After the Battle of Yi, the great cause of the Jin Kingdom fell into disadvantage, and Jin Jinggong succeeded to the throne, intending to restore the glory of the ancestors.
After the hegemony left the non-allies, Jin Jinggong hoped that Qi, Lu, Wei, Cao and other countries would no longer be afraid of the obscenity of the king of Chu, and everyone would reunite to suppress the Chu state.
For this reason, Jin Jinggong sent the Chinese army Zuo Heke to envoy Qi to inform Qi Qing of a public meeting to discuss major matters.
The State of Qi had just formed an alliance with Chu, and the Duke of Qi Qinggong did not intend to betray the alliance, and the Jin State had been defeated not long ago, so he did not take the envoy in his eyes and arranged a small show to tease Xun Ke.
"Zuo Biography" records that Xun Ke is lame and his walking posture is not good-looking. In order to make Bo's mother Xiao Tong smile with his uncle, Qi Qinggong deliberately arranged curtains in the place where he met the Jin envoy.
Mrs. Xiao, who was hiding behind the curtain and peeking, couldn't help laughing when she saw Hao Ke limping, causing Hao Ke to be furious. The second-in-command of the military and government, Xu Ke, was deeply humiliated, so he brushed his sleeves away at that time, and the deputy envoy Luan Jinglu stayed behind to continue to complete the mission.
"The Biography of Gu Liang" and "Historical Records" write Qi Qinggong's prank very outrageously, just like a novel.
Lu Guofu Ji Sun Xing's father is a bald man, Jin Guofu is a one-eyed dragon, Wei Guofu Sun Liangfu is a cripple, and Cao Guo's son is a camel, and the four of them sent an envoy to Qi at the same time.
Qi Qinggong found the bald man, the one-eyed, the crippled and the camel respectively, and drove for them, and Mrs. Xiao watched from the high platform, laughing at the messenger.
Therefore, "Zuo Biography" is relatively rigorous, and Sima Qian's grandfather always likes to accept some obviously unreliable stories, and the literary and artistic nature is relatively strong.
Later, the Jin State held a meeting, and Qi Qinggong knew that he had offended the Jin State, and he was worried that Cao Mo and others would appear, so he didn't dare to go to the meeting in person, so he sent four doctors to go.
Gao Gu, who led the team, was also afraid of encountering accidents and slipped away halfway. The Gao family was still the largest family in Qi at that time, and he estimated that the monarch had scruples and would not get him, so he decided to lie to him.
The remaining three people were sad and in a dilemma. If you follow Gao Gu and no one from Qi State attends the meeting, it is equivalent to looking down on Jin Jinggong and other princes, which is much more serious than mocking Hao Ke, and he will definitely be held accountable and punished. No rut, go hard.
The three came to the agreed place, but were turned away by the Jin State, were not allowed to attend the meeting, and were detained after the meeting.
As a result, Jin formed an alliance with Lu, Wei, and Cao, and Qi was sidelined.
The State of Qi is a big country, and with the support of the State of Chu, it doesn't care. In the second year, because of a dispute with the border of the Lu State, Qi Shi Valu. Lu and Wei teamed up but still couldn't defeat the Qi army, and asked the Jin State to rescue.
I just drank chicken blood wine, so I will definitely send troops. At this moment, Xun Ke was promoted from the Chinese military Zuo to the general of the Chinese army, becoming the number one, and he was holding back his shame.
In order to ensure victory, Xun Ke said to the monarch: "In the battle of Chengpu that year, the sages of Jin led 700 times to defeat the Chu army. At that time, the first monarch and the Duke of Wen were so heroic, and the good ministers of Xianzhen, Huyan, and Luan Zhi were so resourceful, brave and good at fighting. How can I compare with them, so you give me 800 times. ”
Jin Jinggong said: Okay, add 100 to you. If it weren't for the wariness of the Qin State, Lao Tzu Tom's would add another 200 to you.
Xun Ke led the team into the Qi realm, and the two sides had just settled in tension.
Don't look at Qi Qinggong and Gao Gu are afraid of meetings, but people are not afraid of war, and they are not afraid to go into battle in person.
Gao Gu harassed the enemy camp with a small force, and the chariot rushed into the Jin army, smashing people everywhere with stones, and taking a prisoner on his return.
Gao Gu inspected the army with the captives, and said loudly: "Jia Yuyong, who wants to be brave!"
It means that if you feel that you don't have enough courage, you can buy it from me, and I have more courage.
The next day, the two sides lined up in the battle, which is known as the Battle of the Battle.
Early in the morning, Qi Qinggong boarded the chariot and prepared to start the battle. Left and right persuaded him to eat breakfast before fighting, and the public said: Eat a woolen breakfast, and eat again when they come back.
There is a feeling of warm wine and slashing Huaxiong.
The battle was so fierce that he was shot by an arrow, and blood flowed from his body to his feet. He was a little overwhelmed and wanted to stop the battle to repair, and said to his entourage: "I'm injured." ”
Emperor Zhang Hou said: "My arm was pierced by an arrow just now, and now I am throwing it and insisting on driving, and the left wheel is stained red with blood." Did I shout, you bear with me. ”
Che Youyou also said: "From the beginning of the battle, I will push the cart desperately whenever there is difficulty and danger, you know?"
The two retinues insisted that the commander should not be cowardly by his wounds, and that the army would be defeated if they retreated at this moment.
Xun Ke had to grit his teeth and insist, perhaps he remembered the ridicule of Old Lady Xiao, and beat the drum hard, the Jin army became more and more brave, and the Qi army was defeated.
Qi Shi fled, and Jin Shi chased. Qi Qinggong regretted a little that he didn't eat breakfast, and the low blood sugar in the back affected his combat effectiveness.
Han Ju chased after Qi Hou by car, and Qi Qinggong shot him left and right with arrows, but still refused to give up. Doctor Qi Wuzhang rushed over and jumped into Han Jue's car, fixed the body, and continued the pursuit with him.
Qi Qinggong's car was caught by a tree branch and could not move forward, and was chased by Han Jue.
It is very paradoxical that Han Ju had a dream last night, and his father told him in a dream that he should not stand on the left or right side of the car, otherwise he would be shot to death, so he temporarily changed positions with others and chose to drive in the middle so that he did not die.
And also last night, when Qi Qinggong's doctor was sleeping with a snake bite on his arm, he couldn't perform the function of being in charge of pushing the cart on the right side of the car, and he also changed positions with Qi Hou.
Han Ju had never seen Qi Qinggong, he thought that the monarch must be in the middle, so he attached himself and bowed to his ugly father: "Your Majesty is ordered by the monarch to greet the country of Qi and humiliate the monarch, please understand." ”
What etiquette, even if you capture others, you are still so polite.
The ugly father reacted very quickly, and immediately understood that Han Ju didn't know Qi Hou, so he pretended to be the boss and asked the real Qi Qinggong to go to the side to fetch water to quench his thirst, so Qi Qinggong escaped.
Han Ju brought his ugly father back to the Jin camp, and after being identified by Xun Ke, he realized that he had arrested the wrong person.
He wanted to kill the ugly father, and the ugly father shouted, "From now on, there will be no more people who will suffer on behalf of the king!"
After hearing this, Xun Ke felt that it made sense, thought that killing was unjust, and pardoned him.
Qi Qinggong, who fled back to his headquarters, was grateful to his ugly father for risking his life to save him, and immediately boarded the chariot himself and rushed into the battlefield to find his beloved general.
Three times in a row, three out, the Qi army was greatly moved, and all the soldiers desperately defended the monarch. When the Jin, Lu, and Wei soldiers learned of the situation, they were also very impressed, and allowed them to enter and leave without hindrance.
War Aftermath:
The State of Qi was defeated, and Xun Ke put forward very harsh conditions, and even asked Qi Qinggong's mother as a hostage, which was obviously unrealistic. The Marquis of Qi would rather fight with the Jin State to the end than agree.
In the end, the state of Qi offered gold to cede land and sue for peace, and became an ally of the Jin state.
Soon, the Marquis of Jin sent the doctor Gong Shuo to the Zhou room to invite merit.
King Zhou Ding initially rejected Gong Shuo's request and sternly said that it was nonsense. The princes can only obey the king's order to crusade against Rong Yi Barbarian, and only after winning can they offer victory, and their own family fights are called internal fighting, and they can sacrifice a hammer!
Later, King Zhou Ding thought about it and regretted it, what should the Marquis of Jin do if he was angry and didn't come to worship? The income of the royal family was already pitiful, and it was not okay to offend such a big family.
So Zhou Tianzi received Gong Shuo with the courtesy of the princes to defeat the enemy, and secretly told him: "I did this, it is rude, please don't record this matter after you go back." ”