What outrageous things have the former owners of your mobile phone numbers done? Netizen: The criminal police team has found me

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Dear readers, when you are amused by the funny joke above, you might as well stop for a moment and walk into the history of old photos together

(01) The former owner is a waste collector, and there are several calls in a year to let me come to collect waste.

(02) This brother, I have to say that you were really ruthless when you were a child!

(03) By the time I saw him again, he was already insane

(04) You're a bit too much, how can you take advantage of others for nothing.

(05) Does this have anything to do with poverty? The essence is because of laziness + viciousness + not loving children

(06) It is in foreign countries that rich people can indeed live like emperors!

(07) It is all inherited in families, and the risk of diabetes is very high

(08) Your girlfriend is so honest with you! and told you that she had a caesarean section!

(09) Sometimes there must be in life, and there is no time in life, don't force it

(10) How much is the interest on the loan of 600,000?

(11) What a shame, who the hell is it!

(12) Really uneducated.

(13) Is it wrong not to share with others?

(14)唉，还不如死了算了[捂脸][捂脸][捂脸][捂脸]

(15) Does she think that civil servants can do whatever they want [stunned]

(16) Sometimes it's not that you are willing to take your children, but that your parents don't help, and you have no choice but to bring them yourself!

(17) It's all nine years of compulsory education, why are you so good?

(18) What kind of thought is this, and which man can tolerate this?

(19) Zhenzheng's friendship is hard to find, not material, but spiritual.

(20) There are some doomed things that you can't escape [awkward laughter]

(21) This kind of atmosphere is really suitable for learning, there are not so many twists and turns, and other cities are very classy

(22) Haha, that feels...... Oops, wonderful.

(23) Haha, you can't let go of the time you should play

(24) The pool in the swimming pool is dirtier than the toilet, which is terrible.

(25) You have beaten people for no reason, is this not allowed to be promised by yourself?

(26) It's too foolish and filial piety, you can be filial, but it still depends on the situation

(27) It seems that I lost thousands of dollars, or how much, and now I don't let the gym kick

(28)斗胆一问，兄弟，你是怎么敢的啊？

(29) Why, can't we make a wish if we don't get it?

(30) Zifei fish knows the joy of fish, but does your boss know about it?

(31) Those people in the Women's Federation have limited sympathy for her, because of the natural difference in status, they cannot be substituted, they will not care, in fact, they don't even bother to care about girls and old women, they only care about their own stratosphere

(32) Hot comment: The title "your mother" may hurt this kind of person more than your reason hahahaha, although you are particularly reasonable [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry]

(33) It doesn't matter, I have my own way

(34) That is, it's not that we're not thin enough!It's that he's too thin a dog, don't be PUA!

(35)‬投共一念起，顿觉天地宽

(36)‬好厉害[赞][赞]

(37) Everyone has different ideas, and what suits you is the best.

(38) The advent of the 5G surfing era is really happy. Indulge in it and can't extricate yourself.

(39) Haha, how do you say it? I kind of want to laugh [I want to be quiet]

(40) Is this what is called female independence?

(41)‬服你 哈哈哈[笑哭]

(42) Good guy, you actually compared your aunt like this.

(43) I went to her house to go to the toilet, and when I saw it, I came out again.

(44) The editor raised his hands in approval

(45) This is fate, as the so-called "there are only three buckets of rice in life, and the world is not satisfied", perhaps it is the precious truth left by the ancestors

(46) You're so scary, it's good that people are okay, this world is not as safe as imagined

(47) Could it be hair? But I don't eat pig's nose in the first place, I don't eat the whole pig's head

(48) The risk of starting a business is really big, you have to be cautious, otherwise you will lose all your money, and you may take your life!

(49) There are also people who say that their family members are hospitalized and ask for leave

(50) Why are you still eating from the bowl and looking at the pot?

(51) Young people are still too young

(52) Then this is a punishment, I think

(53) This is an uneven distribution [covering face]

(54) Indeed, the more you do, the more you will be wrong.

(55) When I was a child, I went to my cousin's house, and in the evening, my brother and I saw some white shadow people working back and forth in the kitchen, some with only their upper bodies, and one or two on the tractor...... My mother said that my cousin's house used to be a cemetery...... What happened when I was ten years old, and since then, I've been afraid of these things

(Like and follow more, inherit history) find joy in funny jokes, and reminisce about classics in historical photos. Your likes and followers make history more vivid

Historical moment (01): In 1900, Beijing Lama Temple "fought ghosts".

Historical Moment (02): 1979, Shenzhen

Historical Moment (03): 1999, Beijing Rock Youth Clothing Guide

Historical Moment (04): Yoshiko Kawashima~~ Born with a spy face!

Historical Moment (05): The village committee organized the villagers to come to the square for classes, and there was a radio on the table

Historical Moment (06): 14 Girls' School, cultivating beautiful women with both talent and affection, and blooming the palace of female wisdom and charm.

Historical Moment (07): 1943, Guiyang. A field medical school run by the U.S. Medical Aid Bureau. From animal anatomy to surgery. From the lab to the X-ray. From care to the use of equipment. Even courses such as the production of prosthetics are taught~~ Strive to cultivate an ambulance force on the battlefield of resistance against Japan in a short period of time

Historical Moments (08): Public Transport and Municipal Management in Shanghai in the 1930s

Historical Moment (09): In the early years of the Republic of China, the stalls of old Beijing. Carry the burden, spread a piece of cloth, set up a pot and start a small business. Behind him is a family waiting to make ends meet. .

Historical Moment (10): How did he stop in 1935 as a courier boy in Japan?

Historical Moments (11): Rose in the Titanic

Historical Moments (12): 1993, "Farewell My Concubine".

Historical Moments (13): 1948-1949, Shanghai, Reading

Historical Moment (14): In 1976, the Huaxi Brigade (Huaxi Village) of Huashi Commune was dressed in green on the water

Historical Moment (15): The picture book of Chengde Famous Places published by the Japanese invasion of China, that is, the postcard of Chengde monuments. The exact time of the shooting is unknown. Chengde is my favorite place~~ History, culture, architecture, scenery, and wild fun are all gathered in one place

Historical Moments (16): 1900 to 1902, the little brother smiled happily

Historical Moments (17): Chongqing, 1943. Conscription medical examination. It can be seen that the young people are coming to the physical examination with patriotic enthusiasm

Historical Moment (18): At Gorky's funeral, Stalin and other high-ranking state leaders of the Soviet Union personally carried his coffin

Historical Moment (19): In 1947, a blind lady in Utah, USA, had a soft spot for kittens.

Historical Moments (20): Old photo: Wuhan, Hubei Province in 1996, photo: Michelle Petrling