I can't laugh anymore, the precautions for winning the first prize to prevent the bag from dropping, I died laughing in the comment area of netizens
author:Gentle and funny old Zhou
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I laughed to death, a netizen posted a detailed article, if you are lucky enough to win the first prize. There are a few things you must pay attention to when claiming your prize (briefly summarized):
First, be sure to take care of the lottery ticket, don't break it, don't pollute it, it's best to put it in the book.
Second, be sure to take a good photo, together with the ID card.
3. Be sure to choose the right award center.
Fourth, be sure to bring your ID card, lottery tickets, bank cards, do not let the lottery ticket out of your sight during the prize process, to prevent being dropped.
5. Read the contents of the check and the contents of the deposit receipt at the time of deposit.
The article is very detailed, and it can be said that it is comprehensive. It is a good prize receiving strategy and is worth collecting.
After reading it, netizens liked it and left a message in the comment area, the message content was so exciting, I couldn't help but want to share it with you.
I collected it first, and maybe I'll use it tomorrow.
Don't worry so much, it's simply impossible unless you're the director.
This netizen shared the process of receiving the award, and the last two sentences directly made me laugh.
Collect it first, and when I meet the director one day, I'll take it out and use it.
Dude, you're thinking too much! First, you'll never hit the jackpot, and second, the staff will never drop the bag, as for the reason, see the first one!
The common people can't get in, so it's better to get rich through honest hard work. The question is, can hard work make you rich?
Don't worry, the probability of being transferred is estimated to be smaller than winning the first prize.
This dream is wonderful, and I want to have one like this too.
epiphany
The only thing to pay attention to is to drink less water before going to bed, and don't wake up with urine when you receive the prize
The key is to prevent it from being too noisy and waking up from a noisy dream!
I was able to memorize the process a long time ago, and I just waited to win the lottery
Come on, let me win the first prize, I'm not afraid of being dropped
Young people should listen to persuasion, and it is possible to multiply it, and many times can only be in dreams.
If you stud 100,000 words, will the director treat me as his own person and then open it to me.
I buy a buddy all the year round, I dreamed of a group of numbers during a nap, and wrote it on my wife's cheek with a colored pen, which means that I must be able to win, not at ease, I gnawed on my wife's cheek, which means "gnaw (Ken) cheek can be in", but I can't remember to gnaw off a number, I scribbled one, and won a third prize.