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"All blame Pan Changjiang and Guo Da? Look what they started! ”
"Hands Up" is a classic old movie, its style is mainly comedy and funny.
There are many interesting plots in the film, which always make the audience laugh.
However, some directors seem to have learned the "essence" and have begun to "imitate"...
So some anti-Japanese film and television dramas have embarked on a "road of no return"...
The plot of exposed bottoms and big breasts is shocking and brainless, and the lines are bottomless, which is really disgusting!
What's more, some directors actually arrange the plot of using artificial intelligence to kill ghosts, which really presses the audience's IQ to the ground and rubs!
How unbearable are these insulting operations?
Can eat and fry bun thunder
"Can eat! Can also be fried! ”
Have you ever heard of the legend of "Bun Thunder"?
In "Plainclothes Team Behind Enemy Lines", one of our military chefs took out a bun and put it in his mouth and chewed it fiercely.
Threw it out and suddenly exploded again,
The power is comparable to that of an ordinary grenade ...
The cadre-like guy was slightly puzzled at first.
After the cook blew up a few more times, he immediately showed an approving smile and nodded to each other, without any intention of shock, nor did he mean to ask the principle.
This honest cook did not explain anything from beginning to end, and after demonstrating it, he saw that the old cadres were very happy, so they all showed a triumphant smile, and everyone ended the paragraph in a happy atmosphere.
My God!
In those days, it would be nice to have buns to eat, and would you be willing to take them into weapons?
Can you still eat weapons made of buns?
Not afraid to explode in the stomach?
Would it be such a bland reaction for normal humans to see an edible bun explode as soon as it was thrown out?
The world's invincible swallow double eagle
"I bet you have no bullets in your gun!"
Who doesn't know the prestige of Yan Shuangying?
Not only do they have various "fairy skills" that blow up the sky, but they can also play a motorcycle with the power of a tank.
Not to mention whether there were so many submachine guns at the beginning, he directly held a submachine gun and directly rotated and shot without looking at people in place!
Could it be that aiming is the biggest insult to him?
It seems that he really does not need it!
Then there was a more bullish operation, flying body directly from the camel's back and instantly pulled off a mountain motorcycle.
When the audience sees this, they can still endure and say: "No problem! That's all right! ”
Then a fancy gets on the car, his passive skill "dodge bullets" is always on, and the enemy's crazy strafing is stunned that one shot misses him...
No problem! Of course no problem!
Then I saw Yan Shuangying spinning the motorcycle in place, and the Indians next door had to call the insider when they saw it!
When others are shooting him, he will show his motorcycle skills in place, show his skills while not forgetting to sweep away the enemy by shooting, and sure enough, it is still a familiar taste...
Yan Shuangying's marksmanship gun shot his head, and he was still unharmed in the face of dozens of people's shooting.
After spinning in place, it's time to perform stunts, Yan Shuangying fancy shooting in the rain of bullets, there are really not many actions left for him, the enemy is here to fight, and he is here to show the motorcycle, and he hums a song carelessly...
Originally, the enemy designed to lure him to the bait, and in the end it became Yan Shuangying's motorcycle show, and by the way, he also beat them to fart and urinate!
Even if Captain America on the other side of the ocean comes, he will have to eat my Yan Shuangying 5 pounds of bullets before leaving...
Artificial intelligence "Political Commissar Zhao"
"Political Commissar Zhao" became a great inventor?
"Bright Sword" is one of the few anti-Japanese dramas.
Among them, "Political Commissar Zhao" became an inventor more powerful than Iron Man in another play.
It is not unjust to say that he is more powerful than Iron Man, but our old Zhao does not need artificial intelligence Jarvis at all, because his own brain is Jarvis.
Other divine dramas are hand-torn devils, and this one directly goes to artificial intelligence to make guns.
Your old Zhao used artificial intelligence to fight ghosts a little...
Old Zhao's artificial intelligence is only one aspect, and what is even better is that he doesn't want any tools, and can directly rub a gun out of your bare hands.
And in the base, you can also rub out a lot of fancy weapons to fight ghosts.
One of the most representative is the "voice-activated bomb".
With several "explosions" from Old Zhao, the mines outside the position exploded one after another.
Stunned the little warriors with modern glasses on the side ...
Old Zhao: This is the real sense of the output, all rely on the roar, the faster the roar, the faster the explosion, the greater the voice, the greater the power!
I want to bang the director twice!
This director not only "demonized" Old Zhao, but even "Chu Yunfei" did not let go.
I saw that "Chu Yunfei" in this drama changed and played the ghost Dazuo.
I never imagined that the old drama bones would also make bad films...
The ghost played by Zhang Guangbei swaggers and talks to female subordinates in a five-star hotel, and the wallpaper on the background wall and the LED ceiling lights on the ceiling are brighter than the old drama bones...
Before there was "Thunder Warrior" The Eighth Route Army lived in a luxury villa, and after that, there was a little devil living in a five-star hotel, and the director did not let go of both sides!
The mink catches the devil and hammers
I originally thought that the hand-torn devil was already invincible in the world, but I didn't expect someone to be braver than him!
The mink cicada of the Three Kingdoms period actually traveled to modern times!
A woman originally planned to return to the village, but suddenly there was a strange "whoosh", and we saw a group of ghost corpses around us moving, and this strange look in the broad daylight seeped people...
The hideous-looking ghost corpse began to chase people and bite, and after several of the woman's companions were bitten, they soon became the same "walking dead" as the devil.
What? A proper anti-Japanese drama turned into a zombie movie?
What's more, suddenly a young lady in Hanfu appeared in front of the camera, shouting as soon as she appeared: "Fengxian, Fengxian, where are you?" ”
So the woman who returned to the village looked at the Hanfu sister and asked, "Who are you?" ”
This Hanfu lady then introduced her name as "Sable Cicada".
Can't you fight the devil well? One zombie and one crossing?
I thought that this was already an outrageous mother to open the door to the outrageous, but who knew that this "mink cicada" didn't say a word, and opening the door to go out and catch the devil was to bang a hammer.
Got up sharply, today I saw the mink cicada bullying the devil...
Since the mink and cicadas have all come out, then it is time for our "Second Master Guan" to appear!
A small man opened his mouth and shouted, and a man wearing Guan Yu's battle armor appeared in the middle of the camera, and then scuffled with the little devil with the Green Dragon Moon Knife.
The Qing Dynasty veterans of the crew next door couldn't be idle, and they stood at the city gate with Pu Dao and fought with the little devils...
The heroes under the directors' lenses are really eight immortals across the sea and show their talents, but the most bottomless is this "sex woman".
This is really the war of the century, and I see a female devil, wearing their ugly kimono and carrying a stinking Japanese katana in her hand, making a handsome gesture in preparation for a duel.
And the woman here is wearing a black low-cut robe with a cape made of black stockings.
The lower body is wearing leather pants that do not know how warm the effect is, such a shape is completely worthy of her title of "sex woman".
Of course, we can't forget that this woman's favorite "death Barbie powder" lipstick, such imposing eyes are almost to kill the female devil on the other side.
After a fierce fight between you and me, the two sides really have their own merits, and in the end, this woman is better and cuts the throat of the melon-skin female devil with a ring.
As the female devil stumbled to the ground, the woman won the victory with a cheerful look.
Director: What are you filming? Don't tell me this is an anti-Japanese drama, I have to order "native products" to visit you!
In order to gain attention, these directors shot some works without a lower limit, which has now become the biggest joke in domestic entertainment.
epilogue
In the entertainment industry, certain directors always come up with some operations that insult the audience, which only lowers people's expectations for his work.
I hope that the relevant directors can create more high-quality and positive works in the future.
Only by returning to the essence of entertainment can we bring real happiness and pleasure to the audience.
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