It is said that there are no strange things in the world, which can be described as a mistake and a lot of laughter. Here's how the story happens:
The old couple are fifty-eight years old, and they have no children and three flowers under their knees. The daughters have been married one after another, and they are all quite good in their lives. The eldest aunt runs a factory, and the second aunt raises frogs. The third aunt has little ability, and has only learned to raise land and move the land.
There are also many "10,000 households" who farm!
Not to mention, the old couple still loves these three aunts the most, and they can be limited everywhere. The third aunt's surname is Han, and his name is "Hanhan". It's a bit silly to say that it's simple, and it's enough for people to just say a word all day long.
When a relative or friend came, a woman was busy and had to answer in person, which was not like words! On this day, the girl took it out and said to Han Han:
"There is a clever baby on Nanzhuang, who has a sharp mouth and a clever tongue and can speak. You bring this money to learn a few words, and the visitors themselves can send it away. ”
Han Han took the money and went out of the house. As soon as he walked to the entrance of the village, he met a fisherman by the pond, who cast a few nets but had no fish, and said to himself:
"There is a pool of water in front of me,
There are no fish to be seen. ”
Han Han stepped forward and asked, "What are you talking about?" Teach me, not in vain." "Don't talk about it!
The fisherman repeated what he had just said, and Han Han dropped ten yuan and walked forward, which was regarded as learning a decent sentence.
There was a small river in front of it, and a crossbar was built on the river. An old man stood opposite, looking at the river and complaining:
"Build a bridge and put the double beams down, how can you walk with a single tree!" means that if you build a bridge, you have to go along two beams and pave the bridge deck for people to walk. Isn't it difficult to build a piece of wood for me, an old man? Han Han stepped forward to ask for advice, and then he learned the second sentence.
Han Han walked further ahead, there was a buckwheat field on the side of the road, and the buckwheat was full of flowers, and the white stems and red leaves were green. A foreigner stood on the edge of the ground, pointed to the buckwheat and thought to himself, and said:
"Red stems, green leaves, and white flowers, I don't know what this is?"
Han Han hurriedly stepped forward and asked, so he learned the third sentence.
Hanhan continued to walk forward, and heard people shouting that dogs were barking and vomiting. It turned out to be a fecal picker, and he was fighting with the dog for a puddle of. Seeing that the dog grinned and refused to give in, the dung picker scolded: "Old dog, old dog, you don't have your teeth, I'll give you a dung stick when I turn around!"
Han Han hurried forward, and learned the fourth sentence. Nanzhuang has not yet arrived, the money in his pocket has been used up, and he has learned four sentences of work with words. Han Han turned home satisfied.
Time is really fast, in the blink of an eye, the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve has passed, and it is the fifth day of the first month. Tomorrow is the day to go to my mother-in-law's house to pay New Year's greetings. On this day, the third girl said to Hanhan: "My father asked me to go back first, saying that there was a good thing to mention to me." Hurry up and change your clothes when you go, so that outsiders don't laugh at you. ”
After saying that, he was not at ease, and turned back and advised: "Look for a big hat to wear, and choose a fat one for clothes." Shoes and socks are not tightened, and the waistband of trousers should not be shortened. ”
Look, I thought about it thoughtfully, and I was ready to loosen my waist when I was full! The next day, before dawn, Han Han got up early and prepared clothes and hats to dress himself. Look at him:
Lay out the hats on the ground first, and pick them carefully one by one.
It's either thin or small, and there is no one who wishes.
Found the "thread basket" on the kang, this object can be large enough.
And he spread out the garment, and found not a single one that was fat. Tear off the sheets and give it a try, if you want to say that the fat is quite okay.
Then he found a bundle of trouser belts, and he couldn't see which one was long.
Pull a big well rope, and it is almost impossible to talk about the length of this one. In this way, Han Han wore a needlework on his head, wrapped a sheet around his body, and wrapped a fire well rope around his waist.
Hurriedly dressed up and happily walked away.
On this day, the old mother-in-law's house was lively! I saw that: the eldest aunt and the second aunt had already arrived, but Hanhan had not yet arrived.
The three girls looked at the entrance of the village in a hurry, and couldn't help but be startled when they saw Hanhan. "Why are you dressed up like this"?
Where can I find a change of farm clothes?, "Hey!", this dress is also called fashionable.
As the young couple walked forward, the third girl said, "Last night, my father and mother mentioned to me that I wanted to give you those three brick houses." If you want to guess what kind of wood the doors and windows are, you must remember that they are locust wood. Remember!"
When the whole family heard that Hanhan was coming, they all welcomed them from the courtyard to the gate. This is exactly what it is:
The family was waiting in a hurry, and it was a bit strange to see Hanhan's dress? The adults laughed with tears, and the children laughed with anger.
Where do you put the other clothes? This outfit can be silly.
The old mother-in-law had a different opinion, and she was happy to see Hanhan. stepped forward and grabbed my uncle's hand, and looked at it clearly from top to bottom. casually boasted:
"If you want to say that my third aunt is not confused, look at this dress is not ordinary. He has all the talents, and it is not difficult to be a county magistrate. ”
This is really a son-in-law in the eyes of the mother-in-law, and a tumor has become a baby pimple.
It's time to eat.
This place is a place to eat boiled dumplings during New Year's greetings. The family gathered around the table. The eldest brother-in-law knew that Han Han lacked two eyes and wanted to tease him. So he pushed a bowl of vinegar soup in front of him. Han Han took a small spoon and pulled it into the bowl, no play? I couldn't help but think of the first sentence I learned, and said to my eldest brother-in-law:
"There is a pool of water in front of me,
There are no fish to be seen. ”
When the eldest sister heard this, didn't she know how to speak? She would use a metaphor to bite the text and chew the words, and hurriedly replaced it with a bowl of hot dumplings.
The second brother-in-law also wanted to join in the fun, so he only put a chopstick on the Hanhan bowl. When I saw it, what's wrong with me? So he angrily said the second sentence:
"Build a bridge and put the double girder down,
How can you walk alone?"
This is not intended to make things difficult for people!
As soon as Han Han's words came out, everyone was shocked. There is a saying: Farewell for three days, you should be impressed. People are full of reason, and they talk around the corner. Someone hurriedly stepped forward to add chopsticks.
When the second aunt was at home, she was a female showman, and Tongjin Bogu couldn't speak, so she replied a few words on the spot:
"People are stupid,
I see that he has embroidery needles hidden in his cotton.
A word out of the lips shocked,
Su Qin and Zhang Yi all let three points".
Look at these sentences, they are ancients and idioms, full of knowledge. Although Han Han didn't understand the meaning, he also felt that something was wrong.
It's also a coincidence, the second aunt just died of her mother-in-law a few days ago. I just changed into a new dress with red pants and a green jacket when I came today, but I didn't forget the little white flower on my chest. Han Han looked at it and said the third sentence:
"Red stems, green leaves, white flowers,
I don't know if this is a thing. ”
The second aunt was bored with herself, and made a big bend of her neck. The old mother-in-law saw that this joke was a bit big, and hurriedly stepped forward to persuade her:
"Hanhan, you eat quickly,
Don't talk nonsense with your second sister."
At this time, Han Han used the fourth sentence appropriately:
"Old dog, old dog, you Mo Piya,
I'll give you a dung fork when I get back. ”
When my mother-in-law heard this, she came as I did. It's really not what it used to be, and my third aunt has seen a long way out. couldn't help but smile on his face, happy in his heart, and turned back to everyone and said:
"In previous years, he didn't speak,
There's a lot to talk about this year.
That is to say, you have to go away with a little fire,
The inscription is quite correct. ”
This is called the old father-in-law's son-in-law, the mother-in-law's top heart, and the scolding is also out of the level.
After the family had eaten, the old father-in-law smiled, wiped his mouth and said to the three aunts:
"Today, the three of you are here, and your mother gave me an idea: I want to give this house to you, and I don't think it's reasonable to give it to anyone alone. Isn't it up to you to guess what kind of wood the doors and windows of the Liang purlin are? As long as you guess about the same, whoever guesses correctly will go to whom! Joke, it must be the third aunt's.
I saw that the eldest aunt stood up first, looked at the elm tree on the east side of the courtyard, and guessed: "Elm beams, elm purlins, elm windows and elm doors." ”
The old father-in-law smiled but didn't answer, no need to ask, he guessed wrong. The second aunt saw a line of willow trees planted on the west side of the courtyard, so he stood up and guessed: "Willow beams, willow purlins, willow windows and willow doors." ”
The old father-in-law still didn't speak, and he didn't guess. This time it's the turn of the third aunt.
Before eating, Han Han also chanted the word "Huaimu", I remember it too deeply, three bowls of dumplings went down, and I couldn't turn it up.
Look at the third girl's urgency! Squeezing her eyes and stomping her feet, she is in a hurry, and she can't help.
"Why don't you give him a gesture?" the third girl was in a hurry and pulled into her arms. I want to inspire him with the word "Huai", Huaimu!
"Ahh
"Titty beams, titty purlins, titty windows, nipple doors. It's still a double material!"
When a room of people heard this, they laughed and leaned back and forth.
Not to mention, this is also called crooked hitting. The locals call the fruit on the locust tree "bitter milk", and Han Hanleng made do with it.
The old father-in-law was secretly anxious, and when he heard this, the stone in his heart fell to the ground.
Gao Xing stood up happily, and hurriedly asserted: "The third aunt guessed quite pertinently, and these three houses will belong to him." ”