Ancient and modern world, a big laughing house.
Borrow tea leaves
A man left a friend to drink tea at home, but there was no tea at home, so he asked his son to borrow some from a neighbor's house.
As a result, the water was boiling, and the son had not returned, so he had to add water to the pot.
After a while, the water boiled again, but the tea still did not come back, so I had to continue to add water, and so on until the pot was full of water, and the tea was still not borrowed.
So the wife said to her husband, "It seems that the tea is not ready, so it is better to leave him to take a bath."
blowfish
A couple had heard the name of the puffer fish for a long time and discussed buying it to try it. After they were done, they were worried that the puffer fish was poisonous, so they blamed each other, and none of them wanted to eat it first.
Pushing back and forth, the wife had no choice but to raise the chopsticks.
Before getting off the chopsticks, the wife said to her husband with tears in her eyes: I ate first, I just ask you to take good care of the children, and when they grow up, you must tell them not to buy puffer fish to eat.
and head more
A young boy was washing turnips by the river, ready to sell them, but accidentally fell into the river.
The boy's mother ran to me and cried, "Where is my meat?"
again
One person was treated, and there was less meat and more vegetables on the plate, so the guest mocked: Now that we are eating, we are becoming more and more rich, and the vegetables and radishes are cooked with fish and meat soup.
and the head, a side dish in the dish.
Creation
The Jade Emperor traveled secretly and saw a couple having sex, so he called out the land and asked: What are they doing?
The land answers: Man is being created.
The Jade Emperor asked again: How many do you make in a year?
The land said: one.
After hearing this, the Jade Emperor said: In this case, why do you still have to work so busy?
The Jade Emperor does not eat the fireworks of the world, so naturally he does not understand the joy of mortals busy making people.
fairy
Dong Yong's filial piety touched the heavens, and God let the youngest of the seven fairies marry him in the lower realm.
Before leaving, several sisters came to see them off, and the fairies all told the little sister: Go to the mortal world, if you meet filial piety, you must bring a letter back to your sister!
Maxima
Guan Gong rode a red rabbit horse and traveled thousands of miles every day, and Zhou Cang followed behind with a knife, and he had to walk a thousand miles every day.
Guan Gong sympathized with Zhou Cang's hard work, so he wanted to find a thousand-mile horse for Zhou Cang, but after looking for it, he only found a horse that traveled 900 miles a day. Guan Gong bought it for a lot of money and gave it to Zhou Cang.
After Zhou Cang got on his horse, he was a hundred miles behind Guan Gong on the first day, and two hundred miles behind on the second day. Zhou Cang was afraid of losing Guan Gong, so he dismounted and wanted to walk, but he was reluctant to lose the horse, so he had to tie up the horse's four hooves and hang them on the head of the knife, and ran away with Guan Gong with the horse.
You Yu
There are two people, one surnamed You and the other surnamed Yu. Both boast of having good surnames.
The surname Yu is: your surname is just a dog, a cow, and only my surname belongs to people.
The one surnamed You asked: What kind of evidence do you have for saying that?
The surname Yu replied: The evidence is in "Mencius", "Mencius" says that the nature of dogs (surname) is Ju (You), the nature of cattle is Ju (You), and the nature of humans (surname) is Yu (Yu).
The original sentence of "Mencius" is: The nature of a dog is like the nature of a cow, and the nature of a cow is the nature of a human.
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