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Take a look at the funny sentences, be in a good mood and have less troubles

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Take a look at the funny sentences, be in a good mood and have less troubles

1.

Girls who love to take pictures will not be too bad for their mobile phones.

2.

Big gold chain, small watch, three small barbecues a day.

3.

You have to work hard, otherwise you will have nothing but beauty!

4.

Repeating the path of others is because you neglect your own feet.

5.

Note that you must look at the calorie meter before snacking, if the calories are too high, it means that it is delicious.

6.

Success is a related noun that will bring you many unrelated relatives.

7.

Failure is the mother of success, no one will fail all the time, but feel a little more mother's love.

8.

I originally had eight-pack abs on my body, but when I practiced the ninth, I went crazy, and ninety-nine became one.

9.

The saddest thing: when you open your wallet, the big leader is gone, and the people of all ethnic groups are still there.

10.

I spend all my coffee time working hard, and I can't afford coffee anyway.

Take a look at the funny sentences, be in a good mood and have less troubles

11.

"What sentence sustained you through many torturous moments?"

"The fortune teller said that I would have money in the future......"

12.

Some people say that if you fall behind, you will be beaten, and some people say that if you shoot a bird in the head, it means that a person can always find a reason to hit you if he wants to hit you.

13.

When your unjust friend suddenly becomes self-disciplined, calm and calm and don't panic, she designated that she is drinking chicken soup again, and she will be fine in a few days!

14.

The best alarm clock in the world is Mom, you ask her to call you at seven o'clock, she comes at half past six, and tells you: Hurry, it's almost nine o'clock.

15.

Men like women's pretty faces, and women like men's sweet words, so women learn to put on makeup, and men learn to lie.

16.

Some people are halfway through eating hot pot, and suddenly leaning back on the back of the chair and being silent, not because they think of something sad, but because they want to slow down and eat again......

17.

There was a sudden power outage in the office just now, and many colleagues were complaining that they didn't come and saved their work progress, but fortunately I had the foresight to not work at all!

18.

The girl deleted the contact information of her ex because she wanted to cut off the past and start a new life. And the boy deleted his ex-girlfriend, no need to ask, it must have been forced by the current one.

19.

Asking someone to pay back money is like a crush, you will always feel embarrassed to say it, and when you muster up the courage to say it, it becomes like a confession, and you don't even have to be a friend.

20.

Most of the time, I felt that I didn't like anyone, so I wanted to scold on the Internet, I suspected that I was manic, and then I went to the hospital and filled out a bunch of questionnaires, and the doctor said that I didn't have anything, just a simple lack of quality......

Take a look at the funny sentences, be in a good mood and have less troubles