The company's annual meeting lottery has both luck and probability, but there are also strange existences, such as "winning the insulator" of me, I estimate that I am a plastic physique.
I have been in the company for more than ten years, and I have participated in the annual meeting for more than ten years, with a 45% winning rate, I have not won once, and among the more than 40 people in the office, only I and the vice president have not won, but the vice president is always the leader, and does not participate in the lottery, and even the newcomers who have just joined the company for a month this year have won 800 yuan.
How bad luck do you think I am?
Every year when I go back with the "Sunshine Award", I am very embarrassed, and someone will ask in the first two years, and then I will not ask at all.
When I went back yesterday, my daughter asked curiously, knowing that I had won a consolation prize of 200, she leaned back with a smile and said Dad, your comfort is too heart-wrenching.
My daughter finished laughing, and then lay on my bedside with a shy face and didn't leave, saying Dad, we just finished the exam, the mental loss is too great, we need to make up for it, a few classmates have made an appointment to go to Longhu Tianjie tomorrow to play, do you want to give some comfort?
I patted my daughter on the shoulder and said Dad comforts you mentally,
The daughter began to twist again, and said indignantly, how can this work, you work all year round and the company has a consolation prize of 200, I have been going to school for a hard year, you can't do without a little expression!
There is nothing wrong with this, so I am also speechless, so I can only obediently, but I want to delay gratification and tell my daughter that I will transfer it to you when I go out tomorrow.
My daughter happily went back to her room, my reputation is much better than someone's, and my daughter still approves.
When my daughter left, I wondered in my heart, this child has a very good head, usually speaks a set, the logic is quite strong, a little bit of her father's IQ and eloquence, how to study for the exam like a fool, exactly the same as someone, but someone is more diligent, get up at five o'clock every day, basically in front of the computer during the day, or in the meeting, has been studying hard, can also endure hardships, the so-called diligence can make up for clumsiness, although many times have to take the exam several times to pass, but the certificate is a big stack, now it is a tutor level。
If my daughter could have half the effort of someone, I guess I would wake up smiling when I slept.
Even if I don't work so hard and have half of someone's koi luck, then I don't have to be so anxious and worried.
When it comes to the annual meeting lottery, I have to talk about someone, I think when someone was a little girl, it was really lucky, a company of more than 1,500 people, won the first prize for two consecutive years, and the reason why it didn't win in the third year, everyone must not think of it.
I was an old classmate with someone, we met every day for three years in junior high school, and we weren't in the same class in high school, but I could often see it, and then I went to the army, and the two of us didn't have much contact.
After graduating from school, someone came to Jiangnan, worked in an electronics factory of more than 1,500 people, and won the first prize of 3,000 yuan for the first time at the end of the year, which was okay more than 20 years ago.
The boss asked her to make an acceptance speech, she said that she hoped to continue to win the jackpot next year, but the rules of the lottery changed the next year, and a monopoly was deleted, and the selected one was eliminated without a prize, and the last person left was the grand prize winner, 5000 yuan, more than 1500 people, deleted many rounds, and then she was left with her job number not selected.
This year, she didn't expect that she would win the grand prize at all, and everyone didn't expect that even the boss was a little surprised when she came to power, and asked her what her secret?
Someone stood on the stage, and he was a little confused, saying, there is no secret, and if there is a secret, you can't tell it, and the colleagues in the audience laughed when they heard it.
The boss was probably a little depressed, and said in his heart, this little girl spoke quite directly.
In the third year, someone hooked up with me again, and you may have guessed the rest of the story, not to mention the jackpot, someone didn't even win a small prize again.
So for my annual meeting lottery, someone has always scoffed, dismissed, and said at every turn, thinking that the concubine was also a grand prize professional, and since I met you, my luck is gone.
When someone said it, his face was full of regret and emotion, saying that if he didn't have this bad relationship with me, he would continue to draw in the company, and maybe he could win the jackpot, so the luck of the koi physique was extraordinary, and the boss would be the boss if he took a fancy to marry back, but unfortunately he followed me and was blind with a good figure!
I always laugh and quibble, you can meet me, is the greatest luck in your life, what is money, you can earn it yourself if you can't draw it, good men are not so easy to meet, you have to earn it for a lifetime, you used to have to fight with others every year to grab a 3000, 5000, now you don't have to work hard, every month money is automatically given to you, and the boss lady is so easy to be? You have to compete with the junior and the fourth, how can it be like me, the first love, you are alone from beginning to end, what do you have to regret!
Someone laughed non-stop after listening to the food, and if he drooled a little more, it would be exactly the same as the rat spirit in Journey to the West who was ready to marry Tang Seng.
To be honest, sometimes I also wonder, why did I become a winning insulator? I used to buy a lottery ticket and win 10 or 20 yuan, it seems that after my daughter was born, I didn't win the lottery much, and it seems that my good luck in this life has been exhausted.
Someone with a koi physique met me, and then we had a daughter, maybe good luck will be transferred to the daughter is not necessarily, someone said, all kinds of Chinese and Western algorithms, your girl will be rich and noble in the future.
It was a little sullen, but if I think about someone's words carefully, I think that it is still the most reliable complementary marriage, and the combination of winning the lottery and winning insulator is the most reasonable, so in real life, even if Tang Seng can marry his relatives, it is impossible to marry the king of the daughter country, and there is a high probability that he will marry a mouse spirit, a spider spirit, etc., which is "the way of heaven is more than enough to make up for the deficiency".
Life can't be too satisfying, after all, there is still a little regret, so that it is normal to be long-lasting, thinking about it this way, I feel that I didn't win the lottery at the annual meeting, my daughter's exam results are poor, it doesn't seem to be so bad, and the ups and downs of life are delicious!
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