Bicycle: Slow walking, no delivery
Dog: Okay, okay, let's play like this [goodbye]
Woman: Hahaha, look at this man... Hmmm??? [cuckold]
Child: One melon, two melons, three melons, four... I don't want it, I don't want it![Crying]
Come and take a look! Special price! The frog that can soak in the hot springs, only 9 yuan 9, take it home immediately [innocent laugh]
My husband's homemade table tennis table is almost meaningful, and the table is a little smaller [proud]
My good brother came to pick me up from class, so happy![awkward laughter]
Donor, this can't be helped, it can't be helped, alas... [Shocked]
I'll ask you to help me shake the hospital bed, why did you shake it up by yourself [crying silently]
Don't hide it, people give nicknames, thousands of cups don't pour [cool]
You just came out of the hospital to eat a hot mouthful, and now you want me to go in, don't you?"
It's done shooting, right, don't get in the way of me getting off work after filming, go you [look]
As the saying goes: People who pretend to be asleep can never wake up, in fact, they can scratch it [see]
Oops, you see I'm bewitching [proud]
I asked you to challenge the ice bucket, but I didn't let you throw the bucket down [dizzy]
I went to work and took the subway today, and I knew that someone must have given up a seat for this beauty [Ruhua]
The newly built pig farm, specially invited seven aunts and eight aunts to come over and hug the table, just right, a table to sit 8 pigs, no, it is 8 people... [呲tooth]
Big brother, hurry up, why are you still showing your wealth [snickering]
I'm so nervous, I'm going to perform on stage in the afternoon, so let's rehearse in advance, hey... Okay, there's no need to act in the afternoon [petrified]
Uncle: I didn't bring a red envelope today, so I don't have to make such a big gift [呲tooth]
gie,giegie,我没力气了,唉呀妈呀,我去你滴,还好没弄坏我的口红[发怒]
Would you love me if I were a DJ... Will you love me... Will you love me?
Wife, close your eyes and come with me, I'll give you a surprise [bars]
Sister: Wait a minute, my sister has drunk this bottle, and I will give you this new bottle, brother. [sneering]
Brother: Why is this Coke, it smells of eggplant? [sleepy]
Cat: Hehe, look at how you escaped from my clutches tonight, wonderful, really wonderful [Aimu]
Dog: You want me to die?
Dog: Brother Chicken, Brother Chicken, this is not worth it, dissipate the gas, dissipate the gas, don't be impulsive [Ziwei don't go]
I just like to wear it like this, I see who dares to say that I [look]
Poof!hahahaha..
Eldest Sister: Wait a minute, I'll go around with a big force
Mom, I'm not sad at all, I'm going to learn Xi, don't bother me
This strength is also very strong, and I believe that few people can get the air conditioner
Is this not going to sit all day?
Big brother in front, don't shake it
Clerk: Bring it to you, sample
Brother driver, are you playing yo-yo on your side?
This kid is so smart, two moves and three styles, successfully defused his father's anger, this reversal, almost didn't make his father angry
Tang Seng: Times have changed, my old babies, in this era, who still rides a horse to the west to learn scriptures
Referee referee, why is this mouse so hot?
I'm afraid that the uncle will spray paint in his mouth the next moment, and then shout, for Valhalla
I'll figure it out in half an hour, is there anyone faster than me?