1.
Be lenient with yourself and strict with others.
2.
I'm not popular, but I'm okay to be angry.
3.
Yu is born and Liang is born, and food is born and fat is born?
4.
It's okay for you to fall in love secretly, don't get rich secretly, okay?
5.
Although we don't know each other, you can get close to me for money.
6.
Losing weight is not that easy, and every piece of meat has its temper.
7.
went to work, and the mood was like a princess who went to the frontier and kissed.
8.
I know you have good intentions, but don't set out yet......
9.
You drag yours, my blocking function is not for decoration.
10.
Running tofu brain in the morning, running a small barbecue at night, focusing on what you want to eat......
11.
There is no uniform retail price for love, sometimes it is worthless, and sometimes it is difficult to buy.
12.
The salary is like a big aunt, once a month, a week is gone.
13.
I have learned a lot of skills, and the one that I found most useful was "thinking about something".
14.
I have an early heart, but my bed and quilt don't agree.
15.
It's so annoying, but when I reach the age of a rich woman, I don't have the strength of a rich woman.
16.
There are some people whom we call dear but do not like them, and there are those whom we call fools but who really love.
17.
I really don't know how I got over this month, I lost weight from 100 pounds to 99.8 pounds, and now I don't have the strength to walk......
18.
Son: "Mom, what are we going to eat at night?"
Mother: "Is it okay for us to eat beef at night?" Son: "I don't eat, I don't eat instant noodles!"
19.
Wife: "Look at all the you've done. ”
Husband: "You should think more about my good side." ”
Wife: "Look at all the good things you've done." ”
Husband:......
20.
On Friday, I was anxiously waiting in my seat to get off work, when I suddenly saw my boss walking towards me, I was nervous, and I kept silently muttering: "Don't ask me to work overtime on weekends, don't ask me to work overtime on weekends......"
Sure enough, I thought about it too much, and the boss came over and only said to me: "Don't come to work next Monday!"