#天南北地大拜年#
In our Shandong Jiaodong side, the twenty-third day of the lunar month every year, the "small year", is a more important festival.
"Xiao Nian", also known as "Cizao", has a series of complex procedures to complete.
When I was young, I used to pester my mother, who was cooking, to tell me stories, especially when I was cooking, and I had to ask what kind of holiday it was.
"Mother, what did you do today?"
"Grandpa Stove King wants to go to heaven, let's cook a good meal for him"
"Why do you want noodles?"
"Grandpa Stove Wang's surname is Zhang, and he has a bowl of mixed noodle soup a year"
"Got a story?"
"That's right."
"Mother, let's talk"
"Okay, you light the fire, I'll tell you"
So, on the morning of the twenty-third day of the cold lunar month, I got up from the kang early and remembered this mythical story:
Once upon a time, a large family surnamed Zhang gave birth to a son, named "Shan", and married him to Guo's daughter "Lilac".
I was expecting "Shan" to change the problem of the gentleman's children, hehe, but unfortunately, "Shan" was infected with the problem of "prostitution", and was fascinated by "Liuhaitang" (or "Li Haitang", I can't remember clearly), a letter of resignation, an old cow, and a broken car, drove the "no-out" Guo girl out of the house.
"The front door is closed to the lilac girl, and the back door is married to the flower Li Haitang"
It is said that marrying a wife and marrying a virtuous woman is true, if you can't marry a good daughter-in-law, your family will really be "unlucky"
I was expecting to marry Li Haitang to give the Zhang family "branches", and the family business was prosperous, hehe, as a result, Li Haitang was not a "bird" who lived a life, not only "nothing to do", but also because he had to eat "stewed white fungus" in the middle of the night, the result was "burned the bed, burned the house, burned the father, burned the mother, burned the flowers Li Haitang, and burned all the family wealth"
No way, "Shan" is in a hurry, blind, and can only beg for a living!
One day, "Shan" begged to a village, and the hostess was kind enough to give him a bowl of noodle soup (noodles with soup and noodles, which is called "soup cakes" in ancient books).
"Single" didn't eat enough, and said:
"Auntie, is there any, I haven't eaten for a few days"
"Yes"
The mistress served him another bowl and put a silver loaf in the bowl.
"Auntie, I ate the noodle soup, there is no meat on this chicken bone, I put it in a bowl for you"
"Are you full?"
"Almost"
"Then eat some more"
"Good"
The hostess turned around and put one of her long hair at the bottom of the bowl, then served the noodles and served them to the "single".
"Shan" ate to the end, pulled out this "three feet and three inches" long hair, and hung there, because he was grateful that this hair was like his ex-wife, so he wept silently there.
"Why are you crying?"
"I remembered my ex-wife Guo Dingxiang"
"Whose hairpin did you touch?"
"You are?"
"Zhang Lang Zhang Lang, you are blind Zhang Lang, call your ex-wife Auntie"
"Shan" was ashamed and died in front of the stove.
The Jade Emperor felt ashamed and named him the "Stove King", responsible for the duties of the inspector, managing the good and evil things of the "family", and asked him to report to heaven on the 23rd day of the lunar month every year.
So, there is:
A bowl of "mixed noodle soup" in the morning, let it not forget "Ben";
Offer "sugar melon" (made of maltose, sticky teeth), let its mouth be "sweet", say more good things, and less bad things (stick its mouth)
