1. If you wear my stand-up collar shirt, you will be Yi Zhongtian; Wearing my tunic suit, I will immediately become Feng Xiaogang; Wearing my picogram, sprint champion Bolt; Wearing my black vest, President Barack Obama of the United States! You wear my leather coat, movie actor Ge You; You wear my T-shirt, CCTV hosts Lao Bi.
2. I said that when I came to Tianjin Xingang, I drove a truck to pull goods and pick you up!
3. Don't ask, the house is rented, and it's time to fight for the children
4. It's all butterflies and it's funny
5. You are such a big sea turtle, what kind of strength do you have with my skin shrimp!
6. Why do Irish tap dancers dance so well, it's all frozen!
7. I have such a large plate of dumplings, and I still need your clove of garlic, stay there!
8. You've stepped out of a women's soccer team!
9. I hate myself, this little tree can't stay, a bird like you
10, I have become a sycamore, even the phoenix runs to me, I don't believe it, I can't recruit you back!
11. There is no grass at the end of the world, why bother looking for it by your side. Originally, the quantity was not much, not to mention the quality was not good.
12. If you put on my leather robe and sit down, you are a Tibetan mastiff.
13. A harmonious society pays attention to calmness.
14. You don't need electricity if you make a loud noise!
15. I thought I was blind when I could speak.
16, it's really not a big deal to watch the excitement here.
17, I want to kill you!
18. I finished my bachelor's degree, my master's degree, my master's degree, my doctorate, and you finished my doctorate, and I am a martyr.
19, who is the troupe, what do you say, the head of the double troupe of virtue and art, where do I have any virtue and art, I am nothing more than often taking illness to participate in performances (sitting down), and the illness is all pretended. Leader: Last time, my father was critically ill, and I didn't go home (sit down), it wasn't my father, and two days ago, I sent 200 yuan to a child who was out of school (sit down), and that child was my nephew. Two days ago, the glass of your window was broken, and that was what I installed (sit down), and that glass was my cei
20, you underestimate me Feng Gong, I Feng Gong is engaged in art, and real art is priceless. As soon as you drop the money, you want to ...... As soon as the money drops, I want to ...... It depends on how much money it costs.
21, what can't be done, reluctant to let the child can't be a wolf, reluctant to be a daughter-in-law, can't be a hooligan
22, carrying the BB machine cow: eating is fragrant
23. Yes, I just want to be bigger than Pan Changjiang, compare hair with Chen Peisi, split with Pavarotti, and speak Chinese with US President Bush!
24, I am not confident, the reason why I do these things is that I want to make people feel that I am the best in film and television in the cross talk world, the best director in the actor world, the most clever screenwriter in the director world, and the funniest in the screenwriting industry. This year, you have to play a comprehensive strength.
25. Nowadays, how many blonde, blue-eyed, and clear-eyed aristocratic daughters on the other side of the ocean are crying and shouting to get China's green cards, and they are desperately throwing themselves into the arms of unmarried men in the CCTV Spring Festival Gala.
26. In fact, many people in life have this mentality like mine, some psychologists are part-time fortune tellers, tour guides sell boxed lunches, old Chinese medicine amateurs pinch feet, and TV presenters have nothing to do with books (alluding to Zhu Jun), right~~~
27. You are much more confident than the pinching of your feet.
28. Why can't the men's soccer team even make it out of Asia? It's because there are eleven fewer women on the field.
29. Congratulations to friends!Ah, can you wear it, you see it's different, it's much colder than just now.
30. When he was tired of walking, he sat here, the dog sat here, one side was high, and whoever came over wondered: Whose twins are these?
31. I buy 50 good cars - Alto, Alto, Alto, Alto......! Get up with a wire dart and drive like a train!
32. I have been in primary school for ten years and middle school for twelve years, and I was rated as the most familiar face in the school......
33. If you take a job, you can earn 300,000 yuan after you finish it...... I took a look at the drawings, built a 40-meter chimney, and when it was covered, people came to see it, and beat me through, and the drawings fell down, and they asked me to dig a well.
34. What did you take? The eggs my mother brought. Give it to me. Don't give ...... You guess, guess how many. I guess you give me one. You have to guess that I'll give you both. 5 pcs?
35. Cross talk is good! Promote truth, goodness, beauty, and righteousness.
36. Listening to cross talk more shows that you are patriotic. We have a child in the neighborhood who knows seven or eight foreign Chinese, English, Japanese, Korean, South Slavic, North Slavic, West Slavic...... Anyway, sitting with the Eight-Nation Coalition and scolding the street, he can't do the same! Tell him, listen to cross talk. "Don't go! The law doesn't care if I would have killed him a long time ago! I know seven or eight foreign languages and can't understand cross talk!
37. There was once an opportunity to make money in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. The opportunity has passed, and I can't regret it. If Heaven gives me another chance, I want to tell the village chief: I am willing to go. If I had to put a limit in front of that salary, I would have it be: $400
38, this matter is not far from now, if there are old people at home, you can go back and ask——— in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period.
39. If there is a difficulty, you have to help, and if there is no difficulty, you must also help.
40, if I hadn't been able to beat you, I would have turned my face with you~
41. The house where I live is full of holes, and when it rains, it is considered to be my life: it rains in the house in the small rain outside, and it rains heavily in the house in the heavy rain outside, and sometimes the rain is too big, and the whole family goes to the street to take shelter from the rain.
42. Can I manage it? Have I ever been with you about this? I can't do this with you!
43, what is your name, don't say it, you say it's a scolding street.
44. If you are willing to die, I will be willing to bury it.
45. Thank you for your encouragement to me as a person!
46. There are a lot of people coming, and I'm very pleased.
47. I am a scientist, a scientist with a way of doing.
48. Cross talk pays attention to four lessons: pit, blind, abduction, and deception!
49. Are you willing to listen, are you willing to listen, or are you willing to listen? You choose by yourself, and I will never force it.
50. I am used to going to the kang at home.
51, friends on the third floor...... Hello!!! (Hold: There is a third floor here)
52. In the past two days, if you have a cold and a cough, you will not only be charged money~
53, a lot of cross talk is made up, and this paragraph is true.
54, let's go, let's go out, I'll let you see my tattoo Which B society have you ever seen that still has a crayon tattoo?
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