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Iran "coquettished" the United States: You will be responsible for the trouble you have caused!

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Iran deserves to be a responsible power in the Middle East!

Iran has put down its posture and "coquettish" to the United States: Israel will attack our embassy, and you will not be able to get rid of it! However, as long as you ensure a ceasefire in Gaza, I will not retaliate against Israel!

With such a profound move, there must be a master's guidance.

His embassy was bombed, he endured humiliation, regardless of "personal" life and death, and put the overall situation of the earth first, which can be called a world model!

Iran "coquettished" the United States: You will be responsible for the trouble you have caused!

Israel probably never dreamed that it would withdraw all its troops from Gaza to defend it, but let Iran take advantage of the loophole and find the steps.

There is a way that in all things in the world, there is truth in the void, and there is fiction in the reality. It's hard to tell the difference between fiction and reality!

Iran's ingenuity lies in this: first build momentum and vow revenge, so that Israel is afraid and quickly withdraw its troops and return to defense. Then, you defend with the front foot, and I kidnap the United States with the back foot. Anyway, if Israel attacks the embassy, you can't get out of it with the United States. Now, as long as you, the United States, promise to ensure a ceasefire, I will not retaliate against Israel. This seems to be a deal that only makes money and does not lose money, depending on how you take it in the United States. Iran skillfully uses "moral kidnapping" to tie the United States tightly.

The United States is also confused, what does it matter to me? Israel bombed your embassy and didn't greet me at all, okay? I still scolded it for being a bloody dog! The ball kicked me again? I don't want to let me take care of it, I don't want to take care of it and let me take care of it. Am I the world's policeman?

Iran's "donkey down the slope" is just right, and the main "hit" is one that has caught both the United States and Israel off guard.

Iran "coquettished" the United States: You will be responsible for the trouble you have caused!

Iran cheered up like a tiger, and it seems that Israel, the United States, Russia, and Ukraine participated in a #comment area emoji contest#.

Israel: You sixth, isn't Lao Tzu's withdrawal just to prevent you from retaliating? I withdrew, you don't retaliate, and I am lonely with my feelings. As soon as I stretched my leg, you got off the donkey, so that I couldn't get my leg back! What about the trust between people? What about the honesty between people? I don't care, I can't blow up in vain, you can't be bombed in vain, even if you play it, you have to play it for me, or the big brother in the United States will soon ignore me. I can't be the prime minister.

United States: Iran wants to fight and kill, I don't care, as long as you don't fight me. I'm still guarding against Russia there, so how can I have the time to play with you children.

Russia: It's too boring! The melon seeds, the benches, and the mineral water are all ready, and you don't fight. No matter what, we have to let the United States personally end up in the game. Iran don't be afraid, I'll cover you with a nuclear bomb!

Ukraine: Oh, you're having a good fight, don't forget about me. Israel, you sixth, you snatched the beautiful D away, and you plan to let me run naked? If Russia tears me apart, we will go to you to shave food under the leadership of the driver!

Hamas: Which of you have considered my feelings? I am the victim! If you want to fight, if you don't want to fight, you won't fight, and any of you will ask me if I am willing? The Iranian big brother can sacrifice even the hue for us, which is so touching. Let me cry for 5 minutes.

Syria: Iran, what do you mean, it doesn't matter if you ship weapons from Iraq to me? Is it because Iraq can't let them go, so they come to me, and I feel that I'm just a warehouse?

The Middle East drama is over!

Iran "coquettished" the United States: You will be responsible for the trouble you have caused!

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