes and eggs, have you ever drunk milk tea with green onions and peppers? "Green onions beat lemon tea", this name makes people feel very curious when they see it, and the person who invented this milk tea has a big brain!
What do you think after reading it, have you all drunk these milk teas?
What other wonderful milk teas do you know?
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Information sources: Douyin Hot List, Baidu Encyclopedia
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