1.
If you say it's long, I'll hand over the wine.
2.
Something is slowly busy, nothing to wave well.
3.
Broken ropes have knots no matter how they are connected.
4.
I'm all that good, why isn't it your food?
5.
Two of the most painful things in life: working and not working.
6.
The wisdom in my head stretched my face wide.
7.
I saved up a lot of things to buy, but I didn't save any money.
8.
A piece of advice for you: Don't give advice to others.
9.
You have abs, I have belly, not very belly, but very skinny.
10.
I want to spend my money on the blade, but I find that life is full of blades.
11.
You have worked hard today, so don't advance tomorrow's troubles.
12.
I used to have money, but there are more places to spend it, and I don't have money.
13.
After my mom learned the word single dog, she had forgotten my name.
14.
When I'm older, I don't dare to use a cute baby as an avatar, for fear that others will think that I gave birth to it.
15.
Marriage is to give freedom a set of cotton clothes, which is inconvenient to move, but it will be very warm.
16.
When you trust someone unreservedly, in the end there are only two outcomes: either the person in your life or a lesson in your life.
17.
Man: "What are your hobbies?"
Woman: "I like to cook. ”
Man: "And what's your favorite dish?"
Woman: "Instant noodles." ”
18.
Mother: "Son, look at your father, although he is a little fatter, he insists on walking more than 10,000 steps every day, and you should also learn." ”
Son: "He just walked a lot of ways to eat in order to find a good restaurant. ”
Mom:......
19.
A: "What do you think is the best age to get married?"
B: "Male, 60 years old, female, 55 years old." In this way, both parties have retirement salaries, they don't have to go to work, and they must be happy to have more time with them. ”
A: "Well, that makes sense......"
20.
A: "My wife likes to buy and buy when she is angry, and she sprinkles her anger on shopping. ”
B: "That's great, at least she didn't take her breath out of you." ”
A: "She just didn't sprinkle it on me, but I paid the bills." ”
Second:......