When we reunite with acquaintances after a long absence, a simple "long time no see" can often lead to a series of interesting conversations. How to reply to this sentence in a humorous way? Here are 50 humorous words for you to make your communication full of laughter.
1. "Long time no see, I thought you were traveling to outer space!"
This sentence expresses the surprise that the other party has not shown up for a long time in an exaggerated way, and at the same time has a bit of a sense of ridicule, which makes the conversation more relaxed and pleasant.
2. "Hey, long time no see, did you secretly go to practice invisibility?"
Comparing the disappearance of the other person to invisibility adds some elements of mystery and humor, making the other person feel noticed and bringing some laughter.
3. "Wow, long time no see! You still look so young, did you take preservatives?"
It is a common humorous expression that creates a relaxed atmosphere by complimenting the other person for their youthfulness.
4. "Long time no see, do you know how much I miss you?
It is an exaggerated way to express the thoughts of the other person, and at the same time implies that too much time has passed, and some memories may have been blurred, adding some fun.
5. "Yo, long time no see!You've lost weight, are you secretly losing weight?"
This sentence can be both a real observation and a humorous tease, making the other person feel happy and increasing interaction with each other.
6. "Hey, long time no see! You've changed, you're prettier/handsome, are you going to have plastic surgery?"
It is a humorous form of compliment, using exaggerated language to express appreciation for the change in the other person's appearance and make the other person feel happy.
7. "Long time no see, do you remember me? I'm the one who lent you money!"
Reminding each other of things in the past in a humorous way adds to the fun and interactivity of the conversation.
8. "Wow, long time no see! You seem to be doing well, did you win the lottery?"
Asking the other person in an exaggerated way if good luck has come their way brings some lightness and humor.
9. "Hey, long time no see, I thought you were kidnapped by aliens!"
This sentence has some elements of fantasy and humor, making the other person feel that his disappearance evokes interesting associations.
10. "Long time no see, are you deliberately avoiding me, afraid that I will borrow money from you?"
It's a half-joking way of expressing longing for the other person, but also with some humor and ridicule.
11. "Yo, long time no see, where have you been all this time?"
Using the word chic to describe the other person's whereabouts adds some lightness and humor.
12. "Wow, long time no see!You're back, I finally don't have to talk to the air!"
This sentence expresses the expectations and thoughts of the other party in a humorous way.
13. "Hey, long time no see!You know, I've been thinking about you so much that I'm losing all my hair!"
Emphasize the thoughts of the other person through exaggerated expressions, while also bringing some humor and lightness.
14. "I haven't seen you for a long time! You look more temperamental than before, did you secretly go to a temperament training class?"
It's a humorous way to compliment the other person and add some fun while making the other person happy.
15. "Yo, long time no see!Did you forget me? It's okay, I remember you owe me a meal!"
Spice up the conversation by mentioning things from the past, but also have a bit of a joking twist.
16. "Wow, long time no see! You still look so energetic, didn't you steal Red Bull?"
Using Red Bull as a metaphor for the energy of the other party adds some humor and exaggeration.
17. "Hey, long time no see! Did you go to a superhero boot camp?"
Imagining the other person's disappearance as going to a superhero bootcamp adds some fantasy and humor.
18. "Long time no see! You look radiant, have you found the secret of eternal youth?"
This sentence expresses the praise of the other person for his good state in a humorous way.
19. "Yo, long time no see! I thought you were stuck in time!"
This sentence expresses the doubts about the other party for a long time in a fantastical way, bringing some humor and fun.
20. "Wow, long time no see, did you go on vacation somewhere without internet?"
Using a place where there is no internet to describe the disappearance of the other party adds some modernity and humor.
21. "Hey, long time no see! You look smarter than you used to, haven't you read a lot?"
It's a humorous way to compliment the other person and add some interaction while making the other person happy.
22. "Long time no see, are you exploring a new world? Tell me about your adventures!"
Increase the interest and curiosity of the conversation by asking about the other person's adventures.
23. "Yo, long time no see! You look like you've secretly practiced magic, are you going to become a magician?"
This phrase uses magic as a metaphor for the other person's changes or achievements, adding some elements of fantasy and humor.
24. "Wow, long time no see! Did you go to a place where you can forget your troubles?
The disappearance of the other person is described as a place where the troubles are forgotten, with some humor and a sense of yearning.
25. "Hey, long time no see! Are you secretly preparing a big surprise for me all this time?"
This sentence expresses curiosity about the other person in an expectant way, adding some lightness and humor.
26. "Long time no see! You seem more interesting than before, don't you meet a lot of interesting people?"
Make the conversation more interesting and interactive by complimenting the other person for being funny.
27. "Yo, long time no see! Did you go to a place where you can make people happy? Tell me where you are!"
Describing the other person's experience in terms of places that make people happy adds some humor and curiosity.
28. "Wow, long time no see! You look like you've learned the art of clones, do you have twin brothers/sisters?"
Using the doppelganger technique as a metaphor for the similarities of the other party adds some humor and fantasy.
29. "Hey, long time no see! Did you go to a beauty pageant?"
This sentence expresses the praise of the other person's appearance in a humorous way and makes the other person feel happy.
30. "Long time no see! You still seem so humorous, don't you watch comedy every day?"
Make the conversation more interesting and interactive by complimenting the other person on their humor.
31. "Yo, long time no see!Did you go somewhere where you can stop time?"
This sentence expresses the doubts about the other party who have not shown up for a long time in a fantastical way, adding some humor and fun.
32. "Wow, long time no see! Have you gone research on the elixir?"
Using the elixir of life as a metaphor for the other party's long absence from the face adds some humor and exaggeration.
33. "Hey, long time no see! You look better at dressing up than you used to, do you have a personal stylist?"
It's a humorous way to compliment the other person and add some fun while making the other person happy.
34. "Long time no see! Did you go to a place where you could make people more attractive?"
Increase the interest and curiosity of the conversation by asking the other person about the source of their charm.
35. "Yo, long time no see! You seem to be in super good shape, don't you have some secret weapon?"
Using a secret weapon to describe the good state of the other person adds some mystery and humor.
36. "Wow, long time no see! Have you gone to a paradise where you can forget your troubles?"
Using the peach blossom paradise as a metaphor for the disappearance of the other party adds some elements of romance and humor.
37. "Hey, long time no see! Are you going to cultivate to become an immortal?"
This sentence expresses the surprise of the other party's change in a humorous way, and at the same time has some sarcastic meaning.
38. "Long time no see! You look younger and younger, have you found the code to youth?"
Increase the interest and curiosity of the conversation by asking for the password of youth.
39. "Yo, long time no see! Have you traveled the world all this time?"
Describing each other's experiences by traveling around the world adds some romance and humor.
40. "Wow, long time no see! You look radiant, didn't you eat some miracle fruit?"
Using magical fruits as a metaphor for each other's good state adds some humorous and fantastical elements.
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