The wedding of my cousin and brother-in-law.
Master of Ceremonies: "Everyone wishes these two newcomers as new as new!" ”
？？？ I'm afraid that I remembered incorrectly and specially looked up the meaning of "white head as new", go to you
At the wedding of a colleague, the man's father was called to the stage, and the emcee gave him a nail rake of Zhu Bajie, and the audience couldn't stop laughing. I think it's really vulgar! I was working as a bridesmaid at the time, and another bridesmaid friend didn't understand what was going on. As a person who has seen "Dream of Red Mansions", I quickly got the meaning, and I am very glad that my colleague went to change the wedding dress, and he was not there at that time. It's still speechless to think about.
I met an emcee, the scene said that the bride was two months pregnant, let go of the bride when toasting, salute the groom, the bride cried after getting off the stage, the guests including parents did not know this, the bride's home is still more traditional.
Neighbor children get married.
Master of Ceremonies: "On this happy day, on behalf of the host's family, I would like to thank my family and friends and neighbors for coming to diaoye in their busy schedules."
Instant petrification.
When a college classmate gets married, the emcee asks the man, "Please prove the Goldbach conjecture", and the groom is immediately confused.
Then ask the bride "What is 2+2?" "The bride is also confused" 4
Master of Ceremonies: Look how lucky you are to meet such a genius girl (he really said these two words), come and say whether you should give all your property to your wife.
The audience was a little confused...
I sent the children's wedding, all the process is over, the next step is to officially open the dinner, and then the bride and groom go to each table to toast.
At this time, the emcee said: This is the end of today's wedding ceremony, thank you for wasting a morning to attend the wedding of the bride and groom...