Author: Wang Hongliang
Not local
As we all know, Lao Zheng is not a native of Henan, but a pimple in the northeast of the mainland.
This person has the unique tall, strong, bold, enthusiastic and kind-hearted people of the Northeast, willing to give, persuade and promote peace, and have a fire-like dedication to life, and is recognized as a good person.
However, sometimes, good people don't necessarily have good rewards, and some things are always hurt.
However, a person has some things in his bones that cannot be easily changed.
Although sometimes, Lao Zheng suffered a loss, was deceived, heard some ugly words, and encountered other people's contradictions and disputes, he still had to stand up, persuade peace and promote talks, and persuade from it.
His wife always said with feeling: "My old Zheng, because of promoting peace and persuading the fight, I don't know how many losses I have suffered, how many times I have been deceived, and how much cynicism I have received, I still have to take the initiative to stand up and persuade him, what about him, alas, I think this life is like this, and no one has a good way to take him!"
It was only because Lao Zheng had no children and no daughters, and after his wife died, he met Li Chunling, who had just lost her husband, through online chat, and came to Henan alone, married Li Chunling, and lived an ordinary life.
Li Chunling is a native of Henan, from childhood to adulthood, for decades, no matter how the vicissitudes of life have changed, she has never left the urban village of a small county in Henan, therefore, she is an authentic Henan native, and she will never leave Henan in life, old age, sickness and death.
At the beginning, Lao Zheng and Li Chunling lived together, and there were stumbles and noisy, but then, as time went by, they communicated with each other and communicated in depth, and their lives were still quite good, at least they could be said to be reasonable.
For many nights, Lao Zheng wore a vest, big pants, and a hand-cranked fan, sat at the square table in the courtyard, smoked cigarettes, drank tea, and asked his wife affectionately: "Chunling, tell me, am I doing this upside down?"
Li Chunling kept looking at her mobile phone, and said absentmindedly: "If you do this, it used to be an upside-down door, but now it's not, and now it's a new society, what else is there to do if it's upside down?"
Li Chunling threw her mobile phone on the square table and pretended to be angry and said: "Lao Zheng, is it interesting to always ask this question? Are you unhappy and unhappy living here? You tell me the truth!"
Lao Zheng had already laughed back and forth, and said busily: "I deliberately teased you, but you took it seriously, it's not early, go, go, go into the house and sleep, there will be something tomorrow." ”
So, Lao Zheng got up, bent down, pulled Li Chunling up, and went into the house to sleep with his shoulders hooked, and immediately heard the laughter of the two.
In fact, these two mouthfuls give people the feeling that they are still very harmonious and loving.
It's not a family, it's not a door
Lao Zheng has good looks, good eyes, good character, and everything is good, but it is just the same.
This guy stammered, and the more critical the moment, the more he stuttered so much that he opened his mouth, unable to speak, and was so anxious that his eyes were full of gold stars, and his face was flushed, like a hen who was in a hurry to lay eggs.
The situation of Li Chunling's family is basically similar to that of Lao Zheng. Li Chunling doesn't stutter when she speaks, her father doesn't stutter, her mother doesn't stutter when she speaks, and her sister, two younger brothers, one, counts as one, and they all stutter when they speak. Her son stutters, and her daughter doesn't. In such a family, some people stutter, some people don't, who can tell why? It's a bit unpredictable, it's really weird.
According to such a family: not a family, do not enter a family. This is the fate that these people have cultivated in their previous lives and present lives.
Under such circumstances, Lao Zheng knew that he was a few pounds and a few taels, and he would not dare to quarrel with Li Chunling.
Because he knows that he stammers and quarrels, Li Chunling has witty words, his mouth is like a knife, he is not her opponent at all, and he can't take advantage of it in the slightest, so, under normal circumstances, Lao Zheng always adopts a calming attitude and tries not to argue with Li Chunling.
Many times, even if Li Chunling deliberately found fault and scolded him, Lao Zheng only didn't hear it when he heard it, and he didn't care about Li Chunling, he always let her endure it.
Lao Zheng at that time also communicated with Li Chunling about this matter, and she had some improvements.
In the past few years, Li Chunling felt that she was always finding fault and bullying Lao Zheng, which was not interesting, so she stopped scolding her, and the two began to respect each other like guests.
Lu roared when he saw injustice
One night, Lao Zheng and Li Chunling finished dinner and led the teddy dog to walk on the road in the county town for regular physical exercise.
These two people listened to the words of some bullshit experts: determined to walk 10,000 steps a day, exercise endurance, exercise perseverance, exercise physical strength, reduce stress, prevent diseases, strive to promote high blood pressure back to the controllable normal range, exercise the body well, and plan to live the rest of their lives.
That night, the sky in the county was very clear, the moon was like a disk, very big, very bright, very bright, the sky hung with patches of clouds, starry, sometimes hidden, sometimes bright and sometimes dark, quietly dressed up the night sky.
At nine o'clock in the evening, Lao Zheng and Li Chunling, who had walked 8,000 steps, continued to move in the direction of home.
Li Chunling said: "Lao Zheng, let's rest on the side of the road for a while, I feel very tired." ”
Lao Zheng said: "That's feasible, let's take a rest." ”
So, Li Chunling and Lao Zheng sat on a long wooden bench on the side of the road while resting and watching the pedestrians on the side of the road.
Ten minutes later, Lao Zheng smiled and said, "Chunling, it's not early, let's go?"
Li Chunling frowned slightly and said, "Lao Zheng, I haven't slowed down yet! I still feel tired, let's rest for a while!"
Lao Zheng said: "Your body, you should really come out to exercise, lack of exercise!"
After another ten minutes, Li Chunling said, "Let's go, let's go!"
Lao Zheng said, "Don't you feel tired? ”
Li Chunling and Lao Zheng walked side by side to a corner, where there were no street lights and it was pitch black.
At this time, a girl riding an electric car passed by Lao Zheng and his wife, and suddenly, a young man jumped out of the bushes on the side of the road.
The young man grabbed the girl's electric car with one hand, sneered, and said, "Jinghong, Jinghong, I can catch you now, see where you run." ”
Jing Hong said: "Gao Ping, we have broken up, we have broken up for a long time, the things that should be returned are the same, I will return them to you, why are you still pestering me?"
Gao Ping said: "Who is rare about what you give me back! Tonight, I will cook raw rice with you, and then you marry me, and we will get married in a bright light." ”
Gao Ping said, holding one of Jinghong's hands with one hand, and the other hand grabbed her arm and pulled it into the woods by the roadside.
Seeing this, Jing Hong hurriedly shouted loudly: "Help!"
At this time, Lao Zheng stood up, and he shouted: "Stop, in today's society, how can you still block the road and rob it? It's too self-conscious! What do you have, you can't talk about it well, you have to be rude? How uncivilized is this!"
Gao Ping said viciously: "You are a passerby, I advise you to be nosy and get out of me!"
Lao Zheng said loudly: "What kind of ability do you have to bully a weak girl with a big man? I'm in charge today. I'm roaring when I see the injustice, and I'm in Kyushu!"
Subsequently, Gao Ping made the first move, and Lao Zheng and Gao Ping scuffled together.
Lao Zheng said loudly: "Girl, hurry up." ”
Jing Hong didn't run, stood motionless, watched the development of the situation, looked very righteous, and dialed 110.
Li Chunling was not idle, and hurriedly called 110 to call the police.
Seeing this, Gao Ping couldn't beat Lao Zheng, and ran away if he wanted to break free from him. Who wants Lao Zheng to hold Gao Ping to death and not let him run.
In a hurry, Gao Ping pulled out a dagger and stabbed Lao Zheng, but Lao Zheng still didn't let him run.
Seeing this, Jing Hong and Li Chunling hurriedly stepped forward and worked together with Lao Zheng to push Gao Ping to the ground. After the police arrived and took Gao Ping away, Jing Hong, Lao Zheng, and Li Chunling went to the police station to record their testimony before leaving.
Later, Jing Hong and her family came to Lao Zheng's house to thank her.
Later, Lao Zheng and his wife also recognized Jing Hong as their goddaughter, and they often came and went with each other during the New Year's holidays, which brought them closer.
Hit a beer bottle
Usually, Lao Zheng is warm-hearted and has many friends, among his friends, there are all kinds of things, among them, there are some bastards.
One night, I made an appointment to eat barbecue and drink beer near the old movie theater. It was not only the two of them who went with them, but also Ma Daguang.
Chaoping was idle all day long, not doing his job, and Ma Daguang came out of prison. These two people are not good people.
That night, Lao Zheng, Chaoping, and Ma Daguang drank a total of two baskets of 72 bottles of beer.
Lao Zheng is a native of the northeast of the mainland, can eat meat, can drink alcohol, and has a strong body.
After he drank beer, he talked and laughed as if he hadn't drunk anything.
Chaoping got drunk after drinking.
Ma Daguang was also drunk after drinking.
Ma Daguang and Chaoping had a dispute because of a sentence. After that, get straight to the action.
Lao Zheng persuaded him, he said: "We are all friends, we have been together for so long, there is no need to start because of a word." ”
Lao Zheng persuaded him to die, and he suffered a loss, so he directly picked up a beer bottle and smashed it on Lao Zheng's head, and suddenly Lao Zheng's blood flowed.
The owner of the barbecue stall wanted to call the police, but was stopped by Lao Zheng.
Lao Zheng said to the boss almost begging: "Tonight, my brother destroyed your stall and other things, I can't compensate you, we will compensate according to the price." If you call the police, my two brothers will be finished!"
Ma Daguang accompanied Lao Zheng to the Second People's Hospital of the county for seven stitches and bandaged the wound.
Since then, Lao Zheng has stopped interacting with Chaoping and Ma Daguang, even Chaoping and Ma Daguang shouted Lao Zheng to drink, Lao Zheng knew Chaoping and Ma Daguang, and he didn't go.
Li Chunling said with relief: "This time, my family's old Zheng is really long-remembered, it seems that I have to look at him differently!"
Laughing
In those years, Li Chunling's parents were physically okay and quite tough.
The old couple often had disputes over trivial family matters.
Father Li stammered, couldn't get up in a quarrel, and couldn't say it in a hurry. This old man can't quarrel, but he is very good at fighting. If he was a little careless, Li's father started beating Li's mother.
One afternoon, Li's father and Li's mother had another dispute over trivial matters.
Mother Li's words are witty, articulate, and the quarrel is loud, the voice is green, and the voice is loud, and it can be heard from afar.
Father Li stammered, unable to speak, and his face was red and his neck was thick.
Li's father was just about to beat Li's mother.
Lao Zheng walked up, grabbed Li's father, and stammered: "Dad, Mom, you, you, old, always, quarrel, quarrel, have, sometimes, still, still fighting, this, this, such a big year, age, what, what, still, still? Yes, what's the problem, no, no, can't, business, discuss the solution, solve, solve? Really, really, really, you, you, you, spleen, temper, really, really deserve to rest, rest, I have, feel, feel, harm, shame. ”
Lao Zheng's funny movements, funny tone, and funny language made Li's father and mother Li stop fighting, laughing back and forth, tears came out, and Lao Zheng also laughed loudly with his father-in-law and mother-in-law. The hearty laughter of these people, laughing in a ball, pierced the sky, and was heard far, far away......
The work was completed on April 17, 2024