Who is the real ceiling in the cross talk world?
If you want to talk about the ceiling of the cross talk world, everyone will definitely say Guo Degang and Yu Qian, but if you want to talk about the ceiling of the sarcastic cross talk world, it can only be Jia Xuming and Zhang Kang!
Jia Xuming and Zhang Kang's satirical cross talk can be called the ceiling of the cross talk industry!
It is no exaggeration to say that Jia Xuming and Zhang Kang's satirical cross talk is a satire of some chaos and strange phenomena in this society.
The correct interpretation of the royal way and the way of Confucius and Mencius.
I just saw a cross talk between the two on the Internet, which was to discuss the royal way, domineering, and the way of Confucius and Mencius, Zhang Kang first threw out the introduction: "
Jia Xuming waved his right hand solemnly and said, "Oh, then we have to start with what is the royal road, and what is domineering?"
Old partner Zhang Kang hit the snake with the stick: "Then what is the royal way?"
Jia Xuming's small eyes flickered, and he said with bad intentions: "If the opponent is disobedient, press him over!"
Zhang Kang then asked: "Then what is domineering?"
Jia Xuming said: "The opponent was obedient and pressed over him. "I have to say that Jia Xuming's explanation of the word domineering is very vivid, others are obedient, and they have to press over others, this is the real domineering!
Zhang Kang finally turned the topic back: "Then what is the way of Confucius and Mencius?"
Jia Xuming said: "Tell her before rolling!" Through this satirical cross talk, the two of them explained the so-called royal domineering and the way of Confucius and Mencius to the fullest, in fact, they are satirizing the current situation of this society! As for which industry is the irony, I believe everyone knows very well in their hearts!
Of course, as the ceiling of satirical cross talk, the most famous cross talk between the two is satirical about the oil industry!
Selling a piece of oil in Libya, selling eight pieces in China, selling eight dollars, even said that he lost money!
Jia Xuming gritted his teeth and said: "For example, if you sell a piece of oil in Libya, you actually sell it for eight yuan in China, and it doesn't matter if you sell it for eight yuan, the important thing is that the one who sells it for eight yuan says that he has lost money! More importantly, the common people have no opinion!"
It doesn't matter if you lose money, you still add water to it!
Below this cross talk video, a netizen added a divine comment, netizens, that's how they commented, it doesn't matter if you lose money, you actually add water to it, I have to say, today's netizens are getting more and more powerful, it's really a pity not to talk about cross talk!
This cross talk made the two gods in a fight!
This cross talk satirizing the oil industry directly made the two gods in a fight, and some netizens left messages in the comment area, this is the essence of cross talk, this is the true face of cross talk, cross talk should be used to satirize reality, not to sing praise!
A cross talk accurately describes the bitterness and suffering of the post-80s!
There is a classic cross talk Zhang Kang said this, there is a generation of people, when they are in elementary school, they don't need money in college, they don't need money in college, they don't need money in elementary school, when they don't have a job, the work is allocated, they have to be self-employed when they can work, when they don't make money, the house is allocated, and when they can make money, they find that they can't afford to buy a house at all, and they can't marry a wife.
When they didn't enter the stock market, fools were making money, but when they entered the stock market, they became that fool, they always didn't rush, and they still lived tenaciously after complaining, they were the post-80s!
Although it is only a few dozen words, it has exhausted the countless sadness of the post-80s, and their cross talk is a true portrayal of the ordinary post-80s.
I don't know if you still remember the cross talk of the Long March? That cross talk is really amazing, but it is conceivable that the two of them took a very big risk to say that cross talk!
Of course, the most powerful satirical cross talk between Zhang Kang and Jia Xuming has to re-take the Long March, and the editor of this cross talk dare not write any more.
It is said that hitting people does not slap their faces, and the cross talk of the brothers is dedicated to hitting other people's faces.
It is no exaggeration to say that the cross talk between Jia Xuming and Zhang Kang is completely stepping on the lungs of some people, and many netizens have advised the two to pay attention to restraint, after all, there is an old saying that says, you don't hit people in the face, the cross talk that you two brothers said is specifically to hit other people's faces, don't say it, and hit it with a snapping sound, where do you put other people's faces?
It is strongly recommended that the Spring Festival Gala invite Zhang Kang and Jia Xuming.
I don't know what the reason is, nowadays, it is rare to see Jia Xuming and Zhang Kang cooperating on the Internet for a new cross talk, some netizens said that if there is a cross talk between Jia Xuming and Zhang Kang at this year's Spring Festival Gala, he will definitely go to see it!
On behalf of all netizens, the editor dared to appeal to the director of the Spring Festival Gala to bring the cross talk of the two into the Spring Festival Gala, and I believe that their performance will not disappoint everyone!
(Source: Before and After People)